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The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
Holy cow!
I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
"Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
wrote in message oups.com... That's a funny title for a show. Somebody either doesn't appreciate the defintion of "yacht" or has no appreciation for the relative value of $1mm. You're lucky to get a new 60-footer for $1mm these days- forget about an 18-hole golf course. :-) They should have called it multi-million dollar yachts or mega-yachts. |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
"Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
"Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
"Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
" JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote in message ... "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) Do they get head gear? |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
" JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote in message ... "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Is there a handicap for prostate effects? Who takes the longest to get started? Who can maintain a continuous stream the longest? Personally, I prefer tossing a few Cheerio's into the water and seeing who's got the best aim; oh, wait, that was when my son was 3. Never mind. |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
Bryan wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message .com... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. I usually have my servants dress as chess pieces and stand on my 1 acre chess board. |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:23:40 -0400, Harry Krause
wrote: JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. I hope you obey the 'no hands' rule! -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
JohnH wrote:
On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:23:40 -0400, Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message .com... "Harry Krause" wrote in message news:KbGdndFxXccbsK3ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast. com... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message igy.com... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. I hope you obey the 'no hands' rule! -- 'Til next time, John H No 'hands rule'? Can't you control your hands? |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 23:23:42 GMT, Don White wrote:
JohnH wrote: On Sun, 02 Apr 2006 16:23:40 -0400, Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message y.com... "Harry Krause" wrote in message news:KbGdndFxXccbsK3ZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast .com... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message digy.com... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. I hope you obey the 'no hands' rule! -- 'Til next time, John H No 'hands rule'? Can't you control your hands? Once upon a time, Mary and Johnny were sitting on the front porch just talking. After a bit, Johnny told Mary he had to go pee. Mary said, "I'll bet I can pee farther than you." Johnny, knowing better, said, "OK, it's a bet." Whereupon they both pulled their pants down. Mary lay back on the porch and shot a stream out about three feet. Johnny just chuckled, grabbed his little wee-wee and aimed for a spot about six feet from the porch. At which time, Mary said, "Oh no you don't, NO HANDS!" -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
basskisser wrote:
Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? This conversation has really gotten weird. -- Reggie "That's my story and I am sticking to it." |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
Harry Krause wrote:
Reggie Smithers wrote: basskisser wrote: Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? This conversation has really gotten weird. Naw. It's just a different kind of ****ing contest. Are you man enough to step up? I don't want to put everyone else to shame. -- Reggie "That's my story and I am sticking to it." |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
On 3 Apr 2006 07:23:23 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:
Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? What's a ringer? As an older guy with a prostrate problem, I'm entitled to know! -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:19:43 -0400, Reggie Smithers wrote: Harry Krause wrote: Reggie Smithers wrote: basskisser wrote: Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? This conversation has really gotten weird. Naw. It's just a different kind of ****ing contest. Are you man enough to step up? I don't want to put everyone else to shame. Using one of these are we? http://www.whizzinator.com/ Tom, I hate to ask, how did you find this site? -- Reggie "That's my story and I am sticking to it." |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:13:56 GMT, Shortwave Sportfishing
wrote: On Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:18:55 -0400, Reggie Smithers wrote: Shortwave Sportfishing wrote: On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:19:43 -0400, Reggie Smithers wrote: Harry Krause wrote: Reggie Smithers wrote: basskisser wrote: Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? This conversation has really gotten weird. Naw. It's just a different kind of ****ing contest. Are you man enough to step up? I don't want to put everyone else to shame. Using one of these are we? http://www.whizzinator.com/ Tom, I hate to ask, how did you find this site? I know all and see all. Ok, I was reading an insurance company drug testing memo yesterday while starting an employee manual and this was one of the things mentioned as a dodge. To say I was slightly amused is understatement. Tom, the picture with you in the dog's eye was pretty cool! I forgot to mention it when I saw it in the 'other place'. Reggie - sorry for intruding on this thread! -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
JohnH wrote: On 3 Apr 2006 07:23:23 -0700, "basskisser" wrote: Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? What's a ringer? As an older guy with a prostrate problem, I'm entitled to know! -- 'Til next time, John H It's a person sure to win in a given contest. As a person with prostate problems, you must admit, at times you'd be a shoe-in for a peeing time trial! By the way, one time I got an infection in my prostate, THAT sumbitch hurt! |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
On 4 Apr 2006 09:09:43 -0700, "basskisser" wrote:
JohnH wrote: On 3 Apr 2006 07:23:23 -0700, "basskisser" wrote: Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? What's a ringer? As an older guy with a prostrate problem, I'm entitled to know! -- 'Til next time, John H It's a person sure to win in a given contest. As a person with prostate problems, you must admit, at times you'd be a shoe-in for a peeing time trial! By the way, one time I got an infection in my prostate, THAT sumbitch hurt! Does the time count if you fall asleep while leaning against the wall taking a leak in the middle of the night? -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts
JohnH wrote: On 4 Apr 2006 09:09:43 -0700, "basskisser" wrote: JohnH wrote: On 3 Apr 2006 07:23:23 -0700, "basskisser" wrote: Harry Krause wrote: JimH wrote: "Harry Krause" wrote in message ... JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... "Harry Krause" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "Bryan" wrote in message m... Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts. I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course." You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing! Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy Chip'n'putt? Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard. (My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags...........the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.) I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. He-he. Longest distance or time? Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? What's a ringer? As an older guy with a prostrate problem, I'm entitled to know! -- 'Til next time, John H It's a person sure to win in a given contest. As a person with prostate problems, you must admit, at times you'd be a shoe-in for a peeing time trial! By the way, one time I got an infection in my prostate, THAT sumbitch hurt! Does the time count if you fall asleep while leaning against the wall taking a leak in the middle of the night? -- 'Til next time, John H I think so. Let me find my copy of rules for International Peeing Contests. I do know that if you are below the equator, you have to pee off the other side of the boat....... |
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