My Great Encounter with Hawaiian Tropic Babes
 

Harry,
Where was your young bride the Dr. Dr.?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar and ordered a Heineken,
which is the beer I typically order when my favorite Mexican beers are not
on the menu.

About 30 seconds later, four absolutely gorgeous young blondes plopped
down next to me. Must have been my aftershave. Anywhere, they were just
heart-stoppingly beautiful, all tall, thin, bosomy blondes, all wearing
black long-sleeve tee-shirts/sweatshirts saying "Miss Hawaiian Tropics"
contestant.

And they were, just returning from a week of whatever it is young ladies
like these do at such events. They had been at the Turtle Bay resort. All
were from Texas, all had won local/regional/state Hawaiian Tropic
contests, one of them seem fairly bright, but the others were pretty
dense. But they were all pleasant enough. I would guess they were 20-22
years old. None were going to college.

Aside from modeling and strutting their stuff while at their resort, they
hadn't had much "fun" because the contest chaperones had them in
"lockdown" every night. They were not allowed to leave the resort
premises.

Sigh...if only I were single, young, and as goodlooking as Sportfishin'
Tom...

Very nice young ladies. But I was surprised none were going to college.
They worked as waitresses and in stores, waiting, I suppose, for a better
offer or marriage.

Once again harry shows how shallow he really is.

"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
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Harry,
Where was your young bride the Dr. Dr.?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar and ordered a Heineken,
which is the beer I typically order when my favorite Mexican beers are
not
on the menu.

About 30 seconds later, four absolutely gorgeous young blondes plopped
down next to me. Must have been my aftershave. Anywhere, they were just
heart-stoppingly beautiful, all tall, thin, bosomy blondes, all wearing
black long-sleeve tee-shirts/sweatshirts saying "Miss Hawaiian Tropics"
contestant.

And they were, just returning from a week of whatever it is young
ladies
like these do at such events. They had been at the Turtle Bay resort.
All
were from Texas, all had won local/regional/state Hawaiian Tropic
contests, one of them seem fairly bright, but the others were pretty
dense. But they were all pleasant enough. I would guess they were 20-22
years old. None were going to college.

Aside from modeling and strutting their stuff while at their resort,
they
hadn't had much "fun" because the contest chaperones had them in
"lockdown" every night. They were not allowed to leave the resort
premises.

Sigh...if only I were single, young, and as goodlooking as Sportfishin'
Tom...

Very nice young ladies. But I was surprised none were going to college.
They worked as waitresses and in stores, waiting, I suppose, for a
better
offer or marriage.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...

I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J

Lars,
You have to forgive Harry, he has very limited education, he graduated from
the U of Kansas in the mid 60's. Even today, Kansas is considered the
bottom of the barrel state school, in the 60's it was considered a community
college.


"Lars Johansson" wrote in message
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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...

I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J

Harry,
It seemed the "fishing boat" was very close to the surfers. One would think
Hawaii would try to keep fishing boats and surfers away from each other.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...

I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J




Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Actually, I heard any number of Hawaiians, native-born and transplants,
use that very term, "back in the States," in reference to what was
happening back on the "mainland" USA.

Here's a photo I took as we were leaving the harbor for our fishing trip.
That's Diamond Head in the background.

http://tinyurl.com/cn94u

Harry Krause wrote:
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...

I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J




Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland.

Harry,
This photo is very nice, it actually looks professional. It is possible you
could sell this photo to a surfing magazine or a web site promoting surfing.
I like the way the fishing boat provided you with a perfect opportunity to
snap this photo, very impressive.




"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
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Harry,
It seemed the "fishing boat" was very close to the surfers. One would
think Hawaii would try to keep fishing boats and surfers away from each
other.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Lars Johansson wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar ...

I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J




Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States...

Actually, I heard any number of Hawaiians, native-born and transplants,
use that very term, "back in the States," in reference to what was
happening back on the "mainland" USA.

Here's a photo I took as we were leaving the harbor for our fishing trip.
That's Diamond Head in the background.

http://tinyurl.com/cn94u

"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
...
Harry,
Where was your young bride the Dr. Dr.?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar and ordered a Heineken,
which is the beer I typically order when my favorite Mexican beers are
not
on the menu.

Right...right...

I sat down last night in Paris, an ordered a Cosmopolitan.

About 30 seconds later, four absolutely gorgeous young blondes plopped
down next to me. Must have been my aftershave. Anywhere, they were just
heart-stoppingly beautiful, all tall, thin, bosomy blondes, all wearing
black long-sleeve tee-shirts/sweatshirts saying "Miss Hawaiian Tropics"
contestant.

Maybe it was your Elmer J Fudd tee-shirt.

"My name is Elmer J. Fudd...I am a millionair, and own a mansion and a
yatch"

And they were, just returning from a week of whatever it is young ladies
like these do at such events. They had been at the Turtle Bay resort.
All
were from Texas, all had won local/regional/state Hawaiian Tropic
contests, one of them seem fairly bright, but the others were pretty
dense. But they were all pleasant enough. I would guess they were 20-22
years old. None were going to college.

Ah...Fantasy women, on a fantasy trip...how nice.

Aside from modeling and strutting their stuff while at their resort,
they
hadn't had much "fun" because the contest chaperones had them in
"lockdown" every night. They were not allowed to leave the resort
premises.

Did you tell them about your fantasy boats and houses?

Sigh...if only I were single, young, and as goodlooking as Sportfishin'
Tom...

Sorry sport...I have seen your picture, and I have seen your house...no kind
of "young" or "single" would ever allow you to land even a decent looking
woman.

Very nice young ladies. But I was surprised none were going to college.
They worked as waitresses and in stores, waiting, I suppose, for a
better
offer or marriage.

You should have told them you set your boat trim with a GPS...that would
have been impressive. LOL!


--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/

Harry,
Are you saying the picture of your house you showed us, (alone with your
Parker), was not really your house. Oh the humanity.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Netsock wrote:


Sorry sport...I have seen your picture, and I have seen your house...no
kind
of "young" or "single" would ever allow you to land even a decent looking
woman.


Sorry, crapbrain, but you've never seen a photo of my house or my house.
You may think otherwise, but you'd be wrong. As you always are.

I wonder if harry has a house house to accomadate his Dr Dr wife?

"Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" wrote in message
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Harry,
Are you saying the picture of your house you showed us, (alone with your
Parker), was not really your house. Oh the humanity.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
Netsock wrote:


Sorry sport...I have seen your picture, and I have seen your house...no
kind
of "young" or "single" would ever allow you to land even a decent
looking
woman.


Sorry, crapbrain, but you've never seen a photo of my house or my house.
You may think otherwise, but you'd be wrong. As you always are.