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Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van not
where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came back
from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner with the
engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver window was
smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was ripped out, and
the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the police to show up.
He did his report and I drove the van directly to the closest Chrysler
dealership (walking distance). Still have collision/comprehensive on the
vehicle so I now have a rental while the van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


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On Mar 13, 8:19�pm, "Don White" wrote:
Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van not
where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came back
from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner with the
engine still running. *I went over and sure enough, the driver window was
smashed out with glass all over my seat. *The ignition was ripped out, and
the radio cd player gone. *Took almost an hour for the police to show up.
He did his report and I drove the van directly to the closest Chrysler
dealership (walking distance). *Still have collision/comprehensive on the
vehicle so I now have a rental while the van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


a thousand dollars in damages, and went half way around the block.

Well a couple weekeds ago some little locals decided to bust out the
windows on the back of my shop. 8 of them. about 800$ worth of (now)
plexiglass and labor. I'm also going to put industiral screening over
them. I hate to make the building look "Ghetto" but I don't know what
else to do.

Of course, If I caught one doing the damage, I'd be the one going to
jail.

The police just looked at the damage and shook their heads.

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Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


Sorry to hear about that Don.

Let's hope our "Karma" guys don't show up to rub it in.


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On Mar 13, 7:25�pm, "JimH" wrote:
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Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. *I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. *The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. *Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). *Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


Sorry to hear about that Don.

Let's hope our "Karma" guys don't show up to rub it in.


Absolutely. We certainly don't need any crappy personal remarks, do
we? :-)

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On Mar 13, 7:25?pm, "JimH" wrote:
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Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the
tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


Sorry to hear about that Don.

Let's hope our "Karma" guys don't show up to rub it in.


Absolutely. We certainly don't need any crappy personal remarks, do
we? :-)


Damn, crime in pair-a-dice.




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On Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:19:02 GMT, "Don White"
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Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van not
where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came back
from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner with the
engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver window was
smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was ripped out, and
the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the police to show up.
He did his report and I drove the van directly to the closest Chrysler
dealership (walking distance). Still have collision/comprehensive on the
vehicle so I now have a rental while the van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.


It's really your fault for leaving the car in such a position where it
could be stolen and vandalised. It's your fault that you had a nice
car radio that could be stolen and probably sold or traded for drugs.

You have to take responsibility for your actions and have yourself
immediately arrested for putting your car in that position such that
it would corrupt the youth of your city causing them to break and
enter, vandalise and steal private property robbing them of their
youth leading them down the path of emotional and physical destruction
as they most likely shoot up with heroin or smoke crack.

Shame on you Don - shame.
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Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.



Always tell the cops "If I find them before you do, you'd better have a real
strong stomach, officer, because all you're gonna find is a hand in a zip
lock bag".

Why should you be the only one nauseated? Share it.


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Woke up this morning at 0630 and looked out the window. Voyager mini-van
not where it was at 0130hrs.
At first I thought my son had gone for an all-nighter until I saw the tell
tale broken glass. While I was on the phone to the police, my wife came
back from walking the dog to tell me she found the van around the corner
with the engine still running. I went over and sure enough, the driver
window was smashed out with glass all over my seat. The ignition was
ripped out, and the radio cd player gone. Took almost an hour for the
police to show up. He did his report and I drove the van directly to the
closest Chrysler dealership (walking distance). Still have
collision/comprehensive on the vehicle so I now have a rental while the
van is made whole again.
My deductable on this is $100.00.



Would this be legal in your province? I know you've got water....

http://www.trunkmonkey.com/content/view/44/1/


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Always tell the cops "If I find them before you do, you'd better have a
real strong stomach, officer, because all you're gonna find is a hand in a
zip lock bag".

Why should you be the only one nauseated? Share it.


Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and the
kids were in school.
They stole a TV, VCR/camera and some other misc. stuff.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our statement,
one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull**** and wished I
had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever happened again
to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not a gun) before I
called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any questions.

Eisboch


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Speaking of theft, what do you think would be appropriate punishment for
the guy that smacked the 100+ year old lady, fractured her cheek bone and
robbed her of 33 bucks?

I understand they have a massive manhunt, including many vigilantes, on the
search for him.

Eisboch


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