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basskisser September 29th 06 01:05 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

JimH wrote:

I think bassy is trying to emulate Eisboch/Richard. A case can be made
that they are indeed the same person.

The cutest thing is how you emulate Chuck with your Jimmy Dot, after
you treated him like crap. Hmm, I wonder if this bipolar thing goes
deeper. Let's see, you treat Chuck like crap, then act just like he
does. Does this mean you have this deep seated mental condition where
you really want to treat YOURSELF like crap? You aren't going to start
self mutilating yourself or anything are you?

Now, please show HOW this "case can be made" that me and Eisboch are
the "same person". I'd love to hear, seeing how a very simple look at
addresses will prove different.


basskisser September 29th 06 01:05 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

P Fritz wrote:
Dan Krueger wrote:
basskisser wrote:

Dan Krueger wrote:

basskisser wrote:


JimH wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...


On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:



Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".


"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.


They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making
the
"watch what I can do" last words.



Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.



Oh, damn, how stupid ARE you? Do you not realize, that in almost any
area, people use local dialect, sayings, etc.? In everyday
conversation, do you always use proper grammar, sentence structure, and
strict Old English? What a putz.


TWO replies to the same post - again. Too much time on your hands...


Kevin has probably bit hitting the "schnapps whiskey" again


Awe, JimH and Fritz are back in love.......


Dan Krueger September 30th 06 01:32 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
JimH wrote:

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
ink.net...

basskisser wrote:


Dan Krueger wrote:


basskisser wrote:



JimH wrote:



"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
news:0dolh2d5ehurfrvqjrjk207jq12gmci29i@4ax. com...



On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:




Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.


Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.


Oh, damn, how stupid ARE you? Do you not realize, that in almost any
area, people use local dialect, sayings, etc.? In everyday
conversation, do you always use proper grammar, sentence structure, and
strict Old English? What a putz.


TWO replies to the same post - again. Too much time on your hands...



I think bassy is trying to emulate Eisboch/Richard. A case can be made
that they are indeed the same person.

;-)


That's a horrible comparison. Eisboch has never attacked anyone in a
post that I've read. The clown from Atlanta is a very different story -
he lives for it.

Dan

Dan Krueger September 30th 06 01:34 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
P Fritz wrote:

Dan Krueger wrote:

basskisser wrote:

Dan Krueger wrote:

basskisser wrote:


JimH wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...


On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:



Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".



"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first
into
3 inches of water.



They usually pass their can of beer to another person before
making the
"watch what I can do" last words.




Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.




Oh, damn, how stupid ARE you? Do you not realize, that in almost any
area, people use local dialect, sayings, etc.? In everyday
conversation, do you always use proper grammar, sentence structure, and
strict Old English? What a putz.


TWO replies to the same post - again. Too much time on your hands...



Kevin has probably bit hitting the "schnapps whiskey" again


I've been to downtown Atlanta several times and I haven't heard of that.
I know if you travel just a few miles out things can change dramatically.

Dan Krueger September 30th 06 01:35 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
basskisser wrote:

JimH wrote:


I think bassy is trying to emulate Eisboch/Richard. A case can be made
that they are indeed the same person.


The cutest thing is how you emulate Chuck with your Jimmy Dot, after
you treated him like crap. Hmm, I wonder if this bipolar thing goes
deeper. Let's see, you treat Chuck like crap, then act just like he
does. Does this mean you have this deep seated mental condition where
you really want to treat YOURSELF like crap? You aren't going to start
self mutilating yourself or anything are you?

Now, please show HOW this "case can be made" that me and Eisboch are
the "same person". I'd love to hear, seeing how a very simple look at
addresses will prove different.


Kevin taking everything literally and personally. Weird stuff...

Dan Krueger September 30th 06 01:39 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
basskisser wrote:

P Fritz wrote:

Dan Krueger wrote:

basskisser wrote:


Dan Krueger wrote:


basskisser wrote:



JimH wrote:



"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
news:0dolh2d5ehurfrvqjrjk207jq12gmci29i@4ax .com...



On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:




Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".


"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.


They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making
the
"watch what I can do" last words.



Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.



Oh, damn, how stupid ARE you? Do you not realize, that in almost any
area, people use local dialect, sayings, etc.? In everyday
conversation, do you always use proper grammar, sentence structure, and
strict Old English? What a putz.


TWO replies to the same post - again. Too much time on your hands...


Kevin has probably bit hitting the "schnapps whiskey" again



Awe, JimH and Fritz are back in love.......


Now THAT is as "childish" as it gets. Are you listening, Kevin?
"Bipolar"? Who the hell are you to diagnose mental disorders in a
newsgroup? You might want to sit back, take a deep breath and read what
you post - before you post it.

Eisboch September 30th 06 01:57 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
k.net...


That's a horrible comparison. Eisboch has never attacked anyone in a post
that I've read. The clown from Atlanta is a very different story - he
lives for it.

Dan



I have. Often. But only to the person (JimH) to whom you are responding. He
and I don't see eye to eye about much.

Eisboch



P Fritz September 30th 06 02:16 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
Dan Krueger wrote:
basskisser wrote:

P Fritz wrote:

Dan Krueger wrote:

basskisser wrote:


Dan Krueger wrote:


basskisser wrote:



JimH wrote:



"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...



On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:




Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he
dies?

"Hey, watch this".



"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head
first into
3 inches of water.



They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making
the
"watch what I can do" last words.




Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.




Oh, damn, how stupid ARE you? Do you not realize, that in almost any
area, people use local dialect, sayings, etc.? In everyday
conversation, do you always use proper grammar, sentence structure,
and
strict Old English? What a putz.


TWO replies to the same post - again. Too much time on your hands...


Kevin has probably bit hitting the "schnapps whiskey" again




Awe, JimH and Fritz are back in love.......


Now THAT is as "childish" as it gets. Are you listening, Kevin?
"Bipolar"? Who the hell are you to diagnose mental disorders in a
newsgroup? You might want to sit back, take a deep breath and read what
you post - before you post it.



Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.

P Fritz September 30th 06 02:20 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
Dan Krueger wrote:

P Fritz wrote:

Dan Krueger wrote:

basskisser wrote:

Dan Krueger wrote:

basskisser wrote:


JimH wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...


On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:



Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".




"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first
into
3 inches of water.




They usually pass their can of beer to another person before
making the
"watch what I can do" last words.





Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.





Oh, damn, how stupid ARE you? Do you not realize, that in almost any
area, people use local dialect, sayings, etc.? In everyday
conversation, do you always use proper grammar, sentence structure, and
strict Old English? What a putz.


TWO replies to the same post - again. Too much time on your hands...




Kevin has probably bit hitting the "schnapps whiskey" again



I've been to downtown Atlanta several times and I haven't heard of that.
I know if you travel just a few miles out things can change dramatically.


Yeah, Kevin is likely one of those types that went to family reunions
looking to pick up women.

JoeSpareBedroom September 30th 06 02:20 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
"P Fritz" wrote in message
...


Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup, you
crank.



JimH September 30th 06 02:38 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
k.net...


That's a horrible comparison. Eisboch has never attacked anyone in a
post that I've read. The clown from Atlanta is a very different story -
he lives for it.

Dan



I have. Often.




Agreed.



Don White September 30th 06 03:19 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

P Fritz wrote:


Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.



Where are the local sheriffs when you need them? Must be a donut shop
close by.

basskisser September 30th 06 02:52 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

JimH wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
k.net...


That's a horrible comparison. Eisboch has never attacked anyone in a
post that I've read. The clown from Atlanta is a very different story -
he lives for it.

Dan



I have. Often.




Agreed.


How about YOUR attacks, Jim? You know, where you say crappy untrue
things about my family? You know, where you accuse me of beating my
wife and kids? You know, where you accuse me of growing, smoking,
selling and giving pot to my kids? What a low life piece of **** you
are.


JohnH September 30th 06 08:33 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 00:32:08 GMT, Dan Krueger
wrote:

JimH wrote:

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
ink.net...

basskisser wrote:


Dan Krueger wrote:


basskisser wrote:



JimH wrote:



"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
news:0dolh2d5ehurfrvqjrjk207jq12gmci29i@4ax .com...



On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:




Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.


Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.


Oh, damn, how stupid ARE you? Do you not realize, that in almost any
area, people use local dialect, sayings, etc.? In everyday
conversation, do you always use proper grammar, sentence structure, and
strict Old English? What a putz.


TWO replies to the same post - again. Too much time on your hands...



I think bassy is trying to emulate Eisboch/Richard. A case can be made
that they are indeed the same person.

;-)


That's a horrible comparison. Eisboch has never attacked anyone in a
post that I've read. The clown from Atlanta is a very different story -
he lives for it.

Dan


You've not been paying attention. If JimH attacks and a person responds,
then that person automatically becomes the attacker.

basskisser September 30th 06 08:45 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"P Fritz" wrote in message
...


Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup, you
crank.


Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!


Don White September 30th 06 08:56 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
basskisser wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

"P Fritz" wrote in message
...



Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup, you
crank.



Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?

JoeSpareBedroom September 30th 06 09:02 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
"Don White" wrote in message
...
basskisser wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

"P Fritz" wrote in message
...



Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup,
you
crank.



Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?


"Any hole is the right hole".
-Submarine lore



JohnH September 30th 06 09:18 PM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 
On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 20:02:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Don White" wrote in message
...
basskisser wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

"P Fritz" wrote in message
...



Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup,
you
crank.


Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?


"Any hole is the right hole".
-Submarine lore


But make sure there's no squirrel in it first!

basskisser October 1st 06 12:28 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
...
basskisser wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

"P Fritz" wrote in message
...



Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup,
you
crank.


Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?


"Any hole is the right hole".
-Submarine lore


Amen, brother!!


basskisser October 1st 06 12:29 AM

This is what happens when you try to kiss a shark
 

JohnH wrote:
On Sat, 30 Sep 2006 20:02:36 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"Don White" wrote in message
...
basskisser wrote:
JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

"P Fritz" wrote in message
...



Kevin once again shows why he is the "King"

Watch out.....he might try to "cow down" you LMAO......that is if he
can ever remove his nose from harry's rectum.


Cow down? Keep your disgusting sexual fantasies out of this newsgroup,
you
crank.


Fritz doesn't understand that in different localities, there are
different sayings, pronunciations, etc. Why doesn't he understand?
Because he's dumber than a post!

Besides I thought Frizzle was partial to sheep...not cows.
Any port in a storm ..eh frizzle?


"Any hole is the right hole".
-Submarine lore


But make sure there's no squirrel in it first!


Jeez, John, I thought I've seen it all until just now!!!



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