39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
9. Checkmate.
5. I don't have a favorite college team.
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.



Gene Kearns wrote:
Nah... you're wrong about 39, 20, 15, 9, and 5! But the others are
pretty accurate....


I guess whoever wrote this list never looked at a list of Southern
authors (#39) and I certainly know more Southerners who actually read
than I do uppity Yankee come-heres who do (although they certainly brag
more about which highbrow magazines they have subscriptions to).

#14... who cares what unsweetened tea tastes like? And I'd certainly be
glad to give a chess lesson to any of the right-wingers hanging around here.

#5... WTF were they thinking? Clemson's Death Valley? The Volunteer
Navy? Crimson Tide? Hello, hello, is anybody home?

DSK