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On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 16:11:58 -0400, "RayB" wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 10:53:57 -0400, Harry Krause wrote: Don White wrote: Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: What's the French Battle Cry? WE SURRENDER!!! http://tinyurl.com/ewtvo At least in France, you can smoke a cigar with your coffee and donuts and non-smokers are put where they belong - in the rear of the place near the kitchen door. :) Much more civilized here. We toss the smokers out on the street. You see them all winter, pathetically huddling on the sidewalk in front of major federal buildings drawing on their precious cigarettes. I've even seen patients out there dressed in the thin blue cotton robes and clutching their medical hardware. Family members of smokers should have them committed to a hospital for cigarette-cigar-pipe aversion therapy. Smokers stink, and they stink up everything they get near. Five years ago, I would have been incensed at such a comment. Today I have to agree! This is to CERTIFY that: JOHN L. HERRING Has neither smoked nor puffed a single cigarette for: Four years, three months, three weeks, six days, 14 hours, 57 minutes and 12 seconds. This means he has not lit 78931 cigarettes, and has saved $11,839.67. The additional time he has to spend his daughters' inheritance is about: 39 weeks, 1 day, 1 hour, and 35 minutes. -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** CONGRATULATIONS, John!! It's tough to do, but I'm glad you were able to without becoming obsessive-compulsive in doing it!! (c; ('Course better to be obsessive-compulsive than obnoxious-repulsive as a couple of folks on this ng seem to be.) Ray Probably one of the hardest things I've ever done, but well worth it! -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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