*JimH* wrote:
"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:22:01 -0400, thunder
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On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:03:34 -0400, Harry Krause wrote:



Tom's local geese drink tonic and go candlestick bowling.

Ah, but I can understand his complaining. Any grassy area around here is
definitely a watch your step experience. Somewhere I read that a goose
produces more "waste" per day than a human. Yuck!

Around here, those grassy areas include all the school football and soccer
fields. The kids, especially the female ones, do *not* like sliding over
the
ground through a bunch of goose ****.

We should be allowed to use our 12 Gauges.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


Retention ponds around here are crisscrossed with fishing line just above
the water to keep the geese out.

Beautiful birds but messy and very aggressive.



We've had a lot of luck with these on our beach.

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*JimH* wrote:
"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:22:01 -0400, thunder
wrote:

On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 07:03:34 -0400, Harry Krause wrote:


Tom's local geese drink tonic and go candlestick bowling.

Ah, but I can understand his complaining. Any grassy area around here is
definitely a watch your step experience. Somewhere I read that a goose
produces more "waste" per day than a human. Yuck!

Around here, those grassy areas include all the school football and soccer
fields. The kids, especially the female ones, do *not* like sliding over
the
ground through a bunch of goose ****.

We should be allowed to use our 12 Gauges.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Retention ponds around here are crisscrossed with fishing line just above
the water to keep the geese out.

Beautiful birds but messy and very aggressive.

Why would you worry about keeping them out of nasty retention ponds
that are virtual wastelands because of what the runoff contains?

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Why would you worry about keeping them out of nasty retention ponds
that are virtual wastelands because of what the runoff contains?

Kevin,
Wow, I would worry about keeping any wildlife from living in unsanitary,
unhealthy "virtual wastelands". Are you really so jaded that you don't care
about wildlife? You remind me of the kind of person who would place "human
food" out for wildlife to eat, for your own personal enjoyment, even though
you understand it is unhealthy and detrimental to the welfare of wildlife.