"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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"John Smith" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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Unlike Henry, you sound like a guy who has the mental capacity to mull
over
a hypothetical situation. In fact, this is based on reality. Here
goes:

1) The animal control person fails to do his job after 15 phonecalls.
The
excuses are absurd.

2) The neighbor promises to improve the situation, but does absolutely
nothing.

3) You go to court and are told that it's not a small claims issue.

4) It's the middle of May, and you've put 200 hours of work into the
vegetable garden so far. It's literally being destroyed by a dog which
digs
there.

Now what?



At this point I probably would pick up the dog's **** and place it on
the
hood of his car.

Ah ha! That could potentially be interpreted as a vigilante tactic. Very
good! But, I'd suggest that you lift a windshield wiper, drop the **** on
the glass, and let the wiper drop into the ****. Much more effective.

Just drop a handful of mothballs in the owners gas tank.