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I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up,
including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and you may be in hot water. My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it everyday. However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so. Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? |
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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 18:04:29 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT
comREMOVETHIS wrote: I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up, including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and you may be in hot water. My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it everyday. However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so. Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? Dinner and two dozen roses ( picture on abpso). I hate valentines day. I wish everyone a happy vd experience. The name should be changed to Hallmark Day. But...you gotta live with her. -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up, including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and you may be in hot water. My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it everyday. However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so. Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? While at COSTCO getting the van's oil changed, I picked up two bouquets of flowers...one for the wife and one for mom. Both were pleased. |
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JimH wrote: I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up, including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and you may be in hot water. My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it everyday. However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so. Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? Three dozen carnations Box of chocolate Card Cooked her favorite dinner Aren't you the romantic! |
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JimH wrote: I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up, including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, Here's a bit of trivia you might particularly enjoy. The greeting card companies did not "make up" Valentines Day, and the original Valentinus was a Christian priest who was later declared a saint by the church. Back in the waning days of the Roman empire, one of the emperors actually forbid young men and women to marry. The young men were expected to serve in the army, travelling north to do battle with the Germanic tribes. The unmarried (and therefore at least "officially" virgin) young girls were awarded as prizes to soldiers who had served with particular valor. Each year in mid-February, the emperor would decree that all the names of the unmarried young virgins should be wruitten on slips of paper and put into a box. Soldiers returning from the front were allowed to draw a name at random from the box, and would then be awarded the companionship and sexual services of the young virgin for the following year. While there was always the risk of some poor guy drawing the ugly fat chick who talked too much, in a male dominated society like Rome the young women probably got the worst of the bargain. The soldier could simply walk away from a bad match, but the young woman had no such option. The Christian priest Valentinus openly defied the edict that forbid young people to marry. Valentinus would marry any young couple that asked him to do so- and this of course diminished the supply of unmarried young women who could be passed out to his legionaires. Valentinus was arrested, and as a show of authority the emperor ordered him executed on the day the names of virgins were drawn from the box- February 14. The "love notes" that get passed around on February 14 are St Valentine's revenge. Instead of men and women being forcibly coupled by the state with notes drawn at random on February 14, they now send each other notes and voluntarily pledge to love one another other for the following year, or beyond. By the way, I got my wife about 15 pounds of pot for Valentine's Day ................. It's extremely ornate, covered with mosaic tiles, and I'm sure she'll plant something in it within the next few weeks. :-) |
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Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? Took her to Las Vegas to see Michael Bublé in concert. |
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"RG" wrote in message news:PBwIf.9873$MJ.9808@fed1read07... Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? Took her to Las Vegas to see Michael Bublé in concert. Knelt down and bowed three times to the south. (She's visiting my son and DIL in Norfolk) RCE |
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My wife and I have been married for almost 50 years now. We go to Wal-Mart
on Feb 13th, pick out a card for each other, hand it to the other person, have a laugh and a hug and put the card back on the shelf and leave. This has been a source of laughs for about 25 years now! With the money we save we go out to eat somewhere nice! Don Dando " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote in message ... I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up, including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and you may be in hot water. My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it everyday. However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so. Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? |
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 18:04:29 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT comREMOVETHIS wrote: blow it off 30 years and never once celebrated. Neither of us see the point. Pansy. Took her to Outback Steak House. got her a card. She got me Divinity fudge. Life is good. And Valentines day was not created by Hallmark, but in honor of St. Valentine. Hallmark has just cashed in on it. |
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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 18:04:29 -0500, " JimH" jimh_osudad@yahooDOT
comREMOVETHIS wrote: Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? She got me a nice card and a cute Hallmark Teddy Bear. I got her two $.39 chocolates as I was checking out with a couple bottles of Linderman's Merlot. To my credit, I paid all the property tax, all the property insurance, all the health insurance, all the utilities, all the maintenance costs, contributed 90% of the labor to maintain our existence, 100% of the groceries, 80% of the cooking, 95% of the dishes, and honestly, maybe 5% of the laundry. If she want's to trade in the Hallmark card and Teddy Bear (that I paid for) for someone willing to contribute more to our existences, I'll be more than willing to pay for the classified ad to find the dupe. bb |
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:33:47 +0000, Don Dando wrote:
My wife and I have been married for almost 50 years now. We go to Wal-Mart on Feb 13th, pick out a card for each other, hand it to the other person, have a laugh and a hug and put the card back on the shelf and leave. This has been a source of laughs for about 25 years now! With the money we save we go out to eat somewhere nice! Don Dando 50 years? Congratulations to you both. |
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JimH wrote: I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up, including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and you may be in hot water. My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it everyday. However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so. Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... |
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wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE |
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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:27:37 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote: Three dozen carnations Box of chocolate Card Cooked her favorite dinner Then he deflated "her", and put it back in the box. __ "It's just about going fast...that's all..." http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/ |
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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:46:41 -0700, "RG" wrote: Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? Took her to Las Vegas to see Michael Bublé in concert. Who? http://tinyurl.com/bq9hg Probably not your cup of tea, but undeniably, the kid is a huge talent. He recently sold out the Sydney Opera House five nights running. Dates of his upcoming US tour that have opened up to ticket sales are sold out. Watching him perform is much like what I would imagine it was like watching a young Sinatra perform at the Paramount in front of the Bobby Soxers. The chicks just go freakin' wild. At 25 years of age, he has an enormous career in front of him. In addition to his raw talent, he has surrounded himself with top-rate management and production personnel. David Foster is his producer. He tours with an unbelievably talented big band. It's great to see that someone has picked up the torch of being a crooner, and he carries it well. |
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"RG" wrote in message news:EoJIf.10984$MJ.1394@fed1read07... "Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:46:41 -0700, "RG" wrote: Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? Took her to Las Vegas to see Michael Bublé in concert. Who? http://tinyurl.com/bq9hg Probably not your cup of tea, but undeniably, the kid is a huge talent. He recently sold out the Sydney Opera House five nights running. Dates of his upcoming US tour that have opened up to ticket sales are sold out. Watching him perform is much like what I would imagine it was like watching a young Sinatra perform at the Paramount in front of the Bobby Soxers. The chicks just go freakin' wild. At 25 years of age, he has an enormous career in front of him. In addition to his raw talent, he has surrounded himself with top-rate management and production personnel. David Foster is his producer. He tours with an unbelievably talented big band. It's great to see that someone has picked up the torch of being a crooner, and he carries it well. My wife and daughter love him. |
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"RG" wrote in message news:EoJIf.10984$MJ.1394@fed1read07... Probably not your cup of tea, but undeniably, the kid is a huge talent. He recently sold out the Sydney Opera House five nights running. Dates of his upcoming US tour that have opened up to ticket sales are sold out. Watching him perform is much like what I would imagine it was like watching a young Sinatra perform at the Paramount in front of the Bobby Soxers. The chicks just go freakin' wild. At 25 years of age, he has an enormous career in front of him. In addition to his raw talent, he has surrounded himself with top-rate management and production personnel. David Foster is his producer. He tours with an unbelievably talented big band. It's great to see that someone has picked up the torch of being a crooner, and he carries it well. Speaking of Sinatra ... listen to this guy from Long Island ... http://www.tomsmithbigband.com/id5.html RCE |
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wrote in message oups.com... JimH wrote: I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up, including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and you may be in hot water. My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it everyday. However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so. Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... I got burned like that many years ago, and changed my tactics as a result. I found a florist near my wife's office, walked in, and asked if they had customers they delivered to regularly. They did, and they said they kept a file of what each customer liked. I said "Put me in your file, and let's go pick out some flowers, because I've never seen a predetermined arrangement that I like. Make like you're walking through a garden with scissors". After that, all I needed to do was call them. They always did a great job. |
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Then he deflated "her", and put it back in the box. Damn Harry, Now that's a flame! UD, Still Laughing |
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:
wrote in message roups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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"JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message groups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. |
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"JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? -- Reggie ************************************************** ************* That's my story and I am sticking to it. ************************************************** ************* |
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"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-) |
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-) Doug, Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that devastated NYC? For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt. ........................ so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick. -- Reggie ************************************************** ************* That's my story and I am sticking to it. ************************************************** ************* |
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"Harry Krause" wrote in message ... Reggie Smithers wrote: JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? The levees held, eh? Smithers is just being an ass Harry......after I mentioned to John about highjacking threads he decided to do the same. |
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"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message . .. Doug Kanter wrote: "Reggie Smithers" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-) Doug, Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that devastated NYC? Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined with another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they couldn't move emergency workers. For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt. ....................... so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick. A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do you think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem small to me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way they are". She presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some toilet paper and rub it up & down between your tits. Over time, it'll make them bigger". She says "That's nuts. It can't be true". He says "Why not? It worked on your ass!" |
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Harry Krause wrote:
Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? The levees held, eh? Good guess, but incorrecto. -- Reggie ************************************************** ************* That's my story and I am sticking to it. ************************************************** ************* |
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"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message . .. Doug Kanter wrote: "Reggie Smithers" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-) Doug, Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that devastated NYC? Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined with another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they couldn't move emergency workers. For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt. ....................... so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick. A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do you think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem small to me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way they are". She presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some toilet paper and rub it up & down between your tits. Over time, it'll make them bigger". She says "That's nuts. It can't be true". He says "Why not? It worked on your ass!" roflmao very cute. -- Reggie ************************************************** ************* That's my story and I am sticking to it. ************************************************** ************* |
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Doug Kanter wrote: Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-) Doug, Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that devastated NYC? Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined with another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they couldn't move emergency workers. For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt. ....................... so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick. A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do you think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem small to me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way they are". She presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some toilet paper and rub it up & down between your tits. Over time, it'll make them bigger". She says "That's nuts. It can't be true". He says "Why not? It worked on your ass!" roflmao very cute. To keep this on topic: Gone Fishing A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week." "This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting," he continued, "So would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but, being a good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies, "I did... they were in your tackle box." -- Reggie ************************************************** ************* That's my story and I am sticking to it. ************************************************** ************* |
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:59:19 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote: JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? No. Why not? -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:10:47 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote: "Reggie Smithers" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: "Reggie Smithers" wrote in message . .. JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-) Doug, Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that devastated NYC? Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined with another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they couldn't move emergency workers. For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt. ....................... so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick. A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do you think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem small to me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way they are". She presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some toilet paper and rub it up & down between your tits. Over time, it'll make them bigger". She says "That's nuts. It can't be true". He says "Why not? It worked on your ass!" LMAO! Now, take it to alt.titsandass -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:59:19 -0500, Reggie Smithers wrote: JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? No. Why not? -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** JohnH, That is the question, you don't think I was going to give you the answer right off did you? PS - it is not because the the levee did not break. -- Reggie ************************************************** ************* That's my story and I am sticking to it. ************************************************** ************* |
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:42:09 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote: JohnH wrote: On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:59:19 -0500, Reggie Smithers wrote: JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? No. Why not? -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** JohnH, That is the question, you don't think I was going to give you the answer right off did you? PS - it is not because the the levee did not break. 'Cause the mayor wasn't Nagan? -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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"JohnH" wrote in message ... So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H I'd answer your question except the resident Barney Fife might be watching. RCE |
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:50:49 -0500, "RCE" wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message .. . So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H I'd answer your question except the resident Barney Fife might be watching. RCE Go to the Cheney thread. -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** |
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"RCE" wrote in message ... "JohnH" wrote in message ... So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H I'd answer your question except the resident Barney Fife might be watching. RCE I thought that was John's title. :-) |
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:42:09 -0500, Reggie Smithers wrote: JohnH wrote: On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:59:19 -0500, Reggie Smithers wrote: JimH wrote: "JohnH" wrote in message ... On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote: wrote in message oups.com... I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... Sure. That's what you told her, huh? RCE So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of subject.) -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone else's thread is not nice. Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not have a major impact on the city? No. Why not? -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** JohnH, That is the question, you don't think I was going to give you the answer right off did you? PS - it is not because the the levee did not break. 'Cause the mayor wasn't Nagan? -- 'Til next time, John H ****************************************** ***** Have a Spectacular Day! ***** ****************************************** Not even close. Guess again -- Reggie ************************************************** ************* That's my story and I am sticking to it. ************************************************** ************* |
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... wrote in message oups.com... JimH wrote: I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up, including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and you may be in hot water. My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it everyday. However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so. Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her), forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)? I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm ****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry, we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you, you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd think they could get that right..... I got burned like that many years ago, and changed my tactics as a result. I found a florist near my wife's office, walked in, and asked if they had customers they delivered to regularly. They did, and they said they kept a file of what each customer liked. I said "Put me in your file, and let's go pick out some flowers, because I've never seen a predetermined arrangement that I like. Make like you're walking through a garden with scissors". After that, all I needed to do was call them. They always did a great job. I have all you guys beat. Got her a Bill Dance signature, Quantum, Spinning rod and reel combo. :) James |
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Speaking of Sinatra ... listen to this guy from Long Island ... http://www.tomsmithbigband.com/id5.html RCE How can I say this nicely.... Tom is a decent singer, and would no doubt wow the crowd at the lounge in the Holiday Inn in Derby Kansas, but he's not the successor to the throne. Not by a long shot. He doesn't hold a candle to Michael Bublé, or for that matter, Bobby Caldwell. His band, however, appears to be quite good, and really makes the package listenable. |
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"RG" wrote in message news:qUSIf.12042$MJ.6535@fed1read07... Speaking of Sinatra ... listen to this guy from Long Island ... http://www.tomsmithbigband.com/id5.html RCE How can I say this nicely.... Tom is a decent singer, and would no doubt wow the crowd at the lounge in the Holiday Inn in Derby Kansas, but he's not the successor to the throne. Not by a long shot. He doesn't hold a candle to Michael Bublé, or for that matter, Bobby Caldwell. His band, however, appears to be quite good, and really makes the package listenable. I've never heard him other than the web page music. I was actually looking for the name of someone else who sings in the style of Sinatra who's name escapes me, and happened to stumble upon the Tom Smith web site. RCE |
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