"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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So I was preparing my lethal combination of diesel fuel/gasoline for
the WMD approach to wiping out a nest of ground hornets when Mrs. Wave
came home.

She asked me what I was doing and after I explained today's
adventures, she immediately put the kibosh on my very minor explosion
and subsequent fire.

She's no fun. I figured you'd post pictures of the mushroom cloud, the
police, etc.