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I just need to get out of an apartment and back to a real house. I like to
do 48 hour non-stop aerobic gardening. My doctor used to comment on what good shape I was in, but he never believed it was all due to yardwork. I invited him over for a little punishment, but he declined the offer. "Don White" wrote in message ... I used to rough house with my # 2 guy but he kind of outgrew me. I may have to get back into the gym or at least buy a Bowflex and toughten up. Doug Kanter wrote in message ... You know how Cato used to jump out of closets & armoirs to attack inspector Clousseau in the Pink Panther movies? My son did that to me last night, just for grins. After wrestling for a couple of minutes, I went to grab his arm REALLY fast. He moved the arm, and I basically slugged what was behind it - his hip bone. Crunch. He thinks it's funny. But, he requested steak for dinner tomorrow - the perfect accompaniment to "NYPD Blue". He doesn't realize yet, but he's making dinner while I kick back with a bourbon. :-) I might advise him with lighting the charcoal, but then again, he might look good with cajun blackened hair. Gee...I'm typng from 24" away with my pecker, and I'm still a better writer than Dave Hall. :-) "Don White" wrote in message ... Do we dare ask you what you were doing? Doug Kanter wrote in message ... Because I fractured a bone in my hand last night and I'm trying to type with a cast on, I'll let you get away with that silly comment for now. But I'll be back for you, Mr Molar. :-) |
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