"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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Always tell the cops "If I find them before you do, you'd better have a
real strong stomach, officer, because all you're gonna find is a hand in a
zip lock bag".

Why should you be the only one nauseated? Share it.


Our house was broken into back in the mid-80's while we were at work and the
kids were in school.
They stole a TV, VCR/camera and some other misc. stuff.

When the cops arrived and were dusting for prints and taking our statement,
one of them asked me how it felt. I told him I was bull**** and wished I
had been at home when they broke in. He told me if it ever happened again
to use a baseball bat or a 2x4 cut in half on them (but not a gun) before I
called the police. He said they wouldn't ask any questions.

Eisboch