Chuck Gould wrote:

:Nope, no sign needed. Anybody can call my holiday lights anything they
:want to. I'll even be wearing a red and white "Santa" hat for the
:event. My shuttle pipes arrived today, so I hope to bone up on a few
:tunes about sleigh rides, flying reindeer, and dancing snowmen before
:next Sunday. You ain't heard a "Christmas" tune until you've heard one
layed on a bagpipe. I'll literally have a "captive" audience, unless
:somebody wants to go for a swim.

Or mutiny.