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You might be a Democrat if .......
You might be a Democrat if.....
Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you rate. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinmen are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States. |
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"Jack Smith" JohnSmithers@hotmailcom wrote in message ... You might be a Democrat if..... You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United States. YUK YUK check this one out...... http://www.larouchepub.com/other/2002/2943moongate.html |
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