"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:


I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta potty
on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side, or in
the
water, #2 is in a marina.



Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just squat
over the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


My friend, an Ontario Provincial Police officer who gets the
much-vied-for summer boating duty, tells me that about 80% of male
drowning victims are found with their flys down. Yup, guys taking a leak
over the side.

I rarely survive an afternoon's sail without a trip to the head, and I
don't even drink beer. If my husband were as understanding as a few of
you guys he'd be sailing alone (actually he wouldn't be sailing at all
because he would never have bought the boat because I would have said -
no we aren't buyin that POS! are you f'in crazy! I ain't goin on that
thing! there's nowhere to pee but over the side!)


OTOH - I am the one who maintains/empties it.

Pee in a bucket and dump bucket over the side.



Bill, with that sort of attitude you must not get laid too often. I shall
have to place you in the numbskull group on this one. ;-)

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"Black Dog" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:


I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta potty
on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side, or
in the
water, #2 is in a marina.



Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just squat
over the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


My friend, an Ontario Provincial Police officer who gets the
much-vied-for summer boating duty, tells me that about 80% of male
drowning victims are found with their flys down. Yup, guys taking a
leak over the side.

I rarely survive an afternoon's sail without a trip to the head, and I
don't even drink beer. If my husband were as understanding as a few of
you guys he'd be sailing alone (actually he wouldn't be sailing at all
because he would never have bought the boat because I would have said -
no we aren't buyin that POS! are you f'in crazy! I ain't goin on that
thing! there's nowhere to pee but over the side!)


OTOH - I am the one who maintains/empties it.

Pee in a bucket and dump bucket over the side.



Bill, with that sort of attitude you must not get laid too often. I
shall have to place you in the numbskull group on this one. ;-)


Why you say that? You are a numbskull? Wife has no problem with the
method. And after being married for 38 years, she still likes me lots.

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"Black Dog" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:


I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta potty
on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side, or
in the
water, #2 is in a marina.



Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just squat
over the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


My friend, an Ontario Provincial Police officer who gets the
much-vied-for summer boating duty, tells me that about 80% of male
drowning victims are found with their flys down. Yup, guys taking a
leak over the side.

I rarely survive an afternoon's sail without a trip to the head, and I
don't even drink beer. If my husband were as understanding as a few of
you guys he'd be sailing alone (actually he wouldn't be sailing at all
because he would never have bought the boat because I would have said -
no we aren't buyin that POS! are you f'in crazy! I ain't goin on that
thing! there's nowhere to pee but over the side!)


OTOH - I am the one who maintains/empties it.

Pee in a bucket and dump bucket over the side.



Bill, with that sort of attitude you must not get laid too often. I
shall have to place you in the numbskull group on this one. ;-)


Why you say that? You are a numbskull? Wife has no problem with the
method. And after being married for 38 years, she still likes me lots.

Jim's of the opinion that he knows all, and the method he chooses is
what everyone in the universe should strive to achieve. Jim knows
what's best for you, AND your wife, as well as everyone else in the
world.

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"Black Dog" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:


I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta
potty
on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side,
or
in the
water, #2 is in a marina.



Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just squat
over the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


My friend, an Ontario Provincial Police officer who gets the
much-vied-for summer boating duty, tells me that about 80% of male
drowning victims are found with their flys down. Yup, guys taking a
leak over the side.

I rarely survive an afternoon's sail without a trip to the head, and
I
don't even drink beer. If my husband were as understanding as a few
of
you guys he'd be sailing alone (actually he wouldn't be sailing at
all
because he would never have bought the boat because I would have
said -
no we aren't buyin that POS! are you f'in crazy! I ain't goin on that
thing! there's nowhere to pee but over the side!)


OTOH - I am the one who maintains/empties it.

Pee in a bucket and dump bucket over the side.



Bill, with that sort of attitude you must not get laid too often. I
shall have to place you in the numbskull group on this one. ;-)


Why you say that? You are a numbskull? Wife has no problem with the
method. And after being married for 38 years, she still likes me lots.

Jim's of the opinion that he knows all, and the method he chooses is
what everyone in the universe should strive to achieve. Jim knows
what's best for you, AND your wife, as well as everyone else in the
world.


But you do realize that it is legal to pee over the side, but illegal to pee
in a bucket and dump it over the side?

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"Black Dog" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:


I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta
potty on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side, or
in the
water, #2 is in a marina.



Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just squat
over the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


My friend, an Ontario Provincial Police officer who gets the
much-vied-for summer boating duty, tells me that about 80% of male
drowning victims are found with their flys down. Yup, guys taking a
leak over the side.

I rarely survive an afternoon's sail without a trip to the head, and I
don't even drink beer. If my husband were as understanding as a few of
you guys he'd be sailing alone (actually he wouldn't be sailing at all
because he would never have bought the boat because I would have said -
no we aren't buyin that POS! are you f'in crazy! I ain't goin on that
thing! there's nowhere to pee but over the side!)


OTOH - I am the one who maintains/empties it.

Pee in a bucket and dump bucket over the side.



Bill, with that sort of attitude you must not get laid too often. I
shall have to place you in the numbskull group on this one. ;-)


Why you say that? You are a numbskull? Wife has no problem with the
method. And after being married for 38 years, she still likes me lots.


I call any guy who *makes* his wife pee in a pail or *makes* them hold it
till they get back to the marina (rather than providing a porta potty) a
numbskull, unless of course that is her choice.

Sorry for including you in that group Bill. ;-)

JimH wrote:
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"Black Dog" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:


I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta
potty on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side, or
in the
water, #2 is in a marina.



Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just squat
over the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


My friend, an Ontario Provincial Police officer who gets the
much-vied-for summer boating duty, tells me that about 80% of male
drowning victims are found with their flys down. Yup, guys taking a
leak over the side.

I rarely survive an afternoon's sail without a trip to the head, and I
don't even drink beer. If my husband were as understanding as a few of
you guys he'd be sailing alone (actually he wouldn't be sailing at all
because he would never have bought the boat because I would have said -
no we aren't buyin that POS! are you f'in crazy! I ain't goin on that
thing! there's nowhere to pee but over the side!)


OTOH - I am the one who maintains/empties it.

Pee in a bucket and dump bucket over the side.



Bill, with that sort of attitude you must not get laid too often. I
shall have to place you in the numbskull group on this one. ;-)


Why you say that? You are a numbskull? Wife has no problem with the
method. And after being married for 38 years, she still likes me lots.


I call any guy who *makes* his wife pee in a pail or *makes* them hold it
till they get back to the marina (rather than providing a porta potty) a
numbskull, unless of course that is her choice.

Sorry for including you in that group Bill. ;-)

And I think that any guy who *makes* his wife pee in a stinking porta
potty might be called a numbskull.

Bassy,
don't sink to his level.

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"Black Dog" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 16:18:30 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:


I have to agree with you and JohnH, I would hate to have a porta
potty on
board any boat, either on mine, or a friends. # 1 over the side,
or
in the
water, #2 is in a marina.



Another considerate person thinking of the needs of his
wife..............Come on honey, if you have to go so bad just
squat
over the gunwhale and let it go. ;-)


My friend, an Ontario Provincial Police officer who gets the
much-vied-for summer boating duty, tells me that about 80% of male
drowning victims are found with their flys down. Yup, guys taking a
leak over the side.

I rarely survive an afternoon's sail without a trip to the head, and
I
don't even drink beer. If my husband were as understanding as a few
of
you guys he'd be sailing alone (actually he wouldn't be sailing at
all
because he would never have bought the boat because I would have
said -
no we aren't buyin that POS! are you f'in crazy! I ain't goin on
that
thing! there's nowhere to pee but over the side!)


OTOH - I am the one who maintains/empties it.

Pee in a bucket and dump bucket over the side.



Bill, with that sort of attitude you must not get laid too often. I
shall have to place you in the numbskull group on this one. ;-)


Why you say that? You are a numbskull? Wife has no problem with the
method. And after being married for 38 years, she still likes me lots.


I call any guy who *makes* his wife pee in a pail or *makes* them hold it
till they get back to the marina (rather than providing a porta potty) a
numbskull, unless of course that is her choice.

Sorry for including you in that group Bill. ;-)

And I think that any guy who *makes* his wife pee in a stinking porta
potty might be called a numbskull.

On Tue, 2 May 2006 18:04:57 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:

Bassy,
don't sink to his level.


Just for general information, do you know how low whale poop goes?
--
'Til next time,

John H

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"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Tue, 2 May 2006 18:04:57 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers"
wrote:

Bassy,
don't sink to his level.


Just for general information, do you know how low whale poop goes?
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

Based on my observations, not nearly as low as you and your deputies sink
to. ;-)

Have a fantastalistic day John.

BTW: Did you get my contribution to your fund raiser?