Harry Krause:
We've been invaded by netcops. One in particular writes long, boring
essays when something posted here doesn't meet his standards.

And Dave, we also have the same grandiose, hallucinatory poster(s). One in
particular writes long and boring posts in which he claims to be the son of
the largest boat dealer east of the Mississippi River, a Yale contemporary
of George W. Bush, the husband of a medical doctor and the owner of a
wonderful lobster boat. Indeed, it is a rich and enriching newsgroup.