Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just
found one." ;-)

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

"Patty O'Furniture" wrote in message
...
On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up
me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Why?


You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up
me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.


Back to your old ways Kevin?

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture
wrote:

On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Why?

I would guess that was said in jest!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
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Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture
wrote:

On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give
up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Why?

I would guess that was said in jest!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

I would guess not. ;-)

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

JimH wrote:
"Patty O'Furniture" wrote in message
...
On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up
me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Why?


You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)

No, what do "they" say?

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

Patty O'Furniture wrote:
On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Why?

If you don't know why, I'd guess it would be a difficult proposition
for someone to get you to understand.....

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture
wrote:

On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give
up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Why?

I would guess that was said in jest!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

I would guess not. ;-)

I can make it simple, just for you Jim. Why is it an Irishman who's
drunk? Why is this Irishman always called "Paddy" or some such nonsense?

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

basskisser wrote:
.." ;-)
bigot.
Why?

You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)

No, what do "they" say?

Bassy,
I have no problem with ethnic humor, nor do most people, including every
ethnic group know to man. Have you ever seen an Irish comedian, a
Jewish comedian or a Black Comedian? They will poke fun at themselves
and everyone else.

I only have a problem with ethnic humor that isn't funny. This joke was
not funny.

--
Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."