Alligators always want to eat my yummy butt when I'm paddling with my
boat.How can I fight them without losing my ass ?

On 7 Jun 2005 01:50:22 -0700, (Winnie Oakbob)
wrote:

Alligators always want to eat my yummy butt when I'm paddling with my
boat.How can I fight them without losing my ass ?

There is a "safe" zone around alligators. Try to position yourself
directly between a mother alligator and her young. If possible, fondle
some of the young. This will show the mother that you are harmless and
indeed helpful. If you can't find any baby alligators, try to sound like a
baby alligator in distress. This will probably scare any alligators away.
As a last resort, alligators are terrified of chicken, throwing chicken
parts at them will cause them to vanish. They may look like they are
gathering around you, but really they are just coming together to form a
stampede. Hope this helps.

Galen Hekhuis NpD, JFR, GWA
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"Winnie Oakbob" wrote in message om...
Alligators always want to eat my yummy butt when I'm paddling with my
boat.How can I fight them without losing my ass ?


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Note the cross posting groups in the original--I removed them on this reply.

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-Paul

Winnie Oakbob wrote:

Alligators always want to eat my yummy butt when I'm paddling with my
boat.How can I fight them without losing my ass ?

A 9 mm or 45 cal should do.

JAM

9mm will have to be a well placed shot! And close up too, not to mention
which type of round yer packin'! 45 will get his attention better. I like
Glen's advice the best!
"Johnny Thunder" "Johnny wrote in message
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Winnie Oakbob wrote:

Alligators always want to eat my yummy butt when I'm paddling with my
boat.How can I fight them without losing my ass ?

A 9 mm or 45 cal should do.

JAM