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Netsock August 1st 05 03:39 PM


"Dr. Dr. . R. Name" wrote in message
...
Doug,
I saw someone drunk, dressed in business attire, buying a 2 liter bottle

of
beer at 11:00 am at a local Quickie mart. Walk outside and get into his
car. I wish I had my cell phone with me so I could have called this in.

I know it is not really a 2 liter, I just don't know what size the BIG
bottle of beer is. ; )


It was a $60 suit, its called a "40", and his name was Harry.

--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/



P. Fritz August 1st 05 03:43 PM


"Netsock" wrote in message
...

"Dr. Dr. . R. Name" wrote in message
...
Doug,
I saw someone drunk, dressed in business attire, buying a 2 liter bottle

of
beer at 11:00 am at a local Quickie mart. Walk outside and get into his
car. I wish I had my cell phone with me so I could have called this in.

I know it is not really a 2 liter, I just don't know what size the BIG
bottle of beer is. ; )


It was a $60 suit, its called a "40", and his name was Harry.



LMAO



--
-Netsock

"It's just about going fast...that's all..."
http://home.columbus.rr.com/ckg/





August 8th 05 10:50 PM


I read in the "ABCs of California Boating Law" that 24% of boating fatalities
involve alcohol. That means 76% of boating fatalities do NOT involve
alcohol.

Statistically, I guess one is fater boating under the influence
than when sober.

:-^

(makes ya wonder)
b.

Steve October 16th 05 01:11 AM

Drunk boaters
 
On 29-Jul-2005, "*JimH*" wrote:

(CBS) People who would never drive drunk somehow forget that lesson when
it
comes to partying on the water.

"We have cases where people have run into each other on jet skis while
intoxicated," says Judge Lex Anderson. "People have run into islands, and
people have been decapitated by propellers of boats."


DON'T mess with natural selection.

[email protected] October 16th 05 04:09 AM

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On 29-Jul-2005, "*JimH*" wrote:



(CBS) People who would never drive drunk somehow forget that lesson when
it
comes to partying on the water.


"We have cases where people have run into each other on jet skis while
intoxicated," says Judge Lex Anderson. "People have run into islands, and
people have been decapitated by propellers of boats."


DON'T mess with natural selection


LOFL!


jps October 16th 05 08:13 AM

Drunk boaters
 
In article 0Vg4f.3538$OM4.20@dukeread06, says...
On 29-Jul-2005, "*JimH*" wrote:

(CBS) People who would never drive drunk somehow forget that lesson when
it
comes to partying on the water.

"We have cases where people have run into each other on jet skis while
intoxicated," says Judge Lex Anderson. "People have run into islands, and
people have been decapitated by propellers of boats."


DON'T mess with natural selection.


What if it's your kid whose head gets knocked in by someone who rates a
Darwin award?

jps

[email protected] October 24th 05 12:29 AM

Drunk boaters
 
part of the relentless process that shouldn't be messed with


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