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basskisser wrote: My God you are stupid, John. What was the name of that person you spoke with at Yamaha, U.S.A.?? OK, OK, you wore me down. I'll tell you. See, I know because John H. told me who she was. I emailed him and we agreed to meet at a neutral area in Maryland. I can't tell you exactly where because we had to be careful of krause due to his left-wing extremism. Never know when he'll try to organize. John and I worked out a secret code to signal each other. We both brought a bass along. At a pre-determined time, we pulled the bass out and began kissing the ass of the bass. (Get it? b'ass-kisser? Thought you'd like that!) I kinda thought John took too readily to kissing the bass's ass, but that another story. (Joe Parson: Did I punctuate that right:"bass's ass"? Will krause agree with you?) Anyways, after clenching my buttocks and checking the street for any bloated hot air bags but not seeing krause, I kept a sharp eye out for gould attack doggies while John handed off to me a the name of the woman. John wrote it on the back of a old school hall pass. Her name was Damn. I forgot. Gotta kiss the ass of another bass to find out I suppose. John, can you meet me again? -- Charlie |
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basskisser wrote: My God you are stupid, John. What was the name of that person you spoke with at Yamaha, U.S.A.?? OK, OK, you wore me down. I'll tell you. See, I know because John H. told me who she was. I emailed him and we agreed to meet at a neutral area in Maryland. I can't tell you exactly where because we had to be careful of krause due to his left-wing extremism. Never know when he'll try to organize. John and I worked out a secret code to signal each other. We both brought a bass along. At a pre-determined time, we pulled the bass out and began kissing the ass of the bass. (Get it? b'ass-kisser? Thought you'd like that!) I kinda thought John took too readily to kissing the bass's ass, but that another story. (Joe Parson: Did I punctuate that right:"bass's ass"? Will krause agree with you?) Anyways, after clenching my buttocks and checking the street for any bloated hot air bags but not seeing krause, I kept a sharp eye out for gould attack doggies while John handed off to me a the name of the woman. John wrote it on the back of a old school hall pass. Her name was Damn. I forgot. Gotta kiss the ass of another bass to find out I suppose. John, can you meet me again? -- Charlie Okay, does mommy know you are playing with her computer? |
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John H wrote in message ... Damn. I forgot. Gotta kiss the ass of another bass to find out I suppose. John, can you meet me again? -- Charlie Okay, does mommy know you are playing with her computer? We'll have to wait until mid-April when the season starts. Oh, sorry about having to pass messages through b'asskisser's posts, but you understand. John H You and Charlie are getting way too cosy...remember...this is a family show. |
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John H wrote in message ... Damn. I forgot. Gotta kiss the ass of another bass to find out I suppose. John, can you meet me again? -- Charlie Okay, does mommy know you are playing with her computer? We'll have to wait until mid-April when the season starts. Oh, sorry about having to pass messages through b'asskisser's posts, but you understand. John H You and Charlie are getting way too cosy...remember...this is a family show. John is cozy with anyone on the right whom he thinks gives me static. You know those righties...jackals every one. |
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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 23:16:22 GMT, "Don White"
wrote: John H wrote in message .. . Damn. I forgot. Gotta kiss the ass of another bass to find out I suppose. John, can you meet me again? -- Charlie Okay, does mommy know you are playing with her computer? We'll have to wait until mid-April when the season starts. Oh, sorry about having to pass messages through b'asskisser's posts, but you understand. John H You and Charlie are getting way too cosy...remember...this is a family show. Just be glad we have a 10 second delay on our Harry Crotch remarks. (Whoops -- Krause!) John H On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay! |
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