"Speaking at the National Press Club, former Vice President Dan Quayle
said that if you take out the profanity, the TV show The Osbournes is a
show about good family values. If you take out the profanity, The
Osbournes is about thirty seconds long...Quayle also said that when
teenagers see Ozzy Osbourne, it sends them the right message about
drugs. Think about it, Dan Quayle never did drugs, he's middle-aged and
unemployed. Ozzy did drugs for thirty years, lives in a $10 million
dollar house, has his own TV show and a $3 million dollar book deal.
What's the message?" —Jay Leno