We have just recognized Bush Derangement Syndrome as a major mental
illness. It has recently been stated that about half of Americans have
ahd some form or mental illness and after looking at some of the
political posts in a boating NG, it is obvious which half.
Consequently, as part of our research here, we have found a cure.
They'll never miss that grey matter because it was obviously unused
anyway. Grasp the nice electrodes while we show our video.
Lights go down and video starts of a beautiful power boat slicing
through the water but suddenly it sputters to a stop follwed by a
picture of Kerry and Gore with a sign flashing FUEL TAX INCREASES along
with shocks from the electrodes, the shocks end and we see pics of Bush
saying "tax cuts" along with a sense of euphoria, repeat as much as
needed.