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basskisser wrote:

JimH wrote:

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.


Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.

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JimH wrote:

"basskisser" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:


Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.

Who is "they"?



Members of the "Basskisser" family.



You just pulled the trigger. The attack will start...now...

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basskisser wrote:

JimH wrote:

"basskisser" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:


Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.

Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.


There you go, you low life. Jim, you are nothing more than a piece of
****. Instantly have to say something about someone's family Off on
another bipolar rant, I'm sure. You'll never act like a man.


I should have read ahead but I guess I really didn't have to. This guy
is so predictible.

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"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
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basskisser wrote:
JimH wrote:

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so original......NOT......


Grow up.

Protocol calls for starters to use a period. Very basic and often misused.

Once you have obstructed 25 posts without objection you can then use a
comma. The honor system is in place for this advancement status.

If you decide you want to go further you then have to pass a series of
certification exams to allow you to use an asterisk. Copies of all your
period and comma posts must be attached to the exams and reviewed by the
asterisk committee. We have 2 or 3 NG members who have achieved this
status, although the have decided to hide it by continuing to post with
periods or commas.

Those who eventually try for the coveted "Trusted Advisor" status can use
the pound key, but a "Pound Key Certification" number is required to be
noted when posting and using that status. We have had only one person in
the history of rec.boats achieve this status and he has not posted here for
several months. I believe he went by the handle of 'Skipper'.

;-)

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:54:08 -0000, "thunder"
wrote:

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.

Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea....mencimer.html

Shoot, another good laugh ruined!

I stand corrected, thanks.
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JohnH wrote:
On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:54:08 -0000, "thunder"
wrote:

On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.
Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea....mencimer.html

Shoot, another good laugh ruined!

I stand corrected, thanks.
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John

Whats wrong with using a lawn mower as a hedge trimmer? Where is your
sense of adventure? Tommorrow go out and give it a try, you can't keep
yourself tied up in bubble wrap and enjoy life. ;)

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"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
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basskisser wrote:

JimH wrote:

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:


Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.


Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.

Same grammar book as "If I hadn't boughten that car, I'd have more money
now".

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JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
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basskisser wrote:


JimH wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:



Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.


Who is "they"?


What does "get bit" mean - in English.


Same grammar book as "If I hadn't boughten that car, I'd have more money
now".



So it's an Atlanta thing? I'm south of Kevin, but I'm not really in The
South. I guess "fixin'" is a word, too.

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"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
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What does "get bit" mean - in English.


Same grammar book as "If I hadn't boughten that car, I'd have more money
now".

So it's an Atlanta thing? I'm south of Kevin, but I'm not really in The
South. I guess "fixin'" is a word, too.

It's an upstate NY thing, too. We have a large contingent of people who were
born here, never left here, but have confederate flag stickers all over
their pickup trucks. They say "boughten", "crick" (instead of creek),
"acrost from my house", etc. Puttin' food by - there's another, instead of
"canning". Puttin' food by where? By the dishes?

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Around the mid-west, you hear gross mis-pronunciations like "Worsh" ,
or "Woish" instead of "wash". Aluminum, amazingly turns into "alumium",
Starter ie starter-motor, is now a "Storter" And a lot of people love
to grab a pole and "feesh"

Inch can be pronounced "heench" as in " a half a heench", and (I love
this one), I suppose that instead of saying "1/8th of a mile" it's so
much easier to say " a half a quarter..."


JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
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What does "get bit" mean - in English.


Same grammar book as "If I hadn't boughten that car, I'd have more money
now".

So it's an Atlanta thing? I'm south of Kevin, but I'm not really in The
South. I guess "fixin'" is a word, too.

It's an upstate NY thing, too. We have a large contingent of people who were
born here, never left here, but have confederate flag stickers all over
their pickup trucks. They say "boughten", "crick" (instead of creek),
"acrost from my house", etc. Puttin' food by - there's another, instead of
"canning". Puttin' food by where? By the dishes?