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bb April 13th 04 03:33 PM

Pentagon Hires Comical Ali
 
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 10:14:58 -0400, Charles
wrote:


Nope. You have stalked them and demeaned them wherever they went.
"Madcow" was a good example of this.


Madcow begged Harry for attention. If Harry wasn't responding to
Madcow's provocations she would post endless jabs directed at Harry
until he finally responded. Krazy Karen seems to operate on the same
frequency. I'm guessing it's love stuck old windbags grateful for any
attention. When and if Harry finally responds we get the usual cries
of "how can you treat a lady like that?". These usenet beings are no
more ladies than you Charles are a gentleman.

bb

basskisser April 13th 04 05:10 PM

( OT ) Theologian Charges White House Complicity in 9/11 Attack
 
John H wrote in message . ..
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 23:00:04 GMT, Jim wrote:

http://independent.com/news/news906.htm

extract

In his latest book, The New Pearl Harbor ? released just two weeks ago ?
Griffin all but accuses the Bush administration of taking a dive on
September 11 and giving Al Qaeda terrorists an unobstructed shot at the
World Trade Center. According to Griffin, a case can be made that the Bush
administration arranged the attack, or allowed it to happen. He is aware
that he may be dismissed as a conspiracy nut, but given the ?transcendent
importance? of the issue, Griffin is willing to assume that risk and has
taken to repeating Michael Moore?s line on the subject: ?Personally, I?m
not into conspiracy theories except those that are true.? I met with
Griffin over coffee to discuss his book and the September 11 investigation.
The following is an edited account of their conversation.


Sounds like you, Griffin, and Moore ought to get together for coffee. A case
could be made that Clinton set up the USS Cole incident with just as much
credibility.

John H

Please post any evidence of Clinton's "setting up" the USS Cole
incident, that is at least as compelling as Griffins.

John H April 13th 04 05:43 PM

Pentagon Hires Comical Ali
 
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 14:33:43 GMT, bb wrote:

On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 10:14:58 -0400, Charles
wrote:


Nope. You have stalked them and demeaned them wherever they went.
"Madcow" was a good example of this.


Madcow begged Harry for attention. If Harry wasn't responding to
Madcow's provocations she would post endless jabs directed at Harry
until he finally responded. Krazy Karen seems to operate on the same
frequency. I'm guessing it's love stuck old windbags grateful for any
attention. When and if Harry finally responds we get the usual cries
of "how can you treat a lady like that?". These usenet beings are no
more ladies than you Charles are a gentleman.

bb


Well, bb, would you consider the following to be 'stalking'?

**************************

Quotes from our hero -- Harry K.

************************************************** *************
You must have run out of high school babysitting jobs

I doubt he's read the classic comics versions of much of anything.

Apparently John has problems being a john. Go figure.

Well, John, since you have no idea or knowledge over the rather peculiar
news "gatherer" I use some days, your opinion is...worthless.

But since your entire world is binary, black or white, I suppose you are
blind to the grey.

That's what happens when you waste your life in the military.


Not after you've wasted your life in the Army.

Gee, John...did you just read about this in Army Times (mustered-out
edition)?

Does John actually teach? I know he's mentioned he subs in the
Alexandria school system, but my recollection is that he has posted that
he mainly babysits high school kids, and doesn't teach. Or was it that
he tries to teach some math classes if he is assigned one, but doesn't
try to teach if he is assigned to a non-math class.

I'm not sure anything about John passes the WGAS test.

Yeah. I'd toss John to the sharks. He seems to have fewer and fewer
redeeming qualities.

John, after all, is a retired military
puke, and the only people in the country who take military pukes
seriously are...other military pukes.

Simpleton.

You really have turned yourself into a lying asshole, John.

As for the rest of Herring's diatribe, he's just being his disingenuous
self. Although he's gotten nastier and nastier the last few weeks. I
think his real asshole personality is emerging, the same one I picked up
on at the marina.

John spent his career in the military and is used to more bull****.

John needs a tad of reprogramming.

It's hard to have respect for an organization that had you in it long
enough for a retirement.

Isn't that why you joined the military? Free health care, free college,
free prescriptions, subsidized housing...such a deal...was it good for you?

Indeed. Probably too complex for John, even though it is the simplest of
newsreaders to use.

John is absolutely clueless about what you are discussing or about the
b.s. factor in military PR.

Drinking heavily again, John?

Whooosh...right over your head, again, John. But, then, you have no
marketable skills, either...

Well, John, some of us have to be open-minded and bright, like me, and
others of us have to be close-minded and dull, like you.

I suppose we have to cut John Herring some slack...he did spend most of
his adult life in the military, where thinking is not encouraged.

Once again, John, you're not worth more than a one-liner as a response.
Go play with your good conduct medal. Did you also get one for attendance?

Naw. John prefers chickenhawk with his fries.

Which just proves what a sleaze you are, because if you did vote for
Sharpton, you voted in the Democratic primary, and since you are a
Republican, you cast your vote as a would-be spoiler.

Do you ever have anything other than simple-minded thoughts, John?

Stupid? You mean like the 12 or so posts you just vomited up here, John?


Only a low-life right-wing failure like you would think so, John

You probably haven't read either book, either, or many other books, not
for a long time, if ever.

John has limited skills. That's why he spent his adult life in the
military.

No wonder you are so ****y.

But Bush's failures matter not to Herring and other flat-line
Republicans like him. They'll vote for Bush not matter what, utter foolw
that they are.

Yeah, reich, er, right. What a surprise...John the Wingnut voting
Republican...again.

Searching contrainer ships is a lot different from carving away at the
Constitutional rights of citizens, but I wouldn't expect a d.f. like you
to appreciate the difference.

Coulter? Sheesh. You really are a bottom feeder.

Here you go, dicquehead:

John H. in person sort of looks like he is in the mid stages of AIDs.
Too thin, large splotches on his skin, hair falling out...

Did you get an attendance award, Herring?


John and his ilk are simple-minded konservatives, cannot think
abstractly, and see issues only in black or white terms. John is an
especially pathetic konservative, as he spent most of his adult life as
a federal employee sucking on the taxpayers' teat, and now works as a
teacher in the public school system, thus continuing his sucking on the
taxpayers' teat. You would think a konservative like John would disdain
a paycheck from the taxpayers. But that would require him to be able to
think in the abstract, and such thinking is not allowed those in the
military.

Au contraire...I believe teaching to be among the most honorable
professions, and always have. But you're not a teacher, John...you are a
babysitter.


More bull**** from you, John? I have the greatest respect for public
school teachers, who work long hours under difficult conditions for, at
best, ordinary pay and benefits. You're not a real teacher; you're a
substitute teacher who has admitted more than once that on many of your
assignments, you don't teach at all, or even try to teach. You do
nothing more than babysit. You obviously missed the irony in my post;
the insult was aimed at you, not the teaching profession. You are a
self-proclaimed conservative and yet, for your living most of your life,
you have drawn your pay from the taxpayers, and thumbed your nose at
your job responsibilities.

If I lived in your town and were a whining slimeball like you, I'd
complain about you in a way that matters. But I'm not pondscum like you
are, and I'd never ever try to cause anyone job problems because of
their newsgroup political statements or leanings.

You're just living (barely) proof of how low your end of the political
spectrum has sunk.


My answer? My answer is this: teaching is a wonderful profession,
populated by mostly dedicated people who work hard to make the next
generation of America better. How a loser like you got accepted as a
substitute teacher is a question to ponder, since you, by your own
admission, don't teach, but simply babysit classes at taxpayer expense.

Have you ever personally given a day's work for a day's pay?

Ignorant dipstick -- John Herring

John H has been awash in tripe his entire life.


Herring's just another member of the mindless right-wing Bush collective.

Yeah...you have no values and no judgment.

Herring's just another member of the mindless right-wing Bush collective.

You're really an asshole, John. You were invited out on the boat last
summer, and turned down the trip.

*******I wonder why I didn't go???******************


That must be why you bob and weave around the boatyard...using that
thinner as either an inhaler or just drinking it...

BTW Herring, if you are going to whore for the Bush-****ters, at least
five their web site credit for what you swipe, eh?

Sorry, a name like yours was found on a list of felons living in
Virginia, and your voting rights were cancelled.
You know, I wasn't going to post this, but when I read that bit'o'spoof,
I thought of John Herring, who is rec.boats own version of Comical Ali.

Ahhh, Comical Ali's cousin, Jocular John, strikes again, with more
propaganda straight from the military.

Jocular John...America's answer to Comical Ali.
************************************************** *****************

And this is just during the past three or so months!

Have a great day!

John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

Henry Blackmoore April 13th 04 05:48 PM

( OT ) Theologian Charges White House Complicity in 9/11 Attack
 
In article , (basskisser) wrote:

John H wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 23:00:04 GMT, Jim wrote:

http://independent.com/news/news906.htm

extract

In his latest book, The New Pearl Harbor ? released just two weeks ago ?
Griffin all but accuses the Bush administration of taking a dive on
September 11 and giving Al Qaeda terrorists an unobstructed shot at the
World Trade Center. According to Griffin, a case can be made that the Bush
administration arranged the attack, or allowed it to happen. He is aware
that he may be dismissed as a conspiracy nut, but given the ?transcendent
importance? of the issue, Griffin is willing to assume that risk and has
taken to repeating Michael Moore?s line on the subject: ?Personally, I?m
not into conspiracy theories except those that are true.? I met with
Griffin over coffee to discuss his book and the September 11 investigation.
The following is an edited account of their conversation.


Sounds like you, Griffin, and Moore ought to get together for coffee. A case
could be made that Clinton set up the USS Cole incident with just as much
credibility.

John H

Clinton isn't our current president, Bush is. Let's stay on track
here. Every time someone says something about Bush, the right can't
defend the idiot, so the next thing is Clinton did blah blah blah.


Clinton and Gore smoked a lot of reefer did you know that 'asstoker?



NOYB April 13th 04 05:50 PM

( OT ) Theologian Charges White House Complicity in 9/11 Attack
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 23:00:04 GMT, Jim wrote:

http://independent.com/news/news906.htm

extract

In his latest book, The New Pearl Harbor - released just two weeks ago -
Griffin all but accuses the Bush administration of taking a dive on
September 11 and giving Al Qaeda terrorists an unobstructed shot at the
World Trade Center. According to Griffin, a case can be made that the

Bush
administration arranged the attack, or allowed it to happen. He is aware
that he may be dismissed as a conspiracy nut, but given the "transcendent
importance" of the issue, Griffin is willing to assume that risk and has
taken to repeating Michael Moore's line on the subject: "Personally, I'm
not into conspiracy theories except those that are true." I met with
Griffin over coffee to discuss his book and the September 11

investigation.
The following is an edited account of their conversation.


Sounds like you, Griffin, and Moore ought to get together for coffee.


They can share some pot-laden brownies as well.



Henry Blackmoore April 13th 04 05:51 PM

( OT ) Theologian Charges White House Complicity in 9/11 Attack
 
In article , "Don White" wrote:

I think every politican should be hooked up to a lie detector machine when
talking in public.
The next thing would be to hire a bunch of honest tecnnicians to run the
things.


Betcha these "honest technicians" would be Canadian too right?

Lie detectors machines are not always accurate, many folks can master
lying while hooked up to them and politicians tend to talk in circles anyhow
and it would be harder to pin them down after they gained a little experience
being hooked up.

Sorry Don, back to the drawing board for you.....





Henry Blackmoore April 13th 04 05:52 PM

( OT ) Theologian Charges White House Complicity in 9/11 Attack
 
In article , (RGrew176) wrote:

From: Jim


In his latest book, The New Pearl Harbor — released just two weeks ago —
Griffin all but accuses the Bush administration of taking a dive on
September 11 and giving Al Qaeda terrorists an unobstructed shot at the
World Trade Center. According to Griffin, a case can be made that the Bush
administration arranged the attack, or allowed it to happen. He is aware
that he may be dismissed as a conspiracy nut, but given the “transcendent
importance� of the issue, Griffin is willing to assume that risk and has
taken to repeating Michael Moore’s line on the subject: “Personally, I’m


not into conspiracy theories except those that are true.� I met with
Griffin over coffee to discuss his book and the September 11 investigation.
The following is an edited account of their conversation.
--
Jim







Just as good a case can now be made that FDR allowed Pearl Harbor to happen
also. May or may not be true in either instance but definitely food for thought
and discussion. Time will tell.


Case hell, the evidence is there....


Henry Blackmoore April 13th 04 05:52 PM

Pentagon Hires Comical Ali
 
In article , John H wrote:

On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 21:13:34 GMT, (Henry Blackmoore) wrote:

In article , John H

wrote:

On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 19:53:33 GMT,
(Henry Blackmoore) wrote:

In article , "Don White"
wrote:

Henry Blackmoore wrote in message news:_krec.6565
And what you know about Texas is based on old westerns and whatever
your buddy boy Krause says right?


Wrong... I study the posts of those who claim they are citizens of that
state. I try to understand their attitudes, opinions.
the way they interact with normal society....their beligerent, agressive
behaviour. Theit apparant love of firearms and unquestioned loyalty to a
seemingly undeserving president. It is from this I draw conclusions.

And you are not very good at any of it. Maybe you are better at fishing?

Btw I caught a mess o' flounder the other day down in Sargent on the
coast just off the beach on a cut. My youngest boy hit a 22 incher
that weighed a little over 4 pounds.

Just ate flounder and eggs for breakfast... mmmm

(and Flounder and Turkey for Easter dinner was awesome as well).

Broiled the whole fish after scaling, gutting and cutting slits in it and
then seasoning with Tony Cachiere's and butter. Awesome.


Henry, would you look at a bottle of that Tony Cachiere's stuff and see if

they
have an 800 number. Just what is it? I couldn't find it on the internet. Of
course, I'm no Al Gore when it comes to the internet either.


You probably couldn't find it because I misspelled the dadgum thing. LOL.
Never was any good with coon-ass or Cajun names.

But it's "Tony Chachere's" and I believe it's pronounced "sash-er-ray".

It goes on most anything (like Tabasco) and it is great!
There is a website listed on the bottle:
www.tonychachere.com

There is a sodium-free and a low-sodium version too that isn't bad.

The stuff is fantastic with shrimp although I prefer Zatarains when I boil
em'.

You gotta check Zatarains out too!

http://www.zatarain.com/

I boil shrimp with beer, Zatarains, small red potatos, garlic, Aggie onions,
and orange slices and a healthy dose of Tabasco! (lemons are good too).
Small ears of corn are optional.

Gawd I am getting hungry for seafood just typing this.

Anyways I love to prepare this for my Yankee visitors or relatives. It
usually wows then.

http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/p...nions/onionhis.
html

I eat the Texas 1015 onions like apples they are so sweet.

http://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/p...on2/lasso.html

http://www.cookperfect.com/fw1015onionglaze.htm

Cheers!

Gotcha! Now I know why I wasted all those hours searching! G

Thanks much.


Sorry John but the good eats will more than make up for it!
lol


John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!


Jim April 13th 04 05:54 PM

( OT ) Theologian Charges White House Complicity in 9/11 Attack
 
On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 16:51:27 GMT, Henry Blackmoore wrote:

In article , "Don White"
wrote:

I think every politican should be hooked up to a lie detector machine
when
talking in public.
The next thing would be to hire a bunch of honest tecnnicians to run the
things.


Betcha these "honest technicians" would be Canadian too right?

Lie detectors machines are not always accurate, many folks can master
lying while hooked up to them and politicians tend to talk in circles
anyhow
and it would be harder to pin them down after they gained a little
experience
being hooked up.

Sorry Don, back to the drawing board for you.....

It's easy to tell when a politician is Lying


His lips are moveing!








--
Jim

Henry Blackmoore April 13th 04 05:55 PM

Pentagon Hires Comical Ali
 
In article , "Don White" wrote:


Henry Blackmoore wrote in message
ink.net...
snip
I eat the Texas 1015 onions like apples they are so sweet.



Might explain the 'potty mouth'.


Only if you consider onions to be nasty Don.

Start eating some of the Zatarains shrimp bowl
and season your fish with Tony Chachere's and you
will be wearing a NRA hat and singing the praises
of the South in no time!




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