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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just
found one." ;-)


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JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just
found one." ;-)


bigot.

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"Patty O'Furniture" wrote in message
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On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
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JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up
me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)


bigot.


Why?



You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)


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On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
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JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up
me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)


bigot.



Back to your old ways Kevin?


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On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture
wrote:

On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just
found one." ;-)


bigot.


Why?


I would guess that was said in jest!
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'Til next time,

John H

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On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture
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On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give
up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.


Why?


I would guess that was said in jest!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************


I would guess not. ;-)


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JimH wrote:
"Patty O'Furniture" wrote in message
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On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up
me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.


Why?



You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)


No, what do "they" say?

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Patty O'Furniture wrote:
On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I just
found one." ;-)


bigot.


Why?


If you don't know why, I'd guess it would be a difficult proposition
for someone to get you to understand.....

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JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:57:36 GMT, Patty O'Furniture
wrote:

On 17 Mar 2006 11:54:16 -0800, "basskisser"
wrote:


JimH wrote:
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an
important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said, Lord take pity on me. If you find me a
parking
place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give
up me
Irish Whiskey."

Miraculously, a parking place appeared!

Paddy looked up again and said, "No need for you to bother now Lord, I
just
found one." ;-)

bigot.

Why?


I would guess that was said in jest!
--
'Til next time,

John H

******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************


I would guess not. ;-)


I can make it simple, just for you Jim. Why is it an Irishman who's
drunk? Why is this Irishman always called "Paddy" or some such nonsense?

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basskisser wrote:
.." ;-)
bigot.
Why?


You know what they say about folks who can't take a joke.......;-)


No, what do "they" say?

Bassy,
I have no problem with ethnic humor, nor do most people, including every
ethnic group know to man. Have you ever seen an Irish comedian, a
Jewish comedian or a Black Comedian? They will poke fun at themselves
and everyone else.

I only have a problem with ethnic humor that isn't funny. This joke was
not funny.

--
Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."
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