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[email protected] September 20th 05 05:22 PM

BDS and its cure
 
We have just recognized Bush Derangement Syndrome as a major mental
illness. It has recently been stated that about half of Americans have
ahd some form or mental illness and after looking at some of the
political posts in a boating NG, it is obvious which half.
Consequently, as part of our research here, we have found a cure.
They'll never miss that grey matter because it was obviously unused
anyway. Grasp the nice electrodes while we show our video.
Lights go down and video starts of a beautiful power boat slicing
through the water but suddenly it sputters to a stop follwed by a
picture of Kerry and Gore with a sign flashing FUEL TAX INCREASES along
with shocks from the electrodes, the shocks end and we see pics of Bush
saying "tax cuts" along with a sense of euphoria, repeat as much as
needed.


[email protected] September 20th 05 05:39 PM


wrote:
We have just recognized Bush Derangement Syndrome as a major mental
illness. It has recently been stated that about half of Americans have
ahd some form or mental illness and after looking at some of the
political posts in a boating NG, it is obvious which half.
Consequently, as part of our research here, we have found a cure.
They'll never miss that grey matter because it was obviously unused
anyway. Grasp the nice electrodes while we show our video.
Lights go down and video starts of a beautiful power boat slicing
through the water but suddenly it sputters to a stop follwed by a
picture of Kerry and Gore with a sign flashing FUEL TAX INCREASES along
with shocks from the electrodes, the shocks end and we see pics of Bush
saying "tax cuts" along with a sense of euphoria, repeat as much as
needed.


Aw, how cute! You've just fallen in line with Fritz, JimH, JohnH for a
foursome for a nose to ass daisy chain. Just like a good lemming!
They'll likely embrace you, because with just three, their circle was a
little too small, seeing how most of them are elderly, and not very
agile.


PocoLoco September 20th 05 05:42 PM

On 20 Sep 2005 09:39:31 -0700, wrote:


wrote:
We have just recognized Bush Derangement Syndrome as a major mental
illness. It has recently been stated that about half of Americans have
ahd some form or mental illness and after looking at some of the
political posts in a boating NG, it is obvious which half.
Consequently, as part of our research here, we have found a cure.
They'll never miss that grey matter because it was obviously unused
anyway. Grasp the nice electrodes while we show our video.
Lights go down and video starts of a beautiful power boat slicing
through the water but suddenly it sputters to a stop follwed by a
picture of Kerry and Gore with a sign flashing FUEL TAX INCREASES along
with shocks from the electrodes, the shocks end and we see pics of Bush
saying "tax cuts" along with a sense of euphoria, repeat as much as
needed.


Aw, how cute! You've just fallen in line with Fritz, JimH, JohnH for a
foursome for a nose to ass daisy chain. Just like a good lemming!
They'll likely embrace you, because with just three, their circle was a
little too small, seeing how most of them are elderly, and not very
agile.


Do you spend a lot of time perusing the anal habits of lemmings? Did you ponder
this while riding that fantasy motorcycle?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

*JimH* September 20th 05 05:44 PM


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On 20 Sep 2005 09:39:31 -0700, wrote:


wrote:
We have just recognized Bush Derangement Syndrome as a major mental
illness. It has recently been stated that about half of Americans have
ahd some form or mental illness and after looking at some of the
political posts in a boating NG, it is obvious which half.
Consequently, as part of our research here, we have found a cure.
They'll never miss that grey matter because it was obviously unused
anyway. Grasp the nice electrodes while we show our video.
Lights go down and video starts of a beautiful power boat slicing
through the water but suddenly it sputters to a stop follwed by a
picture of Kerry and Gore with a sign flashing FUEL TAX INCREASES along
with shocks from the electrodes, the shocks end and we see pics of Bush
saying "tax cuts" along with a sense of euphoria, repeat as much as
needed.


Aw, how cute! You've just fallen in line with Fritz, JimH, JohnH for a
foursome for a nose to ass daisy chain. Just like a good lemming!
They'll likely embrace you, because with just three, their circle was a
little too small, seeing how most of them are elderly, and not very
agile.


Do you spend a lot of time perusing the anal habits of lemmings? Did you
ponder
this while riding that fantasy motorcycle?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


I think he talks to Kevin Noble about that while riding in Kevin Noble's
Chaparral.



[email protected] September 20th 05 05:46 PM

Actually, I was simply bored and wanted to troll. Caught ya.


*JimH* September 20th 05 05:53 PM


wrote in message
oups.com...
Actually, I was simply bored and wanted to troll. Caught ya.


I was only responding to alt-man.

Any political post here is nothing but a troll. You did not start anything
new. ;-)



Jeff Rigby September 20th 05 06:36 PM


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Actually, I was simply bored and wanted to troll. Caught ya.


You do realize that a significant majority of Americans believes Bush is
doing a bad job as President, don't you? Only some of this is due to his
Administration's botched response to Katrina.


When does it become "significant"? I've always formed my own opinion so I
don't FOLLOW polls. Only lemmings base their opinions or the rightness of
actions, based on what other people think.



[email protected] September 20th 05 07:09 PM


PocoLoco wrote:
On 20 Sep 2005 09:39:31 -0700, wrote:


wrote:
We have just recognized Bush Derangement Syndrome as a major mental
illness. It has recently been stated that about half of Americans have
ahd some form or mental illness and after looking at some of the
political posts in a boating NG, it is obvious which half.
Consequently, as part of our research here, we have found a cure.
They'll never miss that grey matter because it was obviously unused
anyway. Grasp the nice electrodes while we show our video.
Lights go down and video starts of a beautiful power boat slicing
through the water but suddenly it sputters to a stop follwed by a
picture of Kerry and Gore with a sign flashing FUEL TAX INCREASES along
with shocks from the electrodes, the shocks end and we see pics of Bush
saying "tax cuts" along with a sense of euphoria, repeat as much as
needed.


Aw, how cute! You've just fallen in line with Fritz, JimH, JohnH for a
foursome for a nose to ass daisy chain. Just like a good lemming!
They'll likely embrace you, because with just three, their circle was a
little too small, seeing how most of them are elderly, and not very
agile.


Do you spend a lot of time perusing the anal habits of lemmings? Did you ponder
this while riding that fantasy motorcycle?
--
John H

Thanks for making my point. How DO you type with your collective noses
up each others asses?


PocoLoco September 20th 05 07:50 PM

On 20 Sep 2005 11:09:01 -0700, wrote:


PocoLoco wrote:
On 20 Sep 2005 09:39:31 -0700,
wrote:


wrote:
We have just recognized Bush Derangement Syndrome as a major mental
illness. It has recently been stated that about half of Americans have
ahd some form or mental illness and after looking at some of the
political posts in a boating NG, it is obvious which half.
Consequently, as part of our research here, we have found a cure.
They'll never miss that grey matter because it was obviously unused
anyway. Grasp the nice electrodes while we show our video.
Lights go down and video starts of a beautiful power boat slicing
through the water but suddenly it sputters to a stop follwed by a
picture of Kerry and Gore with a sign flashing FUEL TAX INCREASES along
with shocks from the electrodes, the shocks end and we see pics of Bush
saying "tax cuts" along with a sense of euphoria, repeat as much as
needed.

Aw, how cute! You've just fallen in line with Fritz, JimH, JohnH for a
foursome for a nose to ass daisy chain. Just like a good lemming!
They'll likely embrace you, because with just three, their circle was a
little too small, seeing how most of them are elderly, and not very
agile.


Do you spend a lot of time perusing the anal habits of lemmings? Did you ponder
this while riding that fantasy motorcycle?
--
John H

Thanks for making my point. How DO you type with your collective noses
up each others asses?


Desmo?

Hee, hee.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

William Bruce September 20th 05 11:26 PM


Harry Krause wrote:

Sicty (sic) per cent of Americans think Bush is doing a bad job. THAT is a
significant majority of Americans.


Well, Krause, one hundred percent of this newsgroup knows that you have lied
about yourself. By the way, how is you medical doctor wife?

Cheers,
William




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