Don't forget the multiple universities for the same undergraduate degree.

I think everything Kevin learned about UseNet he learned from Harry.


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Incidentally, the same mutants are hired by schools. At night, when
nobody's
there, they come and adjust the water fountains so the stream is so low
that
you have to touch the metal in order to get water. The goal is to
spread
as
much disease as possible. If these mutants turn out to be incompetent
at
this task, they're demoted and become school bus drivers.


And then the ultimate graduation...

They claim to have owned exotic Italian motorcycles that never were
made, attend, and hear great concerts that never happened...


You forgot "claim degrees earned that were never offered by the
institution"