In article , says...

Why is it that when a boat can go 60mph, the owner/drive thinks that he/she
has to go 60mph no matter how crowded the river is.


It kind of plays on the old Corvette joke,

If you have a fast boat, you don't need a big dick.

Harry,

You lie so badly you should really give it up. In this current lie you say
"most recently, though this was in the 1990's" , then two paragraphs down
you change it to "Last year an insurance industry acquaintance (can you
believe it..an insurance guy) took me for a spin in his superfast Fountain
something or
other, and told me when it was over that we had "hit" 90 mph. Hit was
the right word, too."

Your mind is becoming so feeble you can't not keep up with your lies from
one paragraph to the next.

"HarryKrause" wrote in message Though not
recently, I've had a few fast rides in fast boats in my
lifetime. Most recently, though this was in the 1990s, I got to
"passenger" in some pretty darned fast "bass boats" that friends owned and
invited me aboard for lake fishing in Florida. These were boats that were
capable of moving in the 70-80 mph range. Pretty scary rides, even in flat
calm water.

In the late 1950s, early 1960s, I don't recall the exact dates, my dad
handled a line of inboard boats that were powered by a pair of Caddy
Crusader engines. These were salt water runabouts that would break 60 mph.
Again, not too comfy at those speeds.

Last year an insurance industry acquaintance (can you believe it..an
insurance guy) took me for a spin in his superfast Fountain something or
other, and told me when it was over that we had "hit" 90 mph. Hit was the
right word, too.

Up to a point, a fast boat ride is fun, once in a while. That fun comes to
an end fast if you hit a substantial wave or wake. And the noise usually
is horrific. Once in the while on the Bay you'll see and hear some yahoo
doing 70 mph or more in one of those superfast boats. The noise really is
annoying.

Maybe it is my age. I'm more than comfortable enough running the Bay at
25-30 miles an hour, keeping my eyes open for hazards and the noise from
my boats' engines down to where conversation is possible.

We've all seen the comparison of dick size and speed. I wonder if there is
a point of absolute diminished returns...if your boat goes 100 mph, for
example, do you have any dick at all?

I is nice that you noticed your mistake, nice tap dance.

"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
HarryKrause wrote:
Gudmundur wrote:
In article , says...
Why is it that when a boat can go 60mph, the owner/drive thinks that
he/she
has to go 60mph no matter how crowded the river is.


It kind of plays on the old Corvette joke,

If you have a fast boat, you don't need a big dick.




Though not recently, I've had a few fast rides in fast boats in my
lifetime. Most recently, though this was in the 1990s, I got to
"passenger" in some pretty darned fast "bass boats" that friends owned
and invited me aboard for lake fishing in Florida. These were boats that
were capable of moving in the 70-80 mph range. Pretty scary rides, even
in flat calm water.

In the late 1950s, early 1960s, I don't recall the exact dates, my dad
handled a line of inboard boats that were powered by a pair of Caddy
Crusader engines. These were salt water runabouts that would break 60
mph. Again, not too comfy at those speeds.

Last year an insurance industry acquaintance (can you believe it..an
insurance guy) took me for a spin in his superfast Fountain something or
other, and told me when it was over that we had "hit" 90 mph. Hit was the
right word, too.

Up to a point, a fast boat ride is fun, once in a while. That fun comes
to an end fast if you hit a substantial wave or wake. And the noise
usually is horrific. Once in the while on the Bay you'll see and hear
some yahoo doing 70 mph or more in one of those superfast boats. The
noise really is annoying.

Maybe it is my age. I'm more than comfortable enough running the Bay at
25-30 miles an hour, keeping my eyes open for hazards and the noise from
my boats' engines down to where conversation is possible.

We've all seen the comparison of dick size and speed. I wonder if there
is a point of absolute diminished returns...if your boat goes 100 mph,
for example, do you have any dick at all?


Whoops. That first sentence should have read "...a few fast AND scary
rides..." Last year's ride in the Fountain was fast, but not too scary.
Probably because I was partially under the influence of margaritas.



--
If it is Bad for Bush,
It is Good for the United States.

The beat goes on with that guy.


"Real Name" wrote in message
...
I is nice that you noticed your mistake, nice tap dance.

"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
HarryKrause wrote:
Gudmundur wrote:
In article , says...
Why is it that when a boat can go 60mph, the owner/drive thinks that
he/she
has to go 60mph no matter how crowded the river is.


It kind of plays on the old Corvette joke,

If you have a fast boat, you don't need a big dick.




Though not recently, I've had a few fast rides in fast boats in my
lifetime. Most recently, though this was in the 1990s, I got to
"passenger" in some pretty darned fast "bass boats" that friends owned
and invited me aboard for lake fishing in Florida. These were boats that
were capable of moving in the 70-80 mph range. Pretty scary rides, even
in flat calm water.

In the late 1950s, early 1960s, I don't recall the exact dates, my dad
handled a line of inboard boats that were powered by a pair of Caddy
Crusader engines. These were salt water runabouts that would break 60
mph. Again, not too comfy at those speeds.

Last year an insurance industry acquaintance (can you believe it..an
insurance guy) took me for a spin in his superfast Fountain something or
other, and told me when it was over that we had "hit" 90 mph. Hit was
the right word, too.

Up to a point, a fast boat ride is fun, once in a while. That fun comes
to an end fast if you hit a substantial wave or wake. And the noise
usually is horrific. Once in the while on the Bay you'll see and hear
some yahoo doing 70 mph or more in one of those superfast boats. The
noise really is annoying.

Maybe it is my age. I'm more than comfortable enough running the Bay at
25-30 miles an hour, keeping my eyes open for hazards and the noise from
my boats' engines down to where conversation is possible.

We've all seen the comparison of dick size and speed. I wonder if there
is a point of absolute diminished returns...if your boat goes 100 mph,
for example, do you have any dick at all?


Whoops. That first sentence should have read "...a few fast AND scary
rides..." Last year's ride in the Fountain was fast, but not too scary.
Probably because I was partially under the influence of margaritas.



--
If it is Bad for Bush,
It is Good for the United States.

In the past, Harry could keep up with his lies for a day or two, now he
forgets before he finishes his post.


"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
The beat goes on with that guy.


"Real Name" wrote in message
...
I is nice that you noticed your mistake, nice tap dance.

"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
HarryKrause wrote:
Gudmundur wrote:
In article ,
says...
Why is it that when a boat can go 60mph, the owner/drive thinks that
he/she
has to go 60mph no matter how crowded the river is.


It kind of plays on the old Corvette joke,

If you have a fast boat, you don't need a big dick.




Though not recently, I've had a few fast rides in fast boats in my
lifetime. Most recently, though this was in the 1990s, I got to
"passenger" in some pretty darned fast "bass boats" that friends owned
and invited me aboard for lake fishing in Florida. These were boats
that were capable of moving in the 70-80 mph range. Pretty scary rides,
even in flat calm water.

In the late 1950s, early 1960s, I don't recall the exact dates, my dad
handled a line of inboard boats that were powered by a pair of Caddy
Crusader engines. These were salt water runabouts that would break 60
mph. Again, not too comfy at those speeds.

Last year an insurance industry acquaintance (can you believe it..an
insurance guy) took me for a spin in his superfast Fountain something
or other, and told me when it was over that we had "hit" 90 mph. Hit
was the right word, too.

Up to a point, a fast boat ride is fun, once in a while. That fun comes
to an end fast if you hit a substantial wave or wake. And the noise
usually is horrific. Once in the while on the Bay you'll see and hear
some yahoo doing 70 mph or more in one of those superfast boats. The
noise really is annoying.

Maybe it is my age. I'm more than comfortable enough running the Bay at
25-30 miles an hour, keeping my eyes open for hazards and the noise
from my boats' engines down to where conversation is possible.

We've all seen the comparison of dick size and speed. I wonder if there
is a point of absolute diminished returns...if your boat goes 100 mph,
for example, do you have any dick at all?


Whoops. That first sentence should have read "...a few fast AND scary
rides..." Last year's ride in the Fountain was fast, but not too scary.
Probably because I was partially under the influence of margaritas.



--
If it is Bad for Bush,
It is Good for the United States.

Maybe we now need Bassy to proofread Harry's posts.



"Real Name" wrote in message
...
In the past, Harry could keep up with his lies for a day or two, now he
forgets before he finishes his post.


"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
The beat goes on with that guy.


"Real Name" wrote in message
...
I is nice that you noticed your mistake, nice tap dance.

"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
HarryKrause wrote:
Gudmundur wrote:
In article ,
says...
Why is it that when a boat can go 60mph, the owner/drive thinks that
he/she
has to go 60mph no matter how crowded the river is.


It kind of plays on the old Corvette joke,

If you have a fast boat, you don't need a big dick.




Though not recently, I've had a few fast rides in fast boats in my
lifetime. Most recently, though this was in the 1990s, I got to
"passenger" in some pretty darned fast "bass boats" that friends owned
and invited me aboard for lake fishing in Florida. These were boats
that were capable of moving in the 70-80 mph range. Pretty scary
rides, even in flat calm water.

In the late 1950s, early 1960s, I don't recall the exact dates, my dad
handled a line of inboard boats that were powered by a pair of Caddy
Crusader engines. These were salt water runabouts that would break 60
mph. Again, not too comfy at those speeds.

Last year an insurance industry acquaintance (can you believe it..an
insurance guy) took me for a spin in his superfast Fountain something
or other, and told me when it was over that we had "hit" 90 mph. Hit
was the right word, too.

Up to a point, a fast boat ride is fun, once in a while. That fun
comes to an end fast if you hit a substantial wave or wake. And the
noise usually is horrific. Once in the while on the Bay you'll see and
hear some yahoo doing 70 mph or more in one of those superfast boats.
The noise really is annoying.

Maybe it is my age. I'm more than comfortable enough running the Bay
at 25-30 miles an hour, keeping my eyes open for hazards and the noise
from my boats' engines down to where conversation is possible.

We've all seen the comparison of dick size and speed. I wonder if
there is a point of absolute diminished returns...if your boat goes
100 mph, for example, do you have any dick at all?


Whoops. That first sentence should have read "...a few fast AND scary
rides..." Last year's ride in the Fountain was fast, but not too scary.
Probably because I was partially under the influence of margaritas.



--
If it is Bad for Bush,
It is Good for the United States.

Krause,
I am trying to help you, I am sure there is a 12 step program for compulsive
liars. I am sure your wife can find one in your area.


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
Real Name wrote:
I is nice that you noticed your mistake, nice tap dance.

It's too bad your parents didn't notice theirs in time.

Ouch,
Jim that is way to low. It might be truthful, but it is very low.

; )


"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
Maybe we now need Bassy to proofread Harry's posts.



"Real Name" wrote in message
...
In the past, Harry could keep up with his lies for a day or two, now he
forgets before he finishes his post.


"*JimH*" wrote in message
...
The beat goes on with that guy.


"Real Name" wrote in message
...
I is nice that you noticed your mistake, nice tap dance.

"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
HarryKrause wrote:
Gudmundur wrote:
In article ,
says...
Why is it that when a boat can go 60mph, the owner/drive thinks
that he/she
has to go 60mph no matter how crowded the river is.


It kind of plays on the old Corvette joke,

If you have a fast boat, you don't need a big dick.




Though not recently, I've had a few fast rides in fast boats in my
lifetime. Most recently, though this was in the 1990s, I got to
"passenger" in some pretty darned fast "bass boats" that friends
owned and invited me aboard for lake fishing in Florida. These were
boats that were capable of moving in the 70-80 mph range. Pretty
scary rides, even in flat calm water.

In the late 1950s, early 1960s, I don't recall the exact dates, my
dad handled a line of inboard boats that were powered by a pair of
Caddy Crusader engines. These were salt water runabouts that would
break 60 mph. Again, not too comfy at those speeds.

Last year an insurance industry acquaintance (can you believe it..an
insurance guy) took me for a spin in his superfast Fountain something
or other, and told me when it was over that we had "hit" 90 mph. Hit
was the right word, too.

Up to a point, a fast boat ride is fun, once in a while. That fun
comes to an end fast if you hit a substantial wave or wake. And the
noise usually is horrific. Once in the while on the Bay you'll see
and hear some yahoo doing 70 mph or more in one of those superfast
boats. The noise really is annoying.

Maybe it is my age. I'm more than comfortable enough running the Bay
at 25-30 miles an hour, keeping my eyes open for hazards and the
noise from my boats' engines down to where conversation is possible.

We've all seen the comparison of dick size and speed. I wonder if
there is a point of absolute diminished returns...if your boat goes
100 mph, for example, do you have any dick at all?


Whoops. That first sentence should have read "...a few fast AND scary
rides..." Last year's ride in the Fountain was fast, but not too
scary. Probably because I was partially under the influence of
margaritas.



--
If it is Bad for Bush,
It is Good for the United States.

What do you mean do I pitch or catch?


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
Real Name wrote:
Krause,
I am trying to help you, I am sure there is a 12 step program for
compulsive liars. I am sure your wife can find one in your area.


If I need someone to jump down into my septic tank and see what is brewing
there, I'll be sure to call you.

I am curious about one thing, though. When you and Hertvik play with each
other, do you pitch or catch?

Ta-ta.

Harry,
Are you suggesting JimH and I are homosexual?

Is that an insult?


"HarryKrause" wrote in message
...
Real Name wrote:
What do you mean do I pitch or catch?


To paraphrase One-Fish-John Herring:

Hee-Hee.

Let me know if no one enlightens you. I'll be glad to explain it via
email.



--
If it is Bad for Bush,
It is Good for the United States.