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Top Ten Reasons Bush is Not Hitler

10. Hitler was renowned for his public speaking abilities.

9. When Hitler came to power, he actually improved his country's
economy.

8. Before he revoked elections, Hitler actually was elected; and after
Hitler formed his evil cabinet, he told them what to do.

7. Hitler was a self-made man.

6. When Germany called Hitler to battle in WWI, he actually showed up.

5. Hitler was a Nazi Dictator, and he never tried to dress himself up
as a fighter pilot, or working class rancher.

4. Hitler never claimed to actually respect Jews, Blacks, Gays,
Gypsies, Atheists, or the Disabled. (After Hitler formed his evil
cabinet, he told them what to do.)

3. When Hitler invaded countries, he never pretended he did it because
they were going to attack his country.


Disclaimer on # 3: While technically true, he did claim that
German citizens in other countries were 'threatened' by
the politics, leaders and philosophies of host countries.


2. Hitler was actually pretty damn competent at invading other
countries.

And the #1 reason that Bush is Not Hitler...

1. When Hitler had finally succeeded at screwing up the planet and
destroying his own country, he at least had the common courtesy to
blow his own sick, twisted brains out.

So no, my moderately liberal friends, Bush falls far short of Hitler
in many respects.

Thank God.
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