Two old guys, Sal****er Tom and Eisboch, were sitting on their usual
bench near the docks one morning.


Eisboch had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.


SW Tom was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to
have so much energy

Eisboch said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."


So, on the way home, SW Tom stops at the Jewish bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady baker asked if he needed help. He said, "Do you
have any rye bread?"


She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"


He said, "I want 5 loaves.


She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard"


He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this
**** but me."

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