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On Apr 13, 8:24 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On 13 Apr 2007 16:17:42 -0700, "Chuck Gould" wrote: You'd need to be an active boater to appreciate the number of superstitions that some people observe. I always pee on my shoes before I go boating. I figure that if my feet are already wet, they won't get any wetter. I also like to spit into the wind when I go boating - it's easier than taking my glasses off and licking them for anti-fog purposes. I like to stick myself with a 6/0 hook figuring that anything smaller than that won't hurt as much and might possibly prevent another hook accident. When having a bad day with no hookups on fish, I will also pee into the water as the ancient Amerindian shaman did. According to legend, this was annointing the waters bringingt good luck. I figure that the fish just don't like to be ****ed on. I will always create a rat's nest on the casting reel I will be using that day. Normally takes me fifteen minutes to fix, however that fifteen minutes is well spent because it won't happen the rest of the trip. I will always break at least one leader to prevent another from being broken. I have a special pole that I will step on to prevent stepping on any of my good poles. I always fish on days starting with S, M, T, W and F. I never fish on any day ending in z. I never fish on the 32nd day of the month. I never fish on the 357th day of the year. I never fish during the 13th month of the year. So, anybody else want to contribute? ROTF. |
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