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thunder September 10th 05 11:58 AM

Geese on the way!
 
On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:25:00 +0000, Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:


Oh yeah we do. Those of us who own ponds and like to walk around the
local parks with small ponds just love the smelly, crap everywhere, get in
your face and attack little kids monsters.


You know that there are two populations of Canada geese? The ones you are
complaining about are the resident population and their numbers are
growing enormously. However, the migratory Canada goose population is
quite stressed.

Here in New Jersey, we have a rather liberal early season and late season,
that targets the resident populations. The mid-season, when the migratory
population is passing through, is rather restrictive. I would assume the
migration is comparable in Connecticut.

http://migratorybirds.fws.gov/issues.../apcangse.html

http://www.state.nj.us/dep/fgw/news/2000/wntrgs01.htm



PocoLoco September 10th 05 12:44 PM

On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 06:58:09 -0400, thunder wrote:

On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:25:00 +0000, Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:


Oh yeah we do. Those of us who own ponds and like to walk around the
local parks with small ponds just love the smelly, crap everywhere, get in
your face and attack little kids monsters.


You know that there are two populations of Canada geese? The ones you are
complaining about are the resident population and their numbers are
growing enormously. However, the migratory Canada goose population is
quite stressed.

Here in New Jersey, we have a rather liberal early season and late season,
that targets the resident populations. The mid-season, when the migratory
population is passing through, is rather restrictive. I would assume the
migration is comparable in Connecticut.

http://migratorybirds.fws.gov/issues.../apcangse.html

http://www.state.nj.us/dep/fgw/news/2000/wntrgs01.htm


Canada is welcome to come to Northern Virginia and take some of the damn geese
back! Maybe they'd become migrators again and kill two birds with one stone!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

thunder September 10th 05 01:22 PM

On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:03:34 -0400, Harry Krause wrote:


Tom's local geese drink tonic and go candlestick bowling.


Ah, but I can understand his complaining. Any grassy area around here is
definitely a watch your step experience. Somewhere I read that a goose
produces more "waste" per day than a human. Yuck!

thunder September 10th 05 02:04 PM

On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:38:00 -0400, Harry Krause wrote:


We've so decimated the critter habitat that I have no objections to
sharing what is left. Most evenings, just about dusk, I have foxes walking
through the edge of my back yard next to the woods. I'd rather see them
than some damned ugly subdivision house across the field.


Well, we sure have changed the habitat, but around here, the animals have
seemed to have adapted. They are far more numerous and varied than when I
was younger. New Jersey isn't thought of as country, but within walking
distance of my house, I have seen bear, beaver, otter, coyote, wild
turkeys. All of which would have been quite rare, if existent, just a few
years ago. Oh, and deer, they are like vermin, forget gardens or shrubs.

PocoLoco September 10th 05 02:07 PM

On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:22:01 -0400, thunder wrote:

On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:03:34 -0400, Harry Krause wrote:


Tom's local geese drink tonic and go candlestick bowling.


Ah, but I can understand his complaining. Any grassy area around here is
definitely a watch your step experience. Somewhere I read that a goose
produces more "waste" per day than a human. Yuck!


Around here, those grassy areas include all the school football and soccer
fields. The kids, especially the female ones, do *not* like sliding over the
ground through a bunch of goose ****.

We should be allowed to use our 12 Gauges.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

*JimH* September 10th 05 02:21 PM


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:22:01 -0400, thunder
wrote:

On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:03:34 -0400, Harry Krause wrote:


Tom's local geese drink tonic and go candlestick bowling.


Ah, but I can understand his complaining. Any grassy area around here is
definitely a watch your step experience. Somewhere I read that a goose
produces more "waste" per day than a human. Yuck!


Around here, those grassy areas include all the school football and soccer
fields. The kids, especially the female ones, do *not* like sliding over
the
ground through a bunch of goose ****.

We should be allowed to use our 12 Gauges.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


Retention ponds around here are crisscrossed with fishing line just above
the water to keep the geese out.

Beautiful birds but messy and very aggressive.



Don White September 10th 05 03:12 PM

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:


I am perfectly aware of that and they all deserve to die horrible
deaths.


What? Up here they have perfect manners and cause no trouble.
George W and his cronies must bring out the worst out in 'em!

Don White September 10th 05 03:12 PM

Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:44:28 -0400, PocoLoco
wrote:


On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 06:58:09 -0400, thunder wrote:


On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:25:00 +0000, Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:



Oh yeah we do. Those of us who own ponds and like to walk around the
local parks with small ponds just love the smelly, crap everywhere, get in
your face and attack little kids monsters.

You know that there are two populations of Canada geese? The ones you are
complaining about are the resident population and their numbers are
growing enormously. However, the migratory Canada goose population is
quite stressed.

Here in New Jersey, we have a rather liberal early season and late season,
that targets the resident populations. The mid-season, when the migratory
population is passing through, is rather restrictive. I would assume the
migration is comparable in Connecticut.

http://migratorybirds.fws.gov/issues.../apcangse.html

http://www.state.nj.us/dep/fgw/news/2000/wntrgs01.htm


Canada is welcome to come to Northern Virginia and take some of the damn geese
back! Maybe they'd become migrators again and kill two birds with one stone!



OH BOY!!!! Another kill 'em all thread!!!

WHOO HOO!!!


In a minute NOYB will pipe in wanting to 'nuke 'em all'!

Don White September 10th 05 03:15 PM

PocoLoco wrote:

We should be allowed to use our 12 Gauges.



Ah..you 'mericans! Where would you be without your guns?

NOYB September 10th 05 03:25 PM


"Don White" wrote in message
...
Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:
On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:44:28 -0400, PocoLoco
wrote:


On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 06:58:09 -0400, thunder
wrote:


On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:25:00 +0000, Shortwave Sportfishing wrote:



Oh yeah we do. Those of us who own ponds and like to walk around the
local parks with small ponds just love the smelly, crap everywhere, get
in
your face and attack little kids monsters.

You know that there are two populations of Canada geese? The ones you
are
complaining about are the resident population and their numbers are
growing enormously. However, the migratory Canada goose population is
quite stressed.
Here in New Jersey, we have a rather liberal early season and late
season,
that targets the resident populations. The mid-season, when the
migratory
population is passing through, is rather restrictive. I would assume
the
migration is comparable in Connecticut.
http://migratorybirds.fws.gov/issues.../apcangse.html

http://www.state.nj.us/dep/fgw/news/2000/wntrgs01.htm


Canada is welcome to come to Northern Virginia and take some of the damn
geese
back! Maybe they'd become migrators again and kill two birds with one
stone!



OH BOY!!!! Another kill 'em all thread!!!

WHOO HOO!!!


In a minute NOYB will pipe in wanting to 'nuke 'em all'!


Nope. Nukes would make the geese inedible. I prefer my geese roasted or
deep-fried.





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