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thunder February 15th 06 12:17 PM

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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:33:47 +0000, Don Dando wrote:

My wife and I have been married for almost 50 years now. We go to
Wal-Mart on Feb 13th, pick out a card for each other, hand it to the
other person, have a laugh and a hug and put the card back on the shelf
and leave. This has been a source of laughs for about 25 years now! With
the money we save we go out to eat somewhere nice!

Don Dando


50 years? Congratulations to you both.

[email protected] February 15th 06 01:04 PM

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JimH wrote:
I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up,
including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and you
may be in hot water.

My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need
these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it everyday.
However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her
favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so.

Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her),
forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)?


I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....


RCE February 15th 06 01:07 PM

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wrote in message
oups.com...


I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....


Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE



Netsock February 15th 06 01:41 PM

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On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:27:37 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:


Three dozen carnations
Box of chocolate
Card
Cooked her favorite dinner


Then he deflated "her", and put it back in the box.
__

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."

http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/

RG February 15th 06 05:20 PM

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"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:46:41 -0700, "RG" wrote:


Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her),
forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)?



Took her to Las Vegas to see Michael Bublé in concert.


Who?


http://tinyurl.com/bq9hg

Probably not your cup of tea, but undeniably, the kid is a huge talent. He
recently sold out the Sydney Opera House five nights running. Dates of his
upcoming US tour that have opened up to ticket sales are sold out. Watching
him perform is much like what I would imagine it was like watching a young
Sinatra perform at the Paramount in front of the Bobby Soxers. The chicks
just go freakin' wild. At 25 years of age, he has an enormous career in
front of him. In addition to his raw talent, he has surrounded himself with
top-rate management and production personnel. David Foster is his producer.
He tours with an unbelievably talented big band. It's great to see that
someone has picked up the torch of being a crooner, and he carries it well.



JimH February 15th 06 05:37 PM

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"RG" wrote in message news:EoJIf.10984$MJ.1394@fed1read07...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 19:46:41 -0700, "RG" wrote:


Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get
her),
forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)?



Took her to Las Vegas to see Michael Bublé in concert.


Who?


http://tinyurl.com/bq9hg

Probably not your cup of tea, but undeniably, the kid is a huge talent.
He recently sold out the Sydney Opera House five nights running. Dates of
his upcoming US tour that have opened up to ticket sales are sold out.
Watching him perform is much like what I would imagine it was like
watching a young Sinatra perform at the Paramount in front of the Bobby
Soxers. The chicks just go freakin' wild. At 25 years of age, he has an
enormous career in front of him. In addition to his raw talent, he has
surrounded himself with top-rate management and production personnel.
David Foster is his producer. He tours with an unbelievably talented big
band. It's great to see that someone has picked up the torch of being a
crooner, and he carries it well.


My wife and daughter love him.



RCE February 15th 06 05:40 PM

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"RG" wrote in message news:EoJIf.10984$MJ.1394@fed1read07...


Probably not your cup of tea, but undeniably, the kid is a huge talent.
He recently sold out the Sydney Opera House five nights running. Dates of
his upcoming US tour that have opened up to ticket sales are sold out.
Watching him perform is much like what I would imagine it was like
watching a young Sinatra perform at the Paramount in front of the Bobby
Soxers. The chicks just go freakin' wild. At 25 years of age, he has an
enormous career in front of him. In addition to his raw talent, he has
surrounded himself with top-rate management and production personnel.
David Foster is his producer. He tours with an unbelievably talented big
band. It's great to see that someone has picked up the torch of being a
crooner, and he carries it well.


Speaking of Sinatra ... listen to this guy from Long Island ...

http://www.tomsmithbigband.com/id5.html

RCE



Doug Kanter February 15th 06 05:57 PM

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wrote in message
oups.com...

JimH wrote:
I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up,
including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and
you
may be in hot water.

My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need
these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it
everyday.
However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her
favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so.

Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her),
forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)?


I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....


I got burned like that many years ago, and changed my tactics as a result. I
found a florist near my wife's office, walked in, and asked if they had
customers they delivered to regularly. They did, and they said they kept a
file of what each customer liked. I said "Put me in your file, and let's go
pick out some flowers, because I've never seen a predetermined arrangement
that I like. Make like you're walking through a garden with scissors". After
that, all I needed to do was call them. They always did a great job.



UglyDan®©™ February 15th 06 07:04 PM

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(Netsock)wrote

Then he deflated "her", and put it back in the box.


Damn Harry, Now that's a flame!

UD, Still Laughing






JohnH February 15th 06 08:06 PM

Fess up guys
 
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:


wrote in message
roups.com...


I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....


Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE


So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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