The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
 

JohnH wrote:
On 4 Apr 2006 09:09:43 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:


JohnH wrote:
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Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price
of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury,
or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to
have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer.
http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Chip'n'putt?
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed
floating holes in the water.
The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out
of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck.
The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect
the balls with a net.
Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole.

Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased
seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding
flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)

I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side
and vote on who has the longest stream.


He-he. Longest distance or time?



Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea.

I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a
trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate
problems be ringers?

What's a ringer? As an older guy with a prostrate problem, I'm entitled to
know!
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'Til next time,

John H

It's a person sure to win in a given contest. As a person with prostate
problems, you must admit, at times you'd be a shoe-in for a peeing time
trial! By the way, one time I got an infection in my prostate, THAT
sumbitch hurt!

Does the time count if you fall asleep while leaning against the wall
taking a leak in the middle of the night?
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'Til next time,

John H

I think so. Let me find my copy of rules for International Peeing
Contests. I do know that if you are below the equator, you have to pee
off the other side of the boat.......