I just can't figure out a way to make this on topic, but it's funny as
hell!

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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.
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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
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John

You're right...that's funny!

--Mike

"JohnH" wrote in message
...
I just can't figure out a way to make this on topic, but it's funny as
hell!

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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.
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--
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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

John

It is funny and right on topic. Thanks for reminding me to check my fire
extinguisher in my boat.

"JohnH" wrote in message
...
I just can't figure out a way to make this on topic, but it's funny as
hell!

****************************
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.
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--
******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

John

On Sat, 29 Jul 2006 22:21:19 GMT, "Bryan" wrote:

It is funny and right on topic. Thanks for reminding me to check my fire
extinguisher in my boat.

"JohnH" wrote in message
.. .
I just can't figure out a way to make this on topic, but it's funny as
hell!

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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer
look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren.
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Good one, Bryan!
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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

John

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it a little different.

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene
got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got
pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get
pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?"


Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."