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On Wed, 06 Jul 2005 00:45:13 GMT, "Eisboch"
wrote: jps wrote in message .. . In article .com, says... My first guess would be a weekend joyride by one of the people hired to "detail" your boat, or maybe the forklift operator. Little Miss Putout was probably very impressed with her date's "new boat", and a little beer (see scrape) probably lubed the situation rather nicely as the date progressed. I sense some projecting here Chuck. I had similar fantasies while growing up, portions of which were realized. Fortunately, I didn't have to steal a boat since my folks had an Owens with plenty of mahogany and teak that required my attention. Tell me you never did the same? jps Of all Chuck's theories, I think this one had the most merit. Personally, I took offense at Little Miss Putout - I mean talk about an anti-feminist characterization. For all Chuck knows, she may have been the Minister's daughter. Hmmmm - on second thought.... Never mind. ~~ harrumph ~~ :) |
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Personally, I took offense at Little Miss Putout - I mean talk about an anti-feminist characterization. For all Chuck knows, she may have been the Minister's daughter. Hmmmm - on second thought.... Being a minister's daughter and Little Miss Putout aren't necessarily mutually exclusive. Never mind. ~~ harrumph ~~ :) |
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In article tQFye.1087647$w62.1038130@bgtnsc05-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net, says... jps wrote in message ... In article .com, says... My first guess would be a weekend joyride by one of the people hired to "detail" your boat, or maybe the forklift operator. Little Miss Putout was probably very impressed with her date's "new boat", and a little beer (see scrape) probably lubed the situation rather nicely as the date progressed. I sense some projecting here Chuck. I had similar fantasies while growing up, portions of which were realized. Fortunately, I didn't have to steal a boat since my folks had an Owens with plenty of mahogany and teak that required my attention. Tell me you never did the same? jps Of all Chuck's theories, I think this one had the most merit. Yes, seems to be firmly grounded in reality. Perhaps even empirical. jps |
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jps wrote: In article .com, says... My first guess would be a weekend joyride by one of the people hired to "detail" your boat, or maybe the forklift operator. Little Miss Putout was probably very impressed with her date's "new boat", and a little beer (see scrape) probably lubed the situation rather nicely as the date progressed. I sense some projecting here Chuck. I had similar fantasies while growing up, portions of which were realized. Fortunately, I didn't have to steal a boat since my folks had an Owens with plenty of mahogany and teak that required my attention. Tell me you never did the same? I have a unique perspective on similar incidents, having been in the automobile business for a long time. You don't even want to hear the stories about lot boys (and some salesmen) and conversion vans... but one bears mentioning. I used to rev-up the sales team with a Hu-Rah! meeting every Saturday morning, and one week we were advertising a big sales promotion on conversion vans. Immediately after the meeting, we went out to the garage to move the conversion vans to the front line, deck them out with balloons, and make a big schlocky "to-do". I opened up a freshly detailed conversion van to discover my partner's 20-something son (who had been absent from the meeting) and his hope-she-was-legal conquest of the night before passed out inside the van. We can say they weren't "dressed for prime time." I think we had to reupholster the fold-out couch. :-) |
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In article .com,
says... jps wrote: In article .com, says... My first guess would be a weekend joyride by one of the people hired to "detail" your boat, or maybe the forklift operator. Little Miss Putout was probably very impressed with her date's "new boat", and a little beer (see scrape) probably lubed the situation rather nicely as the date progressed. I sense some projecting here Chuck. I had similar fantasies while growing up, portions of which were realized. Fortunately, I didn't have to steal a boat since my folks had an Owens with plenty of mahogany and teak that required my attention. Tell me you never did the same? I have a unique perspective on similar incidents, having been in the automobile business for a long time. You don't even want to hear the stories about lot boys (and some salesmen) and conversion vans... but one bears mentioning. I used to rev-up the sales team with a Hu-Rah! meeting every Saturday morning, and one week we were advertising a big sales promotion on conversion vans. Immediately after the meeting, we went out to the garage to move the conversion vans to the front line, deck them out with balloons, and make a big schlocky "to-do". I opened up a freshly detailed conversion van to discover my partner's 20-something son (who had been absent from the meeting) and his hope-she-was-legal conquest of the night before passed out inside the van. We can say they weren't "dressed for prime time." I think we had to reupholster the fold-out couch. :-) Great story, made me laugh. As a 16 year old I dreamed of owning a panel wagon or hearse with the sole purpose of it being a mobile boudoir. Your partner's son had it easy. jps |
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