NOYB,
Well there's the legal definition and the one your wife would buy.
They're worlds apart. :-)
Paul

NOYB wrote:
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Unbelievable. No wonder more than half of marriages end in divorce.

"But honey...I was just fooling around when I was sticking my tongue in her
honey hole. It wasn't sex."

"Paul Schilter" ""paulschilter\"@comcast dot net" wrote in message
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NOYB,
Well there's the legal definition and the one your wife would buy. They're
worlds apart. :-)


The US Constitution prevents cruel and unusual punishment. My wife's law
doesn't...which means I abide by her law before all others.