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[email protected] December 29th 05 09:59 PM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 

Reggie Smithers wrote:
and is it necessary to keep them in separate components?


"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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Chuck,
Are two athletic perky woman enough?



I don't know about separate components, but if you have two perky,
athletic women aboard for entertainment purposes it might be wise to
keep them in separate compartments. If one of the two is a wife and the
other a mistress, you better opt for entirely separate vessels.....


JimH December 29th 05 10:10 PM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 

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Reggie Smithers wrote:
and is it necessary to keep them in separate components?


"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck,
Are two athletic perky woman enough?



I don't know about separate components, but if you have two perky,
athletic women aboard for entertainment purposes it might be wise to
keep them in separate compartments. If one of the two is a wife and the
other a mistress, you better opt for entirely separate vessels.....



I think Eisboch already took your advice last year. ;-)



JimH December 29th 05 10:12 PM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 16:46:47 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 14:01:36 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:04:50 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:26:45 -0500, " JimH" wrote:

OK, you bought your dream boat with that lottery jackpot you won.
Let's
assume you purchased a brand spanking new Nordhavn 57
http://www.nordhavn.com/57/overview.php4 .

I wouldn't be caught dead in a Nordhaven 57

Fine, then equip whatever boat you want.

Kewl!!!

Ok, first I'd start with Raymarine E-system - the whole shooting match
including the bow thruster interface for positioning purposes.

Raymarine vs. Furuno radar/plotter?

Raymarine.

Second, I'd install a Sea Tel system for communications including
Internet/phone and whatever else I could stuff into it.

Third, a Sea Tel Satellite TV system with US/EU compatibility and the
HDTV application.

Fourth, whatever was in vogue for stereo equipment today along with
flat screen LCD TVs for all the staterooms.

A complete set of fly-by-wire controls for engines, HVAC, steering,
etc.

Last, and not least, A bevy of busty deck hands whose uniforms consist
of string thong bikini's.

So when do you launch?

As soon as I win the lottery.



Psst....Tom........12, 15, 30, 46, 54.

And don't tell anybody.


Wouldn't you **** a brick if I played those numbers and won. :



You would have.......if you played them Wednesday on the Maine lottery like
I told you to do earlier this week.



Eisboch December 29th 05 10:30 PM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 

" JimH" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
oups.com...

Reggie Smithers wrote:
and is it necessary to keep them in separate components?


"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
. ..
Chuck,
Are two athletic perky woman enough?



I don't know about separate components, but if you have two perky,
athletic women aboard for entertainment purposes it might be wise to
keep them in separate compartments. If one of the two is a wife and the
other a mistress, you better opt for entirely separate vessels.....



I think Eisboch already took your advice last year. ;-)


Awwwwggggeeeezzzeeee... She reads this NG once in a while ...

Eisboch (going downstairs to unplug her computer)



Wayne.B December 29th 05 11:00 PM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 13:32:38 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:

Other than the babes, too many complicated systems.


=================================

If you don't think babes and a wife are a complicated system, you need
to get out more.


Wayne.B December 29th 05 11:04 PM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 16:59:40 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:

Topless with thongs, of course.


==========================

That will cost a little more, but they are out there.

We've seem em, and I found them most decorative.

Mrs B was less impressed and tried to take my binoculars. :-)



Don White December 29th 05 11:09 PM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 
JimH wrote:


This is a thread about boats. Harry, why don't you just join in the
fun..........otherwise STFU and stop the whining.



Jim Jim! Of all people I expected better from you.
We'll have plenty of time for the nasty stuff in the New Year.
Can you hold out 4 more days?

NOYB December 30th 05 12:10 AM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 16:46:47 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 14:01:36 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
m...
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:04:50 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
news:rj58r11pi2tfa83caushl5c4qp0qq44sl5@4ax. com...
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:26:45 -0500, " JimH" wrote:

OK, you bought your dream boat with that lottery jackpot you won.
Let's
assume you purchased a brand spanking new Nordhavn 57
http://www.nordhavn.com/57/overview.php4 .

I wouldn't be caught dead in a Nordhaven 57

Fine, then equip whatever boat you want.

Kewl!!!

Ok, first I'd start with Raymarine E-system - the whole shooting match
including the bow thruster interface for positioning purposes.

Raymarine vs. Furuno radar/plotter?

Raymarine.

Second, I'd install a Sea Tel system for communications including
Internet/phone and whatever else I could stuff into it.

Third, a Sea Tel Satellite TV system with US/EU compatibility and the
HDTV application.

Fourth, whatever was in vogue for stereo equipment today along with
flat screen LCD TVs for all the staterooms.

A complete set of fly-by-wire controls for engines, HVAC, steering,
etc.

Last, and not least, A bevy of busty deck hands whose uniforms consist
of string thong bikini's.

So when do you launch?

As soon as I win the lottery.



Psst....Tom........12, 15, 30, 46, 54.

And don't tell anybody.


Wouldn't you **** a brick if I played those numbers and won. :)


I would. Especially since there are only 5 numbers there.




JimH December 30th 05 12:18 AM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 

"NOYB" wrote in message
t...

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 16:46:47 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 14:01:36 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
om...
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:04:50 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
news:rj58r11pi2tfa83caushl5c4qp0qq44sl5@4ax .com...
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:26:45 -0500, " JimH" wrote:

OK, you bought your dream boat with that lottery jackpot you won.
Let's
assume you purchased a brand spanking new Nordhavn 57
http://www.nordhavn.com/57/overview.php4 .

I wouldn't be caught dead in a Nordhaven 57

Fine, then equip whatever boat you want.

Kewl!!!

Ok, first I'd start with Raymarine E-system - the whole shooting
match
including the bow thruster interface for positioning purposes.

Raymarine vs. Furuno radar/plotter?

Raymarine.

Second, I'd install a Sea Tel system for communications including
Internet/phone and whatever else I could stuff into it.

Third, a Sea Tel Satellite TV system with US/EU compatibility and the
HDTV application.

Fourth, whatever was in vogue for stereo equipment today along with
flat screen LCD TVs for all the staterooms.

A complete set of fly-by-wire controls for engines, HVAC, steering,
etc.

Last, and not least, A bevy of busty deck hands whose uniforms
consist
of string thong bikini's.

So when do you launch?

As soon as I win the lottery.


Psst....Tom........12, 15, 30, 46, 54.

And don't tell anybody.


Wouldn't you **** a brick if I played those numbers and won. :)


I would. Especially since there are only 5 numbers there.




Yep. 5 numbers in many States.



NOYB December 30th 05 12:26 AM

Is this your final answer - Part Deux
 

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 00:10:57 GMT, "NOYB" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 16:46:47 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
m...
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 14:01:36 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
news:tg78r1dn6j64setqa8kuovoph8dj9tqhd6@4ax. com...
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:04:50 -0500, " JimH" wrote:


"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
news:rj58r11pi2tfa83caushl5c4qp0qq44sl5@4a x.com...
On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:26:45 -0500, " JimH" wrote:

OK, you bought your dream boat with that lottery jackpot you won.
Let's
assume you purchased a brand spanking new Nordhavn 57
http://www.nordhavn.com/57/overview.php4 .

I wouldn't be caught dead in a Nordhaven 57

Fine, then equip whatever boat you want.

Kewl!!!

Ok, first I'd start with Raymarine E-system - the whole shooting
match
including the bow thruster interface for positioning purposes.

Raymarine vs. Furuno radar/plotter?

Raymarine.

Second, I'd install a Sea Tel system for communications including
Internet/phone and whatever else I could stuff into it.

Third, a Sea Tel Satellite TV system with US/EU compatibility and
the
HDTV application.

Fourth, whatever was in vogue for stereo equipment today along with
flat screen LCD TVs for all the staterooms.

A complete set of fly-by-wire controls for engines, HVAC, steering,
etc.

Last, and not least, A bevy of busty deck hands whose uniforms
consist
of string thong bikini's.

So when do you launch?

As soon as I win the lottery.


Psst....Tom........12, 15, 30, 46, 54.

And don't tell anybody.

Wouldn't you **** a brick if I played those numbers and won. :)


I would. Especially since there are only 5 numbers there.


That's all it takes in CT.


5 numbers for your lotto?

How big are the winnings for 5 numbers? Our 5-number lotto usually wins you
"only" a couple hundred thousand. I couldn't even pay off my equity line
for that.






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