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Galen Hekhuis
 
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On 7 Jun 2005 01:50:22 -0700, (Winnie Oakbob)
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Alligators always want to eat my yummy butt when I'm paddling with my
boat.How can I fight them without losing my ass ?


There is a "safe" zone around alligators. Try to position yourself
directly between a mother alligator and her young. If possible, fondle
some of the young. This will show the mother that you are harmless and
indeed helpful. If you can't find any baby alligators, try to sound like a
baby alligator in distress. This will probably scare any alligators away.
As a last resort, alligators are terrified of chicken, throwing chicken
parts at them will cause them to vanish. They may look like they are
gathering around you, but really they are just coming together to form a
stampede. Hope this helps.

Galen Hekhuis NpD, JFR, GWA

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