Gould 0738 wrote in message
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I thought that Shania Twain was yer' gal?

Twain?

As in split in two, or a "pair"?

Shania is a beautiful woman, no doubt,
but I think Carmen has her out-Twained.

I'd like to think I had enough love for both.
It would be quite the cruise. Wonder if I'd last all the way to the 'Society
Islands'?