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Starbuck's Words of Wisdom October 5th 05 12:43 AM

My Great Encounter with Hawaiian Tropic Babes
 
Harry,
Where was your young bride the Dr. Dr.?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar and ordered a Heineken,
which is the beer I typically order when my favorite Mexican beers are not
on the menu.

About 30 seconds later, four absolutely gorgeous young blondes plopped
down next to me. Must have been my aftershave. Anywhere, they were just
heart-stoppingly beautiful, all tall, thin, bosomy blondes, all wearing
black long-sleeve tee-shirts/sweatshirts saying "Miss Hawaiian Tropics"
contestant.

And they were, just returning from a week of whatever it is young ladies
like these do at such events. They had been at the Turtle Bay resort. All
were from Texas, all had won local/regional/state Hawaiian Tropic
contests, one of them seem fairly bright, but the others were pretty
dense. But they were all pleasant enough. I would guess they were 20-22
years old. None were going to college.

Aside from modeling and strutting their stuff while at their resort, they
hadn't had much "fun" because the contest chaperones had them in
"lockdown" every night. They were not allowed to leave the resort
premises.

Sigh...if only I were single, young, and as goodlooking as Sportfishin'
Tom...

Very nice young ladies. But I was surprised none were going to college.
They worked as waitresses and in stores, waiting, I suppose, for a better
offer or marriage.




P. Fritz October 5th 05 02:46 AM

Once again harry shows how shallow he really is.

"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
...
Harry,
Where was your young bride the Dr. Dr.?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar and ordered a Heineken,
which is the beer I typically order when my favorite Mexican beers are

not
on the menu.

About 30 seconds later, four absolutely gorgeous young blondes plopped
down next to me. Must have been my aftershave. Anywhere, they were just
heart-stoppingly beautiful, all tall, thin, bosomy blondes, all wearing
black long-sleeve tee-shirts/sweatshirts saying "Miss Hawaiian Tropics"
contestant.

And they were, just returning from a week of whatever it is young

ladies
like these do at such events. They had been at the Turtle Bay resort.

All
were from Texas, all had won local/regional/state Hawaiian Tropic
contests, one of them seem fairly bright, but the others were pretty
dense. But they were all pleasant enough. I would guess they were 20-22
years old. None were going to college.

Aside from modeling and strutting their stuff while at their resort,

they
hadn't had much "fun" because the contest chaperones had them in
"lockdown" every night. They were not allowed to leave the resort
premises.

Sigh...if only I were single, young, and as goodlooking as Sportfishin'
Tom...

Very nice young ladies. But I was surprised none were going to college.
They worked as waitresses and in stores, waiting, I suppose, for a

better
offer or marriage.






Lars Johansson October 5th 05 08:43 AM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...


I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J



Starbuck's Words of Wisdom October 5th 05 12:29 PM

Lars,
You have to forgive Harry, he has very limited education, he graduated from
the U of Kansas in the mid 60's. Even today, Kansas is considered the
bottom of the barrel state school, in the 60's it was considered a community
college.


"Lars Johansson" wrote in message
...

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...


I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J





Starbuck's Words of Wisdom October 5th 05 12:58 PM

Harry,
It seemed the "fishing boat" was very close to the surfers. One would think
Hawaii would try to keep fishing boats and surfers away from each other.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...


I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J




Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Actually, I heard any number of Hawaiians, native-born and transplants,
use that very term, "back in the States," in reference to what was
happening back on the "mainland" USA.

Here's a photo I took as we were leaving the harbor for our fishing trip.
That's Diamond Head in the background.

http://tinyurl.com/cn94u




[email protected] October 5th 05 01:02 PM


Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...


I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J




Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...


Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland.


Starbuck's Words of Wisdom October 5th 05 01:04 PM

Harry,
This photo is very nice, it actually looks professional. It is possible you
could sell this photo to a surfing magazine or a web site promoting surfing.
I like the way the fishing boat provided you with a perfect opportunity to
snap this photo, very impressive.




"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
...
Harry,
It seemed the "fishing boat" was very close to the surfers. One would
think Hawaii would try to keep fishing boats and surfers away from each
other.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...

I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J




Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Actually, I heard any number of Hawaiians, native-born and transplants,
use that very term, "back in the States," in reference to what was
happening back on the "mainland" USA.

Here's a photo I took as we were leaving the harbor for our fishing trip.
That's Diamond Head in the background.

http://tinyurl.com/cn94u






Netsock October 5th 05 01:33 PM


"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
...
Harry,
Where was your young bride the Dr. Dr.?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar and ordered a Heineken,
which is the beer I typically order when my favorite Mexican beers are

not
on the menu.


Right...right...

I sat down last night in Paris, an ordered a Cosmopolitan.

About 30 seconds later, four absolutely gorgeous young blondes plopped
down next to me. Must have been my aftershave. Anywhere, they were just
heart-stoppingly beautiful, all tall, thin, bosomy blondes, all wearing
black long-sleeve tee-shirts/sweatshirts saying "Miss Hawaiian Tropics"
contestant.


Maybe it was your Elmer J Fudd tee-shirt.

"My name is Elmer J. Fudd...I am a millionair, and own a mansion and a
yatch"

And they were, just returning from a week of whatever it is young ladies
like these do at such events. They had been at the Turtle Bay resort.

All
were from Texas, all had won local/regional/state Hawaiian Tropic
contests, one of them seem fairly bright, but the others were pretty
dense. But they were all pleasant enough. I would guess they were 20-22
years old. None were going to college.


Ah...Fantasy women, on a fantasy trip...how nice.

Aside from modeling and strutting their stuff while at their resort,

they
hadn't had much "fun" because the contest chaperones had them in
"lockdown" every night. They were not allowed to leave the resort
premises.


Did you tell them about your fantasy boats and houses?

Sigh...if only I were single, young, and as goodlooking as Sportfishin'
Tom...


Sorry sport...I have seen your picture, and I have seen your house...no kind
of "young" or "single" would ever allow you to land even a decent looking
woman.

Very nice young ladies. But I was surprised none were going to college.
They worked as waitresses and in stores, waiting, I suppose, for a

better
offer or marriage.


You should have told them you set your boat trim with a GPS...that would
have been impressive. LOL!


--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/



Starbuck's Words of Wisdom October 5th 05 02:14 PM

Harry,
Are you saying the picture of your house you showed us, (alone with your
Parker), was not really your house. Oh the humanity.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Netsock wrote:


Sorry sport...I have seen your picture, and I have seen your house...no
kind
of "young" or "single" would ever allow you to land even a decent looking
woman.



Sorry, crapbrain, but you've never seen a photo of my house or my house.
You may think otherwise, but you'd be wrong. As you always are.




P Fritz October 5th 05 02:25 PM

I wonder if harry has a house house to accomadate his Dr Dr wife?

"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
...
Harry,
Are you saying the picture of your house you showed us, (alone with your
Parker), was not really your house. Oh the humanity.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Netsock wrote:


Sorry sport...I have seen your picture, and I have seen your house...no
kind
of "young" or "single" would ever allow you to land even a decent

looking
woman.



Sorry, crapbrain, but you've never seen a photo of my house or my house.
You may think otherwise, but you'd be wrong. As you always are.






NOYB October 5th 05 02:52 PM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...


I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J




Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Actually, I heard any number of Hawaiians, native-born and transplants,
use that very term, "back in the States," in reference to what was
happening back on the "mainland" USA.

Here's a photo I took as we were leaving the harbor for our fishing trip.
That's Diamond Head in the background.

http://tinyurl.com/cn94u


Cool pic. But what we really want is a pic of those Hawaiian Tropic girls.



NOYB October 5th 05 03:44 PM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the
states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J



Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...


Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland.



I'm too lazy to write down to the grammar school reading level of Robbins,
Fritz, Hertvik, Herring, Smithers, et al. Sorry. But I think Lars here was
just fooling a bit in a good-natured way.

Sadly, I'll never be able to duplicate my Miss Hawaiian Tropics babes
encounter, because I cannot remember what aftershave I was wearing at the
time. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Actually, the girls seemed like very nice young ladies, and they were
kidding each other about the "week of perfect posture" they'd just been
through. I was saddened by the fact that they didn't seem to have any sort
of career in mind for the inevitable post-bikini days, and were not
attending college.


Their post-bikini days will involve lots of time in divorce court collecting
half of their sucker...er, umm...I mean husband-to-be's net worth.

But they sure are nice to look at!





NOYB October 5th 05 03:45 PM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
NOYB wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the
states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J



Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Actually, I heard any number of Hawaiians, native-born and transplants,
use that very term, "back in the States," in reference to what was
happening back on the "mainland" USA.

Here's a photo I took as we were leaving the harbor for our fishing
trip. That's Diamond Head in the background.

http://tinyurl.com/cn94u


Cool pic. But what we really want is a pic of those Hawaiian Tropic
girls.



So did I. But my cameras were packed away, and I really thought it would
be so tacky and touristy to ask.


Damn. You could have at least snapped a covert pic with your camera phone.



[email protected] October 5th 05 04:33 PM


Starbuck's Words of Wisdom wrote:
Harry,
This photo is very nice, it actually looks professional. It is possible you
could sell this photo to a surfing magazine or a web site promoting surfing.
I like the way the fishing boat provided you with a perfect opportunity to
snap this photo, very impressive.


If you think Harry's photo "looks professional", and you are "very
impressed" with it, you don't know **** about photography. Also, I take
it you've never been anywhere near the Honolulu/Waikiki/Diamond Head
area? There's so many surfers in the water some days it would be hard
to motor out of the harbors without being that close to them.


NOYB October 5th 05 04:46 PM


wrote in message
oups.com...



If you think Harry's photo "looks professional", and you are "very
impressed" with it, you don't know **** about photography.


Why are you bagging on Harry's photo, bassie?





NOYB October 5th 05 04:58 PM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
NOYB wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the
states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J


Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...
Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland.


I'm too lazy to write down to the grammar school reading level of
Robbins, Fritz, Hertvik, Herring, Smithers, et al. Sorry. But I think
Lars here was just fooling a bit in a good-natured way.

Sadly, I'll never be able to duplicate my Miss Hawaiian Tropics babes
encounter, because I cannot remember what aftershave I was wearing at
the time. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Actually, the girls seemed like very nice young ladies, and they were
kidding each other about the "week of perfect posture" they'd just been
through. I was saddened by the fact that they didn't seem to have any
sort of career in mind for the inevitable post-bikini days, and were not
attending college.


Their post-bikini days will involve lots of time in divorce court
collecting half of their sucker...er, umm...I mean husband-to-be's net
worth.

But they sure are nice to look at!





Consider them as sort of a boat...if you have to ask how much, you can't
afford one!


I thought you were going to say:
"Just another hole to throw money into".



NOYB October 5th 05 05:01 PM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
NOYB wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
NOYB wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the
states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J


Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Actually, I heard any number of Hawaiians, native-born and
transplants, use that very term, "back in the States," in reference to
what was happening back on the "mainland" USA.

Here's a photo I took as we were leaving the harbor for our fishing
trip. That's Diamond Head in the background.

http://tinyurl.com/cn94u
Cool pic. But what we really want is a pic of those Hawaiian Tropic
girls.


So did I. But my cameras were packed away, and I really thought it would
be so tacky and touristy to ask.


Damn. You could have at least snapped a covert pic with your camera
phone.



They were too close for that gambit...but I tell you, if I were single,
young and rolling in the dough, I would have taken one home as a souvenir.


Instead, you had to settle for a bottle of sand.



[email protected] October 5th 05 05:07 PM


Harry Krause wrote:
wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J



Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...


Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland.



I'm too lazy to write down to the grammar school reading level of
Robbins, Fritz, Hertvik, Herring, Smithers, et al. Sorry. But I think
Lars here was just fooling a bit in a good-natured way.

Sadly, I'll never be able to duplicate my Miss Hawaiian Tropics babes
encounter, because I cannot remember what aftershave I was wearing at
the time. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Actually, the girls seemed like very nice young ladies, and they were
kidding each other about the "week of perfect posture" they'd just been
through. I was saddened by the fact that they didn't seem to have any
sort of career in mind for the inevitable post-bikini days, and were not
attending college.



Any truth to the rumor that over on the website:
www.wewonatriptohawaii.com
there's a posting from some young girls reporting they met a "harmless
old man, who reminded a few of us of our grandfathers," at a local
watering hole? :-)

I would bet a bundle that as we older guys look at shapely young women
with
faces like starlets and shimmering hair we often indulge certain
fantasies, but should we catch them stealing a furtive glance at our
hip pockets their typical motivation is wondering how much money is in
the wallet (and/or the bank).


NOYB October 5th 05 05:10 PM


wrote in message
oups.com...

Harry Krause wrote:
wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the
states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J



Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland.



I'm too lazy to write down to the grammar school reading level of
Robbins, Fritz, Hertvik, Herring, Smithers, et al. Sorry. But I think
Lars here was just fooling a bit in a good-natured way.

Sadly, I'll never be able to duplicate my Miss Hawaiian Tropics babes
encounter, because I cannot remember what aftershave I was wearing at
the time. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Actually, the girls seemed like very nice young ladies, and they were
kidding each other about the "week of perfect posture" they'd just been
through. I was saddened by the fact that they didn't seem to have any
sort of career in mind for the inevitable post-bikini days, and were not
attending college.



Any truth to the rumor that over on the website:
www.wewonatriptohawaii.com
there's a posting from some young girls reporting they met a "harmless
old man, who reminded a few of us of our grandfathers," at a local
watering hole? :-)


I read that too. Here's more from the website:

"He seemed very nice, but his aftershave was making me ill. He did promise
me a ride, though, in his lobster-style boat if I ever make it out to the
East coast."




Skipper October 5th 05 05:16 PM

wrote:

Any truth to the rumor that over on the website:
www.wewonatriptohawaii.com there's a posting from some young girls
reporting they met a "harmless old man, who reminded a few of us of
our grandfathers," at a local watering hole?


More "truths" from this used car salesman?

--
Skipper

[email protected] October 5th 05 05:38 PM


Harry Krause wrote:
wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J


Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...
Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland.


I'm too lazy to write down to the grammar school reading level of
Robbins, Fritz, Hertvik, Herring, Smithers, et al. Sorry. But I think
Lars here was just fooling a bit in a good-natured way.

Sadly, I'll never be able to duplicate my Miss Hawaiian Tropics babes
encounter, because I cannot remember what aftershave I was wearing at
the time. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Actually, the girls seemed like very nice young ladies, and they were
kidding each other about the "week of perfect posture" they'd just been
through. I was saddened by the fact that they didn't seem to have any
sort of career in mind for the inevitable post-bikini days, and were not
attending college.



Any truth to the rumor that over on the website:
www.wewonatriptohawaii.com
there's a posting from some young girls reporting they met a "harmless
old man, who reminded a few of us of our grandfathers," at a local
watering hole? :-)

I would bet a bundle that as we older guys look at shapely young women
with
faces like starlets and shimmering hair we often indulge certain
fantasies, but should we catch them stealing a furtive glance at our
hip pockets their typical motivation is wondering how much money is in
the wallet (and/or the bank).



Well, sure. Especially if your looks are all you have to offer. That's
why I was a little sad for them. They were gorgeous to be sure, but that
ain't gonna last.


One of the bitchiest people I ever knew was a 50-something woman who
had won some 2nd rate local beauty pageants in her late teens. Her
looks faded, but her attitude didn't. I hear she tried to relive her
former glory by running her daughter through the pageant mill. Poor
kid.

The older I get, the more I realize that the potentially sexiest organ
in the female body just might be the brain.


[email protected] October 5th 05 06:08 PM


Harry Krause wrote:
wrote:
Starbuck's Words of Wisdom wrote:
Harry,
This photo is very nice, it actually looks professional. It is possible you
could sell this photo to a surfing magazine or a web site promoting surfing.
I like the way the fishing boat provided you with a perfect opportunity to
snap this photo, very impressive.


If you think Harry's photo "looks professional", and you are "very
impressed" with it, you don't know **** about photography. Also, I take
it you've never been anywhere near the Honolulu/Waikiki/Diamond Head
area? There's so many surfers in the water some days it would be hard
to motor out of the harbors without being that close to them.



Smithers tries so hard to hector, yet he is doomed to fail. My Hawai'i
photos exist mainly to remind us of a pleasant trip. I'm a fairly decent
amateur photographer, that's all.

I was using a short tele lens on those shots, so the distance between
the boat and the surfers was optically shortened, or "compressed," if
you will. Also, I'm posting compressed versions of .jpeg shots, not the
original NEFs. so the quality of the photos is somewhat less than the
originals.


Oh, I understand quite well.


[email protected] October 5th 05 06:10 PM


NOYB wrote:
wrote in message
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If you think Harry's photo "looks professional", and you are "very
impressed" with it, you don't know **** about photography.


Why are you bagging on Harry's photo, bassie?


I'm not. They are good for amateur photos. You need to learn (yet
again) to comprehend what you read. Smithers said the photos "look
professional", they do not. Plain enough for you?


P Fritz October 5th 05 06:12 PM


"NOYB" wrote in message
ink.net...

wrote in message
oups.com...



If you think Harry's photo "looks professional", and you are "very
impressed" with it, you don't know **** about photography.


Why are you bagging on Harry's photo, bassie?


Something more kevin knows nothing about but will claim to be an expert at.

And he still wonders why he is the "King"???








[email protected] October 5th 05 06:12 PM


NOYB wrote:

Their post-bikini days will involve lots of time in divorce court collecting
half of their sucker...er, umm...I mean husband-to-be's net worth.

But they sure are nice to look at!


How are you so sure that their husbands will be making more than them?
Some top models make lots of money.


PocoLoco October 5th 05 07:06 PM

On 5 Oct 2005 08:33:49 -0700, wrote:


Starbuck's Words of Wisdom wrote:
Harry,
This photo is very nice, it actually looks professional. It is possible you
could sell this photo to a surfing magazine or a web site promoting surfing.
I like the way the fishing boat provided you with a perfect opportunity to
snap this photo, very impressive.


If you think Harry's photo "looks professional", and you are "very
impressed" with it, you don't know **** about photography. Also, I take
it you've never been anywhere near the Honolulu/Waikiki/Diamond Head
area? There's so many surfers in the water some days it would be hard
to motor out of the harbors without being that close to them.


As you know so much about photography, I assume you take a lot of pictures.
Perhaps you could share with us some of the more 'professional' pictures you've
taken of your motorcycles.

Hee, hee.

--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan

NOYB October 5th 05 07:38 PM


wrote in message
oups.com...

NOYB wrote:

Their post-bikini days will involve lots of time in divorce court
collecting
half of their sucker...er, umm...I mean husband-to-be's net worth.

But they sure are nice to look at!


How are you so sure that their husbands will be making more than them?
Some top models make lots of money.


Some have high earning power, but for very short periods of time. Hawaiian
Tropic girls have moderate earning power...and for even shorter periods of
time.




NOYB October 5th 05 07:39 PM


wrote in message
ups.com...

Harry Krause wrote:
wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
wrote:
Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the
states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J


Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...
Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant
the
mainland.


I'm too lazy to write down to the grammar school reading level of
Robbins, Fritz, Hertvik, Herring, Smithers, et al. Sorry. But I think
Lars here was just fooling a bit in a good-natured way.

Sadly, I'll never be able to duplicate my Miss Hawaiian Tropics babes
encounter, because I cannot remember what aftershave I was wearing at
the time. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Actually, the girls seemed like very nice young ladies, and they were
kidding each other about the "week of perfect posture" they'd just
been
through. I was saddened by the fact that they didn't seem to have any
sort of career in mind for the inevitable post-bikini days, and were
not
attending college.


Any truth to the rumor that over on the website:
www.wewonatriptohawaii.com
there's a posting from some young girls reporting they met a "harmless
old man, who reminded a few of us of our grandfathers," at a local
watering hole? :-)

I would bet a bundle that as we older guys look at shapely young women
with
faces like starlets and shimmering hair we often indulge certain
fantasies, but should we catch them stealing a furtive glance at our
hip pockets their typical motivation is wondering how much money is in
the wallet (and/or the bank).



Well, sure. Especially if your looks are all you have to offer. That's
why I was a little sad for them. They were gorgeous to be sure, but that
ain't gonna last.


One of the bitchiest people I ever knew was a 50-something woman who
had won some 2nd rate local beauty pageants in her late teens.


She's what you would call a "cougar":

www.urbancougar.com



[email protected] October 5th 05 07:48 PM


NOYB wrote:

Some have high earning power, but for very short periods of time. Hawaiian
Tropic girls have moderate earning power...and for even shorter periods of
time.


Now, I know that you being a rightie and all, you can't comprehend
this, but, just because they are women, and just because they are
beautiful, doesn't mean that they don't have the brains to invest their
money properly. Think Naomi Campbell is financially strapped?

Secondly, please show what you know about the wages of Hawaiian Tropic
girls.
I know this, that at many venues where they appear, there is a $200
cover charge! And when they are picked, the winners get $10,000, and
that's before they ever make an appearance as a Tropic girl.

Thirdly, they usually go on to bigger and better paying modelling jobs.
Just like about any job, your earning power goes up the more experience
you have, and the brighter you get.


PocoLoco October 5th 05 07:52 PM

On 5 Oct 2005 11:48:34 -0700, wrote:


NOYB wrote:

Some have high earning power, but for very short periods of time. Hawaiian
Tropic girls have moderate earning power...and for even shorter periods of
time.


Now, I know that you being a rightie and all, you can't comprehend
this, but, just because they are women, and just because they are
beautiful, doesn't mean that they don't have the brains to invest their
money properly. Think Naomi Campbell is financially strapped?

Secondly, please show what you know about the wages of Hawaiian Tropic
girls.
I know this, that at many venues where they appear, there is a $200
cover charge! And when they are picked, the winners get $10,000, and
that's before they ever make an appearance as a Tropic girl.

Thirdly, they usually go on to bigger and better paying modelling jobs.
Just like about any job, your earning power goes up the more experience
you have, and the brighter you get.


Are you trying to say that even entry level jobs are good jobs?

--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan

P Fritz October 5th 05 08:07 PM


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On 5 Oct 2005 11:48:34 -0700, wrote:


NOYB wrote:

Some have high earning power, but for very short periods of time.

Hawaiian
Tropic girls have moderate earning power...and for even shorter periods

of
time.


Now, I know that you being a rightie and all, you can't comprehend
this, but, just because they are women, and just because they are
beautiful, doesn't mean that they don't have the brains to invest their
money properly. Think Naomi Campbell is financially strapped?

Secondly, please show what you know about the wages of Hawaiian Tropic
girls.
I know this, that at many venues where they appear, there is a $200
cover charge! And when they are picked, the winners get $10,000, and
that's before they ever make an appearance as a Tropic girl.

Thirdly, they usually go on to bigger and better paying modelling jobs.
Just like about any job, your earning power goes up the more experience
you have, and the brighter you get.


Are you trying to say that even entry level jobs are good jobs?


No......he's telling everyone why his earning power has not gone up ;-)


--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's

just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan




Starbuck's Words of Wisdom October 5th 05 08:36 PM

Harry,
What is wrong with you that you can not accept your wife's chosen
profession? What is wrong with her being a social worker?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
P Fritz wrote:
I wonder if harry has a house house to accomadate his Dr Dr wife?



I have a lovely wife, Fritz. You, of course, do not.




Starbuck's Words of Wisdom October 5th 05 08:36 PM

Harry,
I thought you had mastered the use of your phone camera?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
NOYB wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the
states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...
I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J



Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Actually, I heard any number of Hawaiians, native-born and transplants,
use that very term, "back in the States," in reference to what was
happening back on the "mainland" USA.

Here's a photo I took as we were leaving the harbor for our fishing
trip. That's Diamond Head in the background.

http://tinyurl.com/cn94u


Cool pic. But what we really want is a pic of those Hawaiian Tropic
girls.



So did I. But my cameras were packed away, and I really thought it would
be so tacky and touristy to ask.




Starbuck's Words of Wisdom October 5th 05 08:37 PM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

They were too close for that gambit...but I tell you, if I were single,
young and rolling in the dough, I would have taken one home as a souvenir.


Harry,
I have seen a picture of you, even rolling in the dough, you could never get
a babe. Damn you are one ugly fat dude.




Starbuck's Words of Wisdom October 5th 05 08:40 PM

Kevin,
I was trying to be polite, but if you want to tell Harry his picture looks
like ****, go ahead.


wrote in message
oups.com...

Starbuck's Words of Wisdom wrote:
Harry,
This photo is very nice, it actually looks professional. It is possible
you
could sell this photo to a surfing magazine or a web site promoting
surfing.
I like the way the fishing boat provided you with a perfect opportunity
to
snap this photo, very impressive.


If you think Harry's photo "looks professional", and you are "very
impressed" with it, you don't know **** about photography. Also, I take
it you've never been anywhere near the Honolulu/Waikiki/Diamond Head
area? There's so many surfers in the water some days it would be hard
to motor out of the harbors without being that close to them.




P Fritz October 5th 05 08:50 PM

Harry believes a wife somehow validates his life

I, on the other hand certainly enoy the trips to PIB being unencumbered
;-)........

"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
...
Harry,
What is wrong with you that you can not accept your wife's chosen
profession? What is wrong with her being a social worker?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
P Fritz wrote:
I wonder if harry has a house house to accomadate his Dr Dr wife?



I have a lovely wife, Fritz. You, of course, do not.






NOYB October 5th 05 09:21 PM


wrote in message
ups.com...

NOYB wrote:

Some have high earning power, but for very short periods of time.
Hawaiian
Tropic girls have moderate earning power...and for even shorter periods
of
time.


Now, I know that you being a rightie and all, you can't comprehend
this, but, just because they are women, and just because they are
beautiful, doesn't mean that they don't have the brains to invest their
money properly. Think Naomi Campbell is financially strapped?


Hey, take it up with Harry...not me. He's the one who was feeling all sorry
for them since they won't be attending college. I think it's perfectly
acceptable for a woman to sleep her way into money.




Secondly, please show what you know about the wages of Hawaiian Tropic
girls.
I know this, that at many venues where they appear, there is a $200
cover charge! And when they are picked, the winners get $10,000, and
that's before they ever make an appearance as a Tropic girl.


Wow! $10k! What do the losers get?



Thirdly, they usually go on to bigger and better paying modelling jobs.
Just like about any job, your earning power goes up the more experience
you have, and the brighter you get.


People don't get brighter with time. Sure, you develop more experience as
time elapses...but dim bulbs who have worked somewhere for a long time are
just dim bulbs with even more experience at being dim.

And Harry is the one who said that the ones that he met weren't particularly
bright.




NOYB October 5th 05 09:22 PM


"P Fritz" wrote in message
...

"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On 5 Oct 2005 11:48:34 -0700, wrote:


NOYB wrote:

Some have high earning power, but for very short periods of time.

Hawaiian
Tropic girls have moderate earning power...and for even shorter
periods

of
time.

Now, I know that you being a rightie and all, you can't comprehend
this, but, just because they are women, and just because they are
beautiful, doesn't mean that they don't have the brains to invest their
money properly. Think Naomi Campbell is financially strapped?

Secondly, please show what you know about the wages of Hawaiian Tropic
girls.
I know this, that at many venues where they appear, there is a $200
cover charge! And when they are picked, the winners get $10,000, and
that's before they ever make an appearance as a Tropic girl.

Thirdly, they usually go on to bigger and better paying modelling jobs.
Just like about any job, your earning power goes up the more experience
you have, and the brighter you get.


Are you trying to say that even entry level jobs are good jobs?


No......he's telling everyone why his earning power has not gone up ;-)


Actually, he's trying to claim that people get brighter with time and
experience. People are either smart or dumb. Time and experience will not
change that.



DSK October 5th 05 09:29 PM

NOYB wrote:
Actually, he's trying to claim that people get brighter with time and
experience. People are either smart or dumb. Time and experience will not
change that.


An interesting viewpoint. So what is your opinion of all the
neo-conservatives who claim they used to be liberals, but got smarter?

DSK


NOYB October 5th 05 09:52 PM


"DSK" wrote in message
...
NOYB wrote:
Actually, he's trying to claim that people get brighter with time and
experience. People are either smart or dumb. Time and experience will
not change that.


An interesting viewpoint. So what is your opinion of all the
neo-conservatives who claim they used to be liberals, but got smarter?



They got wiser, not smarter.

Wisdom is intelligence paired with experience.

Liberals who stay liberal throughout their lives are either dumb or
sheltered. That is why all of those liberal college professors remain as
liberals throughout their lives...because they've never held a real job in
the real world. They're not dumb...but certainly sheltered.









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