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A Sad State of Affairs
"Kanter Banter" wrote:
"Doug Kanter" wrote in message ... "paghat" wrote in message news In article , John McGaw wrote: Sometimes events can make even a peaceful gardener feel like becoming a vigilante: http://makeashorterlink.com/?R2926209B That story is badly reported so don't go playing Batman yet. The vandalism as described would not have killed the irises as these hysterics claim in the article you cite. Sounds like some ****ed off gardeners are lying & exaggerating for effect. Wrecking the signs & the leaves would not kill even one plant. Whether the plants are dead or not is besides the point, paghat. This evil deed is proof that we need to bring back the pillory as a form of punishment. Tell everyone the most effective way you've found to kill the neighborhood dogs and cats, Doug. Do you still shoot them, or have you found a more painful way to exterminate them yet? Psychology students learn the word for this mental illness. It's called coprophilia - when someone gets sexual pleasure from playing with ****. Common with dog owners. They walk their skank pets around neighborhoods all around the world, wait for them to take a crap, and then pick it up. They carry little bags and scoop up the crap so anyone looking out the window will think they're going to put it in the trash when they get home. In reality, they take it home and play with it. They'd use their own ****, but it's not quite as pungent as that which comes from dogs, because of their diet. _________________________________________ Usenet Zone Free Binaries Usenet Server More than 120,000 groups Unlimited download http://www.usenetzone.com to open account |
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G Henslee wrote:
Kanter Banter wrote: "G Henslee" wrote in message ... Kanter Banter wrote: "Doug Kanter" wrote in message . This evil deed is proof that we need to bring back the pillory as a form of punishment. Tell everyone the most effective way you've found to kill the neighborhood dogs and cats, Doug. Do you still shoot them, or have you found a more painful way to exterminate them yet? Yes he has. He puts them in cages and talks to them all day. They usually roll over on their backs and beg to be killed after an hour or so. Oh I see, more of a mercy killing at that point. Perhaps, but it's reported that when the final act takes place Kanter will howl in glee and then dance a jig around the carcass afterwards. _________________________________________ Usenet Zone Free Binaries Usenet Server More than 120,000 groups Unlimited download http://www.usenetzone.com to open account |
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In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up
their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments. Watching every step I take G. |
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Gary wrote:
In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments. Watching every step I take G. It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up. |
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"Don White" wrote in message ... Gary wrote: In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments. Watching every step I take G. It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up. It's the law here, too, Don. But still....I see these poor shmucks out in all kinds of weather, bent into the wind, rain and snow, trying to pick up dog **** with a napkin, and I wonder what holes in their lives are filled by these hideous pets. Imagine what a country this would be if our govmint took a tenth of the cash we're wasting in Iraq, and provided mental health services for dog owners. In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", do you recall the scene with the peasants kneeling in a field, pointlessly slogging gobs of mud from one place to another? :-) Future dog owners. |
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Doug Kanter wrote:
It's the law here, too, Don. But still....I see these poor shmucks out in all kinds of weather, bent into the wind, rain and snow, trying to pick up dog **** with a napkin, and I wonder what holes in their lives are filled by these hideous pets. Imagine what a country this would be if our govmint took a tenth of the cash we're wasting in Iraq, and provided mental health services for dog owners. In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", do you recall the scene with the peasants kneeling in a field, pointlessly slogging gobs of mud from one place to another? :-) Future dog owners. If those owners clued in, they would buy a good 'pooper scooper'. I bought a cheaper version, but it lasted out two dogs. No way I was taking a chance soiling my hands with doggie doo. note: I could use the grocery store plastic bags with mine...rather than the expensive original equipment variety. |
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"Don White" wrote in message ... Doug Kanter wrote: It's the law here, too, Don. But still....I see these poor shmucks out in all kinds of weather, bent into the wind, rain and snow, trying to pick up dog **** with a napkin, and I wonder what holes in their lives are filled by these hideous pets. Imagine what a country this would be if our govmint took a tenth of the cash we're wasting in Iraq, and provided mental health services for dog owners. In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", do you recall the scene with the peasants kneeling in a field, pointlessly slogging gobs of mud from one place to another? :-) Future dog owners. If those owners clued in, they would buy a good 'pooper scooper'. I bought a cheaper version, but it lasted out two dogs. No way I was taking a chance soiling my hands with doggie doo. note: I could use the grocery store plastic bags with mine...rather than the expensive original equipment variety. Regardless of the tools, I think it's weird. Most normal people are happy when they can finally stop changing a kid's diapers. Then, they go out and get a dog. |
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Don White wrote:
Gary wrote: In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments. Watching every step I take G. It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up. UPS it to "Kervorkian" here. Apparently Jack Smith ran out. |
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"Harry Krause" wrote in message k.net... Don White wrote: Gary wrote: In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments. Watching every step I take G. It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up. UPS it to "Kervorkian" here. Apparently Jack Smith ran out. Another log-in from our village idiot... This makes about 17... *ploink* -- -Netsock "It's just about going fast...that's all..." http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/ |
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Netsock wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message k.net... Don White wrote: Gary wrote: In my neighborhood, I'd be only too happy if dog owners would pick up their dogs' crap. I don't give a rat's ass if they secretly play with it, eat it, or dry it and put glitter on it to make holiday ornaments. Watching every step I take G. It's the law here and most people are pretty good at picking up. UPS it to "Kervorkian" here. Apparently Jack Smith ran out. Another log-in from our village idiot... This makes about 17... *ploink* Thanks. Many of my posts aren't suitable for developmentally disabled souls like you. |
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