Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
I would guess not. ;-)
I can make it simple, just for you Jim. Why is it an Irishman who's
drunk? Why is this Irishman always called "Paddy" or some such nonsense?

1 - the subject wasn't drunk.

2 - Why not? Would it have made a difference if it were Sean or Jimmy
or Mobutu?

3 - My ethnic second generation Irish wife drinks Jameson 12 year old
Private Stock - neat. Does that make her a drunk?

4 - Stop being an ass.

Yes, but did you find the joke funny?

--
Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
I would guess not. ;-)
I can make it simple, just for you Jim. Why is it an Irishman who's
drunk? Why is this Irishman always called "Paddy" or some such nonsense?

1 - the subject wasn't drunk.

2 - Why not? Would it have made a difference if it were Sean or Jimmy
or Mobutu?

3 - My ethnic second generation Irish wife drinks Jameson 12 year old
Private Stock - neat. Does that make her a drunk?

4 - Stop being an ass.

Yes, but did you find the joke funny?

--
Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."


Yes I did. As did everyone I told it to, including a couple of folks with
an Irish heritage.

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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basskisser wrote:
." ;-)
bigot.
Why?

You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)

No, what do "they" say?

Bassy,
I have no problem with ethnic humor, nor do most people, including every
ethnic group know to man. Have you ever seen an Irish comedian, a Jewish
comedian or a Black Comedian? They will poke fun at themselves and
everyone else.

I only have a problem with ethnic humor that isn't funny. This joke was
not funny.

--
Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."



Go find yourself a sense of humor Reggie. You obviously don't have one.

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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basskisser wrote:
." ;-)
bigot.
Why?

You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)

No, what do "they" say?

Bassy,
I have no problem with ethnic humor, nor do most people, including every
ethnic group know to man. Have you ever seen an Irish comedian, a Jewish
comedian or a Black Comedian? They will poke fun at themselves and
everyone else.

I only have a problem with ethnic humor that isn't funny. This joke was
not funny.

--
Reggie

Humor snob.

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

"RCE" wrote in message
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"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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basskisser wrote:
." ;-)
bigot.
Why?

You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)

No, what do "they" say?

Bassy,
I have no problem with ethnic humor, nor do most people, including every
ethnic group know to man. Have you ever seen an Irish comedian, a Jewish
comedian or a Black Comedian? They will poke fun at themselves and
everyone else.

I only have a problem with ethnic humor that isn't funny. This joke was
not funny.

--
Reggie

Humor snob.




Yep. It is pretty amazing that some folks have to dissect an innocent and
funny joke to find fault with it.

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

On 18 Mar 2006 12:43:46 -0800, "basskisser" wrote:


JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture
wrote:

On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give
up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Why?

I would guess that was said in jest!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

I would guess not. ;-)

I can make it simple, just for you Jim. Why is it an Irishman who's
drunk? Why is this Irishman always called "Paddy" or some such nonsense?

Whoops! Guess I was wrong. Bassy, most jokes about drunks on St. Patrick's
Day *will* be about Irish drunks.

Ease up!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On 18 Mar 2006 12:43:46 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture
wrote:

On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give
up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Why?

I would guess that was said in jest!

I would guess not. ;-)

I can make it simple, just for you Jim. Why is it an Irishman who's
drunk? Why is this Irishman always called "Paddy" or some such nonsense?

1 - the subject wasn't drunk.

But the subject was OBVIOUSLY addicted to alcohol, or else the punch
line would have been moot.

2 - Why not? Would it have made a difference if it were Sean or Jimmy
or Mobutu?

Yes, it would.

3 - My ethnic second generation Irish wife drinks Jameson 12 year old
Private Stock - neat. Does that make her a drunk?

If she's OBVIOUSLY addicted to it, then yes.

4 - Stop being an ass.

Stop being an ass.

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

JimH wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
...
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
I would guess not. ;-)
I can make it simple, just for you Jim. Why is it an Irishman who's
drunk? Why is this Irishman always called "Paddy" or some such nonsense?

1 - the subject wasn't drunk.

2 - Why not? Would it have made a difference if it were Sean or Jimmy
or Mobutu?

3 - My ethnic second generation Irish wife drinks Jameson 12 year old
Private Stock - neat. Does that make her a drunk?

4 - Stop being an ass.

Yes, but did you find the joke funny?

--
Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."


Yes I did. As did everyone I told it to, including a couple of folks with
an Irish heritage.

If everyone you told that to is that easily amused, they must be some
pretty interesting people! Kids in dayvcare centers are easy to
entertain, also......

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

JimH wrote:
"RCE" wrote in message
...

"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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basskisser wrote:
." ;-)
bigot.
Why?

You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)

No, what do "they" say?

Bassy,
I have no problem with ethnic humor, nor do most people, including every
ethnic group know to man. Have you ever seen an Irish comedian, a Jewish
comedian or a Black Comedian? They will poke fun at themselves and
everyone else.

I only have a problem with ethnic humor that isn't funny. This joke was
not funny.

--
Reggie

Humor snob.




Yep. It is pretty amazing that some folks have to dissect an innocent and
funny joke to find fault with it.

Sad that you just don't get it, huh?

Some St. Patrick's Day Humor
 

On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Grow up.