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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared! Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just found one." ;-) |
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JimH wrote: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared! Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just found one." ;-) bigot. |
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"Patty O'Furniture" wrote in message ... On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser" wrote: JimH wrote: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared! Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just found one." ;-) bigot. Why? You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-) |
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On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser" wrote: JimH wrote: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared! Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just found one." ;-) bigot. Back to your old ways Kevin? |
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On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture
wrote: On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser" wrote: JimH wrote: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared! Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just found one." ;-) bigot. Why? I would guess that was said in jest! -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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"JohnH" wrote in message ... On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture wrote: On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser" wrote: JimH wrote: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared! Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just found one." ;-) bigot. Why? I would guess that was said in jest! -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** I would guess not. ;-) |
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JimH wrote: "Patty O'Furniture" wrote in message ... On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser" wrote: JimH wrote: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared! Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just found one." ;-) bigot. Why? You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-) No, what do "they" say? |
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#8
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Patty O'Furniture wrote: On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser" wrote: JimH wrote: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared! Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just found one." ;-) bigot. Why? If you don't know why, I'd guess it would be a difficult proposition for someone to get you to understand..... |
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#9
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JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture wrote: On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser" wrote: JimH wrote: Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey." Miraculously, a parking place appeared! Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just found one." ;-) bigot. Why? I would guess that was said in jest! -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** I would guess not. ;-) I can make it simple, just for you Jim. Why is it an Irishman who's drunk? Why is this Irishman always called "Paddy" or some such nonsense? |
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#10
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basskisser wrote:
.." ;-) bigot. Why? You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-) No, what do "they" say? Bassy, I have no problem with ethnic humor, nor do most people, including every ethnic group know to man. Have you ever seen an Irish comedian, a Jewish comedian or a Black Comedian? They will poke fun at themselves and everyone else. I only have a problem with ethnic humor that isn't funny. This joke was not funny. -- Reggie "That's my story and I am sticking to it." |
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