Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1   Report Post  
posted to rec.boats
external usenet poster
 
First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Jul 2006
Posts: 5,091
Default Joke of The Day...


"D.Duck" wrote in message
...


Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what they
want to hear and they are very happy. 8)



SYLLABICATION: con·sul·tant
PRONUNCIATION: kn-sltnt

NOUN: 1. An unemployed person, usually an engineer.
OTHER FORMS: con·sultant·ship —NOUN


Eisboch


  #2   Report Post  
posted to rec.boats
external usenet poster
 
First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Mar 2007
Posts: 176
Default Joke of The Day...

On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:16:17 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"D.Duck" wrote in message
m...


Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what they
want to hear and they are very happy. 8)



SYLLABICATION: con·sul·tant
PRONUNCIATION: kn-sltnt

NOUN: 1. An unemployed person, usually an engineer.
OTHER FORMS: con·sultant·ship —NOUN


Ah - but I only played an engineer on TV.

In real life, I played a mathematician. :)

Of course now that I think about it...
  #3   Report Post  
posted to rec.boats
external usenet poster
 
First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Dec 2006
Posts: 1,533
Default Joke of The Day...


"Tom Francis" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:16:17 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"D.Duck" wrote in message
om...


Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what
they
want to hear and they are very happy. 8)



SYLLABICATION: con·sul·tant
PRONUNCIATION: kn-sltnt

NOUN: 1. An unemployed person, usually an engineer.
OTHER FORMS: con·sultant·ship -NOUN


Ah - but I only played an engineer on TV.

In real life, I played a mathematician. :)

Of course now that I think about it...


Were you a constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules

Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Kerry's Joke Maxprop ASA 38 November 7th 06 04:41 AM
Kerry's Joke Gilligan ASA 3 November 3rd 06 05:16 AM
OT Joke basskisser General 0 May 3rd 06 04:00 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 08:48 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2025 BoatBanter.com.
The comments are property of their posters.
 

About Us

"It's about Boats"

 

Copyright © 2017