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Harry Krause April 9th 07 06:01 PM

You're All Invited...
 
....tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.

Septic Tank pumpout party.

Bring your own lawn chairs.

(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)


Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.

Don White April 9th 07 06:14 PM

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.

Septic Tank pumpout party.

Bring your own lawn chairs.

(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)


Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.


All you can eat??

I remember way back in 1983 when I lived outside town in a Cedar Cape Cod I
built with my own two hands.
We had a well and septic system. Just before we were to leave on our big
trip to California, the earth around the tank input settled and the pipe
fell loose.
I dug up all around it by pick & shovel to see the problem and had the tank
pumped, but couldn't backfill etc until I came back a week later.
Neighbours loved me for that....



Chuck Gould April 9th 07 06:30 PM

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On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.

Septic Tank pumpout party.

Bring your own lawn chairs.

(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)

Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.


What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.

Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking for
a warm place to swim?



Harry Krause April 9th 07 06:32 PM

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Don White wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.

Septic Tank pumpout party.

Bring your own lawn chairs.

(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)


Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.


All you can eat??

I remember way back in 1983 when I lived outside town in a Cedar Cape Cod I
built with my own two hands.
We had a well and septic system. Just before we were to leave on our big
trip to California, the earth around the tank input settled and the pipe
fell loose.
I dug up all around it by pick & shovel to see the problem and had the tank
pumped, but couldn't backfill etc until I came back a week later.
Neighbours loved me for that....




Absolutely.

This is a voluntary pump out...no problems yet, but it should be done
every three years or so around here.

Harry Krause April 9th 07 06:42 PM

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Chuck Gould wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.

Septic Tank pumpout party.

Bring your own lawn chairs.

(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)

Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.


What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.

Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking for
a warm place to swim?




I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that gas.

We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like boating
in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at least, for me
to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really like.

This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:

http://tinyurl.com/3yejye

This is what they wear where you boat:

http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp


I assume the weather where you are explains some of your grumpiness.




D-unit April 9th 07 08:42 PM

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message




http://tinyurl.com/3yejye


I believe this is the young lady that served me breakfast at
the pancake house Sunday morn.

db~I had a nice Easter.






Harry Krause April 9th 07 08:54 PM

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D-unit wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message



http://tinyurl.com/3yejye


I believe this is the young lady that served me breakfast at
the pancake house Sunday morn.

db~I had a nice Easter.






Gosh, I hope so. Hate to think of her going to waste.

Dan April 10th 07 12:55 AM

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Harry Krause wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.

Septic Tank pumpout party.

Bring your own lawn chairs.

(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)

Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.


What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.

Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking for
a warm place to swim?




I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that gas.

We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like boating
in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at least, for me
to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really like.

This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:

http://tinyurl.com/3yejye

This is what they wear where you boat:

http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp


I assume the weather where you are explains some of your grumpiness.




More evidence that the lobster boat is a dream...

William Bruce April 10th 07 01:19 AM

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Harry Krause wrote:

I assume the weather where you are explains some of your grumpiness.



Would the weather where you are Krauseter explain some of your delusions?

Cheers,
William



JR North April 10th 07 01:38 AM

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It doesn't matter what they wear, Harry, it's the level of difficulty in
persuading them to take it off that counts.
JR

Harry Krause wrote:

Chuck Gould wrote:

On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:

...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.

Septic Tank pumpout party.

Bring your own lawn chairs.

(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)

Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.



What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.

Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking for
a warm place to swim?




I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that gas.

We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like boating
in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at least, for me
to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really like.

This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:

http://tinyurl.com/3yejye

This is what they wear where you boat:

http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp


I assume the weather where you are explains some of your grumpiness.





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Harry Krause April 10th 07 02:05 AM

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JR North wrote:
It doesn't matter what they wear, Harry, it's the level of difficulty in
persuading them to take it off that counts.
JR

Harry Krause wrote:

Chuck Gould wrote:

On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:

...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.

Septic Tank pumpout party.

Bring your own lawn chairs.

(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)

Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.


What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.

Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking for
a warm place to swim?




I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that gas.

We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like
boating in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at
least, for me to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really
like.

This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:

http://tinyurl.com/3yejye

This is what they wear where you boat:

http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp


I assume the weather where you are explains some of your grumpiness.







With some, though, you've got a head start.

basskisser April 10th 07 01:27 PM

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On Apr 9, 7:55 pm, Dan wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.


Septic Tank pumpout party.


Bring your own lawn chairs.


(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)


Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.


What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.


Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking for
a warm place to swim?


I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that gas.


We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like boating
in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at least, for me
to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really like.


This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:


http://tinyurl.com/3yejye


This is what they wear where you boat:


http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp


I assume the weather where you are explains some of your grumpiness.


More evidence that the lobster boat is a dream...- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Okay, got to ask....
Please explain how ANYTHING written in this thread could be construed
as "More evidence that the lobster boat is a dream".


Harry Krause April 10th 07 03:09 PM

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Harry Krause wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.
Septic Tank pumpout party.
Bring your own lawn chairs.
(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)
Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.
What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.
Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking for
a warm place to swim?
I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that gas.
We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like boating
in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at least, for me
to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really like.
This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:
http://tinyurl.com/3yejye
This is what they wear where you boat:
http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp




Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.

Chuck didn't show.

Too bad.

This was the entertainment:

http://tinyurl.com/2mawb7


She flew over Seattle one summer, but it was too cold and dreary to land.

Tim April 10th 07 03:38 PM

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Harry Krause wrote:

Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.



Nothing like a good "honey dippin' " to start the year off right!


Harry Krause April 10th 07 03:44 PM

You're All Invited... (Too late, party is over.)
 
Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.



Nothing like a good "honey dippin' " to start the year off right!



Indeed. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Last time I had this
done, it was many years ago and in the summer. The stench then would
have offended even those in my killfile here. Maybe.

I now have technical knowledge I never had before, including the fact
that we have a multi-chamber 2500-gallon septic tank. Isn't that the
most exciting thing? :}

Don White April 10th 07 04:28 PM

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.



Nothing like a good "honey dippin' " to start the year off right!



Indeed. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Last time I had this
done, it was many years ago and in the summer. The stench then would have
offended even those in my killfile here. Maybe.

I now have technical knowledge I never had before, including the fact that
we have a multi-chamber 2500-gallon septic tank. Isn't that the most
exciting thing? :}



Multi chamber is a requirement here... but 2500 gallons sounds big.

When I built my cape Cod back in 1975 I installed the concrete syphon
type... 1st big chamber emptied into a smaller chamber that emptied into a
siphon chamber.... which spit out it's contents at regular intervals.
Fiberglass tanks were just getting popular here at that time but I went
traditional.



Chuck Gould April 10th 07 06:00 PM

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On Apr 10, 7:09�am, Harry Krause wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.
Septic Tank pumpout party.
Bring your own lawn chairs.
(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)
Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.
What are the gasmasks for, Harry? *You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.
Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking for
a warm place to swim?
I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that gas.
We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like boating
in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at least, for me
to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really like.
This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:
http://tinyurl.com/3yejye
This is what they wear where you boat:
http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp


Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.

Chuck didn't show.

Too bad.

This was the entertainment:

http://tinyurl.com/2mawb7

She flew over Seattle one summer, but it was too cold and dreary to land.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -



So that's what she told you?

We carefully inspect any hookers arriving at the airport on flights
from Baltimore and DC. Most of them can't be allowed out of quarantine
and have to be sent back- far too many nasty diseases, etc. (If they
are spending their days and nights hanging around septic tanks and
sewage back there, it's no wonder they show up here smelling so
badly).



Calif Bill April 10th 07 06:45 PM

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"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Apr 10, 7:09?am, Harry Krause wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.
Septic Tank pumpout party.
Bring your own lawn chairs.
(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it
was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)
Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.
What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.
Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking
for
a warm place to swim?
I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that
gas.
We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like
boating
in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at least, for
me
to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really like.
This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:
http://tinyurl.com/3yejye
This is what they wear where you boat:
http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp


Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.

Chuck didn't show.

Too bad.

This was the entertainment:

http://tinyurl.com/2mawb7

She flew over Seattle one summer, but it was too cold and dreary to land.-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -



So that's what she told you?

We carefully inspect any hookers arriving at the airport on flights
from Baltimore and DC. Most of them can't be allowed out of quarantine
and have to be sent back- far too many nasty diseases, etc. (If they
are spending their days and nights hanging around septic tanks and
sewage back there, it's no wonder they show up here smelling so
badly).

***** 5 stars and a thumbs up.



Harry Krause April 10th 07 06:58 PM

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Calif Bill wrote:
"Chuck Gould" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Apr 10, 7:09?am, Harry Krause wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Chuck Gould wrote:
On Apr 9, 10:01?am, Harry Krause wrote:
...tomorrow morning, my place, between 7 and 10 AM.
Septic Tank pumpout party.
Bring your own lawn chairs.
(Note: since this actually is a holding tank pumpout, I figured it
was
boating related enough for our local netcops.)
Coffee, donuts, and gasmasks will be supplied.
What are the gasmasks for, Harry? You've spent years trying to
persuade everybody that yours doesn't stink.
Pretty sad when the only body of water you ineract with much anymore
is the effluent in your septic tank. But aren't you always looking
for
a warm place to swim?
I could say I was going to have the tank opened to see where you live,
but that would require me to act here as you do, so I'll pass that
gas.
We'll be "interacting" with Chesapeake Bay later this month, when it
warms up. As I have stated here a number of times, I don't like
boating
in "Seattle-like" weather. Temps have to be in the 60s, at least, for
me
to go boating, 70s are better, and 80s are what I really like.
This is what the gals wear in my kind of boating weather:
http://tinyurl.com/3yejye
This is what they wear where you boat:
http://tinyurl.com/37h5rp

Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.

Chuck didn't show.

Too bad.

This was the entertainment:

http://tinyurl.com/2mawb7

She flew over Seattle one summer, but it was too cold and dreary to land.-
Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -



So that's what she told you?

We carefully inspect any hookers arriving at the airport on flights
from Baltimore and DC. Most of them can't be allowed out of quarantine
and have to be sent back- far too many nasty diseases, etc. (If they
are spending their days and nights hanging around septic tanks and
sewage back there, it's no wonder they show up here smelling so
badly).

***** 5 stars and a thumbs up.




You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."

Don White April 10th 07 07:24 PM

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think the
good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."


That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how often
he kisses butts.



Tim April 10th 07 07:45 PM

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D-unit wrote:

http://tinyurl.com/3yejye


I believe this is the young lady that served me breakfast at
the pancake house Sunday morn.

db~I had a nice Easter.


Those sleepy, bedroom eyes remind me of a song that was made popular
by Bobby Bare in the '80's


She falls through the doorway and rolls down the hall
She bounces off the sofa and walks into the wall
It's easy to see that she buckles and bends
She's doin' qualudes again

Qualudes again qualudes again
If you've got aurora you know for shorra
She's your friend
She's doin' quaaludes again

She fumbles and stumbles and falls down the stairs
Makes love to the leg of the diningroom chair
She's ready for animals women or men
She's doin' qualudes again

Qualudes again again again qualudes again and again
And if you've got a lemon a dog and three women
Then she's your friend
She's doin' qualudes again


Harry Krause April 10th 07 08:43 PM

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Tim wrote:
D-unit wrote:
http://tinyurl.com/3yejye

I believe this is the young lady that served me breakfast at
the pancake house Sunday morn.

db~I had a nice Easter.


Those sleepy, bedroom eyes remind me of a song that was made popular
by Bobby Bare in the '80's


She falls through the doorway and rolls down the hall
She bounces off the sofa and walks into the wall
It's easy to see that she buckles and bends
She's doin' qualudes again

Qualudes again qualudes again
If you've got aurora you know for shorra
She's your friend
She's doin' quaaludes again

She fumbles and stumbles and falls down the stairs
Makes love to the leg of the diningroom chair
She's ready for animals women or men
She's doin' qualudes again

Qualudes again again again qualudes again and again
And if you've got a lemon a dog and three women
Then she's your friend
She's doin' qualudes again



I remember that one. The gal, btw, is Keeley Hazell, a 21-year-old Brit
model.

Calif Bill April 10th 07 08:51 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."


That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep you whole head lubed with **** from
Harry's but. And to think you worked for the government. No wonder the
people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.



John H. April 10th 07 09:10 PM

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On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:28:48 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.


Nothing like a good "honey dippin' " to start the year off right!



Indeed. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Last time I had this
done, it was many years ago and in the summer. The stench then would have
offended even those in my killfile here. Maybe.

I now have technical knowledge I never had before, including the fact that
we have a multi-chamber 2500-gallon septic tank. Isn't that the most
exciting thing? :}



Multi chamber is a requirement here... but 2500 gallons sounds big.

When I built my cape Cod back in 1975 I installed the concrete syphon
type... 1st big chamber emptied into a smaller chamber that emptied into a
siphon chamber.... which spit out it's contents at regular intervals.
Fiberglass tanks were just getting popular here at that time but I went
traditional.


Nah, 17' long and about 5' in diameter. That'll hold it.
--
*****Have a Spectacular Day!*****

John H

Don White April 10th 07 09:36 PM

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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
rthlink.net...

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."


That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with *****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"

What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm




Harry Krause April 10th 07 09:44 PM

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Don White wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
rthlink.net...
"Don White" wrote in message
...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.

You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with *****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"

What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm





Bilious Bill often impresses with his demonstrations of English as a
second language.

basskisser April 11th 07 12:32 AM

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On Apr 10, 4:44 pm, Harry Krause wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
arthlink.net...
"Don White" wrote in message
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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with *****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"


What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm


Bilious Bill often impresses with his demonstrations of English as a
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If he posted after lunch, then he's probably drunk.


basskisser April 11th 07 12:33 AM

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On Apr 10, 4:36 pm, "Don White" wrote:
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rthlink.net...







"Don White" wrote in message
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You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."


That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with *****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"

What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...http://french.about.com/library/voca...bl_hockey.htm- Hide quoted text -

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Hey, it came directly from his "libs".


Dan April 11th 07 12:43 AM

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Don White wrote:
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Tim wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Party is over. Crew showed up, dug up the access covers, broke up the
sludge in the solids tank, emptied tanks, et cetera, and a grand time
was had by all.

Nothing like a good "honey dippin' " to start the year off right!


Indeed. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Last time I had this
done, it was many years ago and in the summer. The stench then would have
offended even those in my killfile here. Maybe.

I now have technical knowledge I never had before, including the fact that
we have a multi-chamber 2500-gallon septic tank. Isn't that the most
exciting thing? :}



Multi chamber is a requirement here... but 2500 gallons sounds big.


Not if the user produces a lot of ****...

Calif Bill April 11th 07 04:00 AM

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"basskisser" wrote in message
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On Apr 10, 4:44 pm, Harry Krause wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
arthlink.net...
"Don White" wrote in message
...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you
think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering
how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with
*****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"


What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm


Bilious Bill often impresses with his demonstrations of English as a
second language.- Hide quoted text -

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If he posted after lunch, then he's probably drunk.


I rarely drink, but for an admitted drug grower and supplier, you probably
are toking as you post.



Jack Goff April 11th 07 04:12 AM

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On Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:44:04 -0400, Harry Krause
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... we have a multi-chamber 2500-gallon septic tank.


Wise investment, considering your output. And you still have to have
it pumped! :-)

Jack

basskisser April 11th 07 02:06 PM

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On Apr 10, 11:00 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

oups.com...





On Apr 10, 4:44 pm, Harry Krause wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
arthlink.net...
"Don White" wrote in message
...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you
think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering
how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with
*****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government. No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"


What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm


Bilious Bill often impresses with his demonstrations of English as a
second language.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


If he posted after lunch, then he's probably drunk.


I rarely drink, but for an admitted drug grower and supplier, you probably
are toking as you post.- Hide quoted text -

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Okay, Bill, here's your chance to FINALLY prove that you know what
you're talking about. Please provide proof that I am a "drug grower",
a "supplier", and that I have EVER smoked pot. I'd advise you to ask a
lawyer about your habit of accusing people of illegal actions without
any evidence. There are laws against that.


Calif Bill April 11th 07 05:38 PM

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On Apr 10, 11:00 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

oups.com...





On Apr 10, 4:44 pm, Harry Krause wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
arthlink.net...
"Don White" wrote in message
...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you
think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering
how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with
*****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government.
No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the
bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"


What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm


Bilious Bill often impresses with his demonstrations of English as a
second language.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


If he posted after lunch, then he's probably drunk.


I rarely drink, but for an admitted drug grower and supplier, you
probably
are toking as you post.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Okay, Bill, here's your chance to FINALLY prove that you know what
you're talking about. Please provide proof that I am a "drug grower",
a "supplier", and that I have EVER smoked pot. I'd advise you to ask a
lawyer about your habit of accusing people of illegal actions without
any evidence. There are laws against that.

You, the one who accuses me of being a drunk want proof. You are the one
who posted questions about the pot, grass, maryjane you were raising from
chilhood. And you demand proof. Just look at your posting On_lanier.



Harry Krause April 11th 07 06:00 PM

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Calif Bill wrote:

You, the one who accuses me of being a drunk want proof. You are the one
who posted questions about the pot, grass, maryjane you were raising from
chilhood. And you demand proof. Just look at your posting On_lanier.




-hic-

Your posts are the proof, Bilious Bill. About 80 proof, I would say.

Calif Bill April 11th 07 06:17 PM

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You, the one who accuses me of being a drunk want proof. You are the one
who posted questions about the pot, grass, maryjane you were raising from
chilhood. And you demand proof. Just look at your posting On_lanier.



-hic-

Your posts are the proof, Bilious Bill. About 80 proof, I would say.


And you are supposed to be a professional writer?



Harry Krause April 11th 07 06:32 PM

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Calif Bill wrote:
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Calif Bill wrote:

You, the one who accuses me of being a drunk want proof. You are the one
who posted questions about the pot, grass, maryjane you were raising from
chilhood. And you demand proof. Just look at your posting On_lanier.


-hic-

Your posts are the proof, Bilious Bill. About 80 proof, I would say.


And you are supposed to be a professional writer?



You have a problem with my "conversational" English skills, Bilious?
What is it?


Calif Bill April 11th 07 06:48 PM

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Calif Bill wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Calif Bill wrote:

You, the one who accuses me of being a drunk want proof. You are the
one who posted questions about the pot, grass, maryjane you were
raising from chilhood. And you demand proof. Just look at your
posting On_lanier.

-hic-

Your posts are the proof, Bilious Bill. About 80 proof, I would say.


And you are supposed to be a professional writer?


You have a problem with my "conversational" English skills, Bilious?
What is it?


Fiction writer I would say.



basskisser April 11th 07 09:30 PM

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On Apr 11, 12:38 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message

oups.com...



On Apr 10, 11:00 pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message


groups.com...


On Apr 10, 4:44 pm, Harry Krause wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Calif Bill" wrote in message
arthlink.net...
"Don White" wrote in message
...
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
You two have each others' thumbs up your respective butts if you
think
the good-looking women who pose for these photos are "hookers."
That 'Kalif Bill' must go through a pile of lip balm...considering
how
often he kisses butts.


You do not need lib balm, you just keep *you whole head lubed with
*****
from *Harry's but*. And to think you worked for the government.
No
wonder the people have so many problems dealing with the
bureaucrats.


Uh uh! No way... "you whole head lubed with ****"


What's with the 'but'?? You must be a French hockey fan...
http://french.about.com/library/voca.../bl_hockey.htm


Bilious Bill often impresses with his demonstrations of English as a
second language.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


If he posted after lunch, then he's probably drunk.


I rarely drink, but for an admitted drug grower and supplier, you
probably
are toking as you post.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Okay, Bill, here's your chance to FINALLY prove that you know what
you're talking about. Please provide proof that I am a "drug grower",
a "supplier", and that I have EVER smoked pot. I'd advise you to ask a
lawyer about your habit of accusing people of illegal actions without
any evidence. There are laws against that.


You, the one who accuses me of being a drunk want proof. You are the one
who posted questions about the pot, grass, maryjane you were raising from
chilhood. And you demand proof. Just look at your posting On_lanier.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


All right! Now I get to show how stupid, how ignorant, and how senile
you are!! Yes, I want proof. Do you have any? Simple yes or no
question. If yes, please show where I've ever admitted growing pot
from "chilhood" which I take that you, in your stupidness, meant to
say CHILDHOOD. SHOW ME, Bill. Let's see you redeem yourself! You also
stated before that I was a "supplier". Where did you get that? Show me
again! Or let those here forever no what a dolt you are!


Wayne.B April 11th 07 10:26 PM

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On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:48:05 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

Fiction writer I would say.


You have doubts about Harry's over flowing septic system ?


Harry Krause April 11th 07 10:28 PM

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Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:48:05 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

Fiction writer I would say.


You have doubts about Harry's over flowing septic system ?



Actually, it wasn't overflowing. My wife had a premonition it would,
though. The guy who serviced the tank said it was "damned close" to
overflowing.

I have no explanation.


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