A local priest and rabbi were fishing on the side of the road. They
thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around
now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car.

One driver that drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at
them: "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

All of a sudden they heard a big splash. They looked at each other and
the priest said to the rabbi, "You think we should just put up a sign
that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"