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[email protected] September 26th 06 04:20 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 


be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.




[email protected] September 26th 06 04:24 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
More clorine for the gene pool...

http://www.cdnn.info/news/eco/e050425.html


wrote:


be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.




[email protected] September 26th 06 04:25 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
More clorine for the gene pool...

http://www.cdnn.info/news/eco/e050425.html


wrote:


be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.




[email protected] September 26th 06 05:01 AM

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wrote:


be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.



OOPS!

Wrong video...sorry

lets see if this is it.




[email protected] September 26th 06 05:06 AM

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DANG! that didn't work either!!

Coult the link have something encrypted?

Anyhow, here's where I got it from....

http://www.vintagebass.com/thedudepi...ad.php?t=21022


Boris September 26th 06 11:31 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
Dickhead ..............

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

On 25 Sep 2006 20:20:36 -0700, wrote:



be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.



Dumbass...



Eisboch September 26th 06 11:40 AM

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"Boris" wrote in message
...
Dickhead ..............

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

On 25 Sep 2006 20:20:36 -0700, wrote:



be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.



Dumbass...



What we have here folks is a failure to communicate.

Eisboch



Bert Robbins September 26th 06 12:42 PM

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Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On 25 Sep 2006 20:20:36 -0700, wrote:



be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.



Dumbass...


At least the shark had the good taste and sense to spit the guy out.


basskisser September 26th 06 02:25 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

wrote:


be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.



Here's your Chuckie Dot.


Don White September 26th 06 02:33 PM

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basskisser wrote:
wrote:



be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.




Here's your Chuckie Dot.


What's the deal with the dots?
Is this a new way to reprimand offending posters?

basskisser September 26th 06 03:39 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

Don White wrote:
basskisser wrote:
wrote:



be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.




Here's your Chuckie Dot.


What's the deal with the dots?
Is this a new way to reprimand offending posters?


Apparently! Chuck started doing it, perhaps it does something so his
newsgroup software doesn't pick those posts up or *something*!
Getting cold up there yet? My brother in western NY had frost this
morning.


Don White September 26th 06 03:53 PM

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basskisser wrote:

Apparently! Chuck started doing it, perhaps it does something so his
newsgroup software doesn't pick those posts up or *something*!
Getting cold up there yet? My brother in western NY had frost this
morning.


We had a frost warning last week. Except for Saturday (Stones concert in
a cold blowing rain) it's been very pleasant up here during the day
(T shirt weather for the hardy).
Nights do cool of quite a bit..but that's a relief from the summer
heat...much easier to sleep (except for still new puppy)

basskisser September 26th 06 03:59 PM

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Don White wrote:
basskisser wrote:

Apparently! Chuck started doing it, perhaps it does something so his
newsgroup software doesn't pick those posts up or *something*!
Getting cold up there yet? My brother in western NY had frost this
morning.


We had a frost warning last week. Except for Saturday (Stones concert in
a cold blowing rain) it's been very pleasant up here during the day
(T shirt weather for the hardy).
Nights do cool of quite a bit..but that's a relief from the summer
heat...much easier to sleep (except for still new puppy)


I would guess the Atlantic moderates your temps some.


[email protected] September 26th 06 04:24 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
probably would have gone for his nose, if it wasn't for the mask....



Bert Robbins wrote:
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On 25 Sep 2006 20:20:36 -0700, wrote:



be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.



Dumbass...


At least the shark had the good taste and sense to spit the guy out.



Don White September 26th 06 05:58 PM

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basskisser wrote:
Don White wrote:

basskisser wrote:

Apparently! Chuck started doing it, perhaps it does something so his
newsgroup software doesn't pick those posts up or *something*!
Getting cold up there yet? My brother in western NY had frost this
morning.


We had a frost warning last week. Except for Saturday (Stones concert in
a cold blowing rain) it's been very pleasant up here during the day
(T shirt weather for the hardy).
Nights do cool of quite a bit..but that's a relief from the summer
heat...much easier to sleep (except for still new puppy)



I would guess the Atlantic moderates your temps some.


That's what they always claim. We usually have milder winters with less
snow than comunities a couple hundred miles west of us.

[email protected] September 26th 06 08:35 PM

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Boris wrote:
Dickhead ..............

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

On 25 Sep 2006 20:20:36 -0700, wrote:



be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.



Dumbass...



Well, I guess you when some get tired of shooting bottle rockets out of
their ass and they feel the need to do something a bit different
......shark kissing is a logical choice.


JimH September 27th 06 01:16 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

wrote in message
oups.com...

DANG! that didn't work either!!

Coult the link have something encrypted?

Anyhow, here's where I got it from....

http://www.vintagebass.com/thedudepi...ad.php?t=21022




JimH September 27th 06 01:18 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

wrote in message
oups.com...

DANG! that didn't work either!!

Coult the link have something encrypted?

Anyhow, here's where I got it from....

http://www.vintagebass.com/thedudepi...ad.php?t=21022


This link worked:

I agree with the previous comments.......he is a dumbass and an idiot. ;-)



[email protected] September 27th 06 01:38 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 


It might have been something on my end. When I went backt o check the
link, the video had changed, to Clinton explaining his actions
concerning Bin Laden with Wallace.

Thats why I kept re posting the link, then re checking it. So, being
frustrated with not getting the right video (so I thought) i gave up
and posted where I got the link from.

Did you see the article about the numb-nutz that fed his thumb to the
eel?

Fool tempted the eel with a hot dog. The eels following actions
reminded me of the plant in "Little Shop of Horrors"

"...must be blood... must be fresh..."


JimH wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

DANG! that didn't work either!!

Coult the link have something encrypted?

Anyhow, here's where I got it from....

http://www.vintagebass.com/thedudepi...ad.php?t=21022


This link worked:

I agree with the previous comments.......he is a dumbass and an idiot. ;-)



JimH September 27th 06 01:47 AM

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wrote in message
ups.com...


It might have been something on my end.


I was not talking about you Tim. I was talking about (as were others) the
dumbass in the video!

Thanks for the link. ;-)



[email protected] September 27th 06 01:50 AM

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LOL!

I know, Jim. I was explaining why I didn't think the link came out
correct "on my end"


JimH wrote:
wrote in message
ups.com...


It might have been something on my end.


I was not talking about you Tim. I was talking about (as were others) the
dumbass in the video!

Thanks for the link. ;-)



Dan Krueger September 27th 06 02:16 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
basskisser wrote:

Don White wrote:

basskisser wrote:

wrote:




be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.




Here's your Chuckie Dot.


What's the deal with the dots?
Is this a new way to reprimand offending posters?



Apparently! Chuck started doing it, perhaps it does something so his
newsgroup software doesn't pick those posts up or *something*!
Getting cold up there yet? My brother in western NY had frost this
morning.


Nice sentence structure, expert. Try again.

basskisser September 27th 06 01:21 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

JimH wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

DANG! that didn't work either!!

Coult the link have something encrypted?

Anyhow, here's where I got it from....

http://www.vintagebass.com/thedudepi...ad.php?t=21022


This link worked:

I agree with the previous comments.......he is a dumbass and an idiot. ;-)


Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.


basskisser September 27th 06 01:22 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

Dan Krueger wrote:
basskisser wrote:

Don White wrote:

basskisser wrote:

wrote:




be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.




Here's your Chuckie Dot.


What's the deal with the dots?
Is this a new way to reprimand offending posters?



Apparently! Chuck started doing it, perhaps it does something so his
newsgroup software doesn't pick those posts up or *something*!
Getting cold up there yet? My brother in western NY had frost this
morning.


Nice sentence structure, expert. Try again.


Awe..... Your obsession with me is cute!


JimH September 27th 06 01:22 PM

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basskisser September 27th 06 01:24 PM

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JimH wrote:
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so original......NOT......


[email protected] September 27th 06 01:26 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

basskisser wrote:
Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.


Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket


basskisser September 27th 06 01:32 PM

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wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.


Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket


There's nothing like experience for a teacher. Do you shelter your kids
from climbing trees because they may get a boo-boo? Do you not let them
run for fear of a scraped knee when they fall? Do you not let them swim
for fear of drowning? Do you watch their every move to make sure they
don't do something you think will harm them or get them dirty? Sheesh.


Reginald P. Smithers III September 27th 06 01:54 PM

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basskisser wrote:
wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.

Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket


There's nothing like experience for a teacher. Do you shelter your kids
from climbing trees because they may get a boo-boo? Do you not let them
run for fear of a scraped knee when they fall? Do you not let them swim
for fear of drowning? Do you watch their every move to make sure they
don't do something you think will harm them or get them dirty? Sheesh.


I know I would tell my kids not to kiss a shark, do not stick your hand
into the prop while it is turning, or dive into unknown water without
checking the depth of the area to make sure the entire area is deep
enough for diving.

There are many things where the consequences is so great, that you do
not want your children to learn through experience. Kissing or
harassing a shark, even a Nurse Shark, is one that falls into catagory.
I am surprised that anyone would disagree, but in rec.boats, I learn
something new everyday.


JoeSpareBedroom September 27th 06 01:56 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
wrote in message
ups.com...

Boris wrote:
Dickhead ..............

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:

On 25 Sep 2006 20:20:36 -0700, wrote:



be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.



Dumbass...



Well, I guess you when some get tired of shooting bottle rockets out of
their ass and they feel the need to do something a bit different
.....shark kissing is a logical choice.


The guy's probably a big fan of "Jackass", the movie.



JoeSpareBedroom September 27th 06 01:58 PM

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"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.


Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket


There's nothing like experience for a teacher. Do you shelter your kids
from climbing trees because they may get a boo-boo? Do you not let them
run for fear of a scraped knee when they fall? Do you not let them swim
for fear of drowning? Do you watch their every move to make sure they
don't do something you think will harm them or get them dirty? Sheesh.


That's kinda dumb. If you find out your kid's hanging out with someone who's
trying to mix explosives in their garage, do you say nothing? It's a bit
different from climbing a tree.



basskisser September 27th 06 02:13 PM

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Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
basskisser wrote:
wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.
Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket


There's nothing like experience for a teacher. Do you shelter your kids
from climbing trees because they may get a boo-boo? Do you not let them
run for fear of a scraped knee when they fall? Do you not let them swim
for fear of drowning? Do you watch their every move to make sure they
don't do something you think will harm them or get them dirty? Sheesh.


I know I would tell my kids not to kiss a shark, do not stick your hand
into the prop while it is turning, or dive into unknown water without
checking the depth of the area to make sure the entire area is deep
enough for diving.

There are many things where the consequences is so great, that you do
not want your children to learn through experience. Kissing or
harassing a shark, even a Nurse Shark, is one that falls into catagory.
I am surprised that anyone would disagree, but in rec.boats, I learn
something new everyday.


Not doing the big things comes from common sense, by letting them do
the little things, they learn. Just because a guy decides to kiss a
shark, which he's probably done before, seeing how he has considerable
experience with sharks, doesn't make him an idiot.


basskisser September 27th 06 02:15 PM

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.

Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket


There's nothing like experience for a teacher. Do you shelter your kids
from climbing trees because they may get a boo-boo? Do you not let them
run for fear of a scraped knee when they fall? Do you not let them swim
for fear of drowning? Do you watch their every move to make sure they
don't do something you think will harm them or get them dirty? Sheesh.


That's kinda dumb. If you find out your kid's hanging out with someone who's
trying to mix explosives in their garage, do you say nothing? It's a bit
different from climbing a tree.


No, not really. If you let them have their tumbles and falls with the
little things, as opposed to protecting them by making them wear bubble
wrap all the time, they learn from experience what NOT to do.


JoeSpareBedroom September 27th 06 02:20 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try
new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.

Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket

There's nothing like experience for a teacher. Do you shelter your kids
from climbing trees because they may get a boo-boo? Do you not let them
run for fear of a scraped knee when they fall? Do you not let them swim
for fear of drowning? Do you watch their every move to make sure they
don't do something you think will harm them or get them dirty? Sheesh.


That's kinda dumb. If you find out your kid's hanging out with someone
who's
trying to mix explosives in their garage, do you say nothing? It's a bit
different from climbing a tree.


No, not really. If you let them have their tumbles and falls with the
little things, as opposed to protecting them by making them wear bubble
wrap all the time, they learn from experience what NOT to do.


Better watch out with this theory. There is a vague line which, when
crossed, is interpreted by the law in a way that will earn you jail time.



[email protected] September 27th 06 02:20 PM

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basskisser wrote:
No, not really. If you let them have their tumbles and falls with the
little things, as opposed to protecting them by making them wear bubble
wrap all the time, they learn from experience what NOT to do.


Like...sticking ones tongue in a live light socket.


Reginald P. Smithers III September 27th 06 06:36 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
basskisser wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
basskisser wrote:
wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.
Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket
There's nothing like experience for a teacher. Do you shelter your kids
from climbing trees because they may get a boo-boo? Do you not let them
run for fear of a scraped knee when they fall? Do you not let them swim
for fear of drowning? Do you watch their every move to make sure they
don't do something you think will harm them or get them dirty? Sheesh.

I know I would tell my kids not to kiss a shark, do not stick your hand
into the prop while it is turning, or dive into unknown water without
checking the depth of the area to make sure the entire area is deep
enough for diving.

There are many things where the consequences is so great, that you do
not want your children to learn through experience. Kissing or
harassing a shark, even a Nurse Shark, is one that falls into catagory.
I am surprised that anyone would disagree, but in rec.boats, I learn
something new everyday.


Not doing the big things comes from common sense, by letting them do
the little things, they learn. Just because a guy decides to kiss a
shark, which he's probably done before, seeing how he has considerable
experience with sharks, doesn't make him an idiot.

I would bet if you asked the guy who kissed the shark if he thought he
was an idiot i bet he would say yes. I would also guess he is not going
to be kissing any other sharks.

Anyone with real experience with Sharks would tell you not to harass or
kiss a shark.

Reginald P. Smithers III September 27th 06 06:37 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
wrote:
basskisser wrote:
No, not really. If you let them have their tumbles and falls with the
little things, as opposed to protecting them by making them wear bubble
wrap all the time, they learn from experience what NOT to do.


Like...sticking ones tongue in a live light socket.

or kissing a shark, sticking your hand in a prop or too many other dumb
things kids and idiots might try.

basskisser September 27th 06 07:08 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

wrote:
basskisser wrote:
No, not really. If you let them have their tumbles and falls with the
little things, as opposed to protecting them by making them wear bubble
wrap all the time, they learn from experience what NOT to do.


Like...sticking ones tongue in a live light socket.


Keep your kids in bubble wrap. Then, when they get older, you can pay
for their therapy because of their mental disabilities, and get them on
Ritalin.


JoeSpareBedroom September 27th 06 07:11 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
"basskisser" wrote in message
oups.com...

wrote:
basskisser wrote:
No, not really. If you let them have their tumbles and falls with the
little things, as opposed to protecting them by making them wear bubble
wrap all the time, they learn from experience what NOT to do.


Like...sticking ones tongue in a live light socket.


Keep your kids in bubble wrap. Then, when they get older, you can pay
for their therapy because of their mental disabilities, and get them on
Ritalin.


Don't be ridiculous. There's a difference between these two ideas, and you
know it:

1) If you don't wear a PFD, you are not allowed on the water skis.

2) The police told me you and your buddy were making Molotov cocktails in
his garage. Are you ****ing crazy?



basskisser September 27th 06 07:15 PM

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Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:
basskisser wrote:
wrote:
basskisser wrote:
Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.
Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket
There's nothing like experience for a teacher. Do you shelter your kids
from climbing trees because they may get a boo-boo? Do you not let them
run for fear of a scraped knee when they fall? Do you not let them swim
for fear of drowning? Do you watch their every move to make sure they
don't do something you think will harm them or get them dirty? Sheesh.

I know I would tell my kids not to kiss a shark, do not stick your hand
into the prop while it is turning, or dive into unknown water without
checking the depth of the area to make sure the entire area is deep
enough for diving.

There are many things where the consequences is so great, that you do
not want your children to learn through experience. Kissing or
harassing a shark, even a Nurse Shark, is one that falls into catagory.
I am surprised that anyone would disagree, but in rec.boats, I learn
something new everyday.


Not doing the big things comes from common sense, by letting them do
the little things, they learn. Just because a guy decides to kiss a
shark, which he's probably done before, seeing how he has considerable
experience with sharks, doesn't make him an idiot.

I would bet if you asked the guy who kissed the shark if he thought he
was an idiot i bet he would say yes. I would also guess he is not going
to be kissing any other sharks.

Anyone with real experience with Sharks would tell you not to harass or
kiss a shark.


I'd bet he may say he shouldn't have done it, possibly say it was
foolish, but I doubt he'd say he was an idiot.

id‧i‧ot  /ˈɪdiət/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled
Pronunciation[id-ee-uht] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun 1. an utterly foolish or senseless person.
2. Psychology. a person of the lowest order in a former classification
of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old
and an intelligence quotient under 25.

Have you ever done things that afterward, you wish you hadn't? If not,
you must have been wrapped in bubble wrap all of YOUR life. If so, do
you consider yourself "utterly foolish" or having a mental age of less
than 3 years old and an IQ under 25?

When me and my brothers were kids, we lived in the country. We were
also quite wild, spent most of our time in the woods by ourselves, or
down at the river. I can name many, many things that we did that
weren't exactly brilliant, but sure was fun! My uncle, who raised us,
was pretty damned good at the butterfly bandage, I'll tell you that!
All three of us became productive citizens, all three of us in fields
demanding technical skills and knowledge. Hardly "idiots".



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