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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
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Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.

Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.

Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea....mencimer.html

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making the
"watch what I can do" last words.

Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.

There you go, you low life. Jim, you are nothing more than a piece of
****. Instantly have to say something about someone's family Off on
another bipolar rant, I'm sure. You'll never act like a man.

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:04:35 -0400, JohnH wrote:


There was a guy who used his lawn mower as a hedge trimmer, and in the
process cut off his hand (or at least part of it). He sued the lawn mower
manufacturer. No where in the 'cautions' did it say he shouldn't use the
lawn mower as a hedge trimmer.

Geez John, I know you don't believe that, but keep repeating it and
someone may. It's an urban legend. It never happened. It does, however,
show the power of advertising.

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/fea....mencimer.html

Give that man a cigar!

You are absolutely correct. ;-)

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basskisser wrote:
Who is "they"?

The one's that say "Hold my beer and watch this"!, of course.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l... 1&btnG=Search

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basskisser wrote:
JimH wrote:

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so original......NOT......


Grow up.

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first
into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making
the
"watch what I can do" last words.

Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.

There you go, you low life. Jim, you are nothing more than a piece of
****. Instantly have to say something about someone's family Off on
another bipolar rant, I'm sure. You'll never act like a man.


Hey..........you asked. ;-)

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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:28:46 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
wrote:

Do you know the most common words of an idiot just before he dies?

"Hey, watch this".

"Hey, everybody, watch this!" - every crop duster's last words.

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain says, "Hey, watch this!"

"Hey watch this", Frank yelled before he dove 30 feet head first
into
3 inches of water.

They usually pass their can of beer to another person before making
the
"watch what I can do" last words.

Who is "they"?


Members of the "Basskisser" family.

There you go, you low life. Jim, you are nothing more than a piece of
****. Instantly have to say something about someone's family Off on
another bipolar rant, I'm sure. You'll never act like a man.


Hey..........you asked. ;-)

Hey..........you lowlife.

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be patient , when playing the video, the commercial comes first.




Here's your Chuckie Dot.


What's the deal with the dots?
Is this a new way to reprimand offending posters?


Apparently! Chuck started doing it, perhaps it does something so his
newsgroup software doesn't pick those posts up or *something*!
Getting cold up there yet? My brother in western NY had frost this
morning.


Nice sentence structure, expert. Try again.


Awe..... Your obsession with me is cute!


Keep trying, Kevin. Try harder this time. You'll get it!

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basskisser wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:

basskisser wrote:

Reginald P. Smithers III wrote:

basskisser wrote:

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basskisser wrote:

Yeah, anyone who would dare to actually experiment, have fun, try new
things, be open minded, etc. must be totally foolish.

Like sticking ones tongue in a live light socket

There's nothing like experience for a teacher. Do you shelter your kids
from climbing trees because they may get a boo-boo? Do you not let them
run for fear of a scraped knee when they fall? Do you not let them swim
for fear of drowning? Do you watch their every move to make sure they
don't do something you think will harm them or get them dirty? Sheesh.


I know I would tell my kids not to kiss a shark, do not stick your hand
into the prop while it is turning, or dive into unknown water without
checking the depth of the area to make sure the entire area is deep
enough for diving.

There are many things where the consequences is so great, that you do
not want your children to learn through experience. Kissing or
harassing a shark, even a Nurse Shark, is one that falls into catagory.
I am surprised that anyone would disagree, but in rec.boats, I learn
something new everyday.

Not doing the big things comes from common sense, by letting them do
the little things, they learn. Just because a guy decides to kiss a
shark, which he's probably done before, seeing how he has considerable
experience with sharks, doesn't make him an idiot.


I would bet if you asked the guy who kissed the shark if he thought he
was an idiot i bet he would say yes. I would also guess he is not going
to be kissing any other sharks.

Anyone with real experience with Sharks would tell you not to harass or
kiss a shark.


I'd bet he may say he shouldn't have done it, possibly say it was
foolish, but I doubt he'd say he was an idiot.

id‧i‧ot  /ˈɪdiət/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled
Pronunciation[id-ee-uht] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun 1. an utterly foolish or senseless person.
2. Psychology. a person of the lowest order in a former classification
of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old
and an intelligence quotient under 25.

Have you ever done things that afterward, you wish you hadn't? If not,
you must have been wrapped in bubble wrap all of YOUR life. If so, do
you consider yourself "utterly foolish" or having a mental age of less
than 3 years old and an IQ under 25?

When me and my brothers were kids, we lived in the country. We were
also quite wild, spent most of our time in the woods by ourselves, or
down at the river. I can name many, many things that we did that
weren't exactly brilliant, but sure was fun! My uncle, who raised us,
was pretty damned good at the butterfly bandage, I'll tell you that!
All three of us became productive citizens, all three of us in fields
demanding technical skills and knowledge. Hardly "idiots".


Bubble wrap? Your newest catch phrase, Kevin? You should really try to
be original once in a while. It will make you more of "a man"!