That's what I told my boss. He was not amused.

Ken

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"No Spam" wrote in message
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Thanks -I had a bad day and that was a good laugh.


You should read more Usenet.

Wolfgang

"No Spam" wrote in message
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That's what I told my boss. He was not amused.

He should read more Usenet.

Wolfgang

Wilko wrote:
Wolfgang wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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Hey Michael, I have lost track what this particular discussion is
regarding, could you restate from your understanding what the
various
contentions are. Thanks, TnT


You're an idiot.

No, yor stupid.

Well, he says you're a moron.

What does he know....he's a fool.

Well, he ain't as dum as you.

So's yer mother.

Bite me.

Eat me.

Sez you.

You don't know what I said.

You don't know what you said. Answer my question.

What question?

What are you talking about.

You're and idiot

Blah......

Blah......

Wolfgang
no charge for this one.

Wolfgang, that's basically this whole thread in one post... Thanks!
;-)

--
Wilko van den Bergh wilko(a t)dse(d o t)nl
Eindhoven The Netherlands Europe
---Look at the possibilities, don't worry about the limitations.---
http://wilko.webzone.ru/

Wilko, I was recently googling, and came across the name Scott B. who
apparently had quite an impact on you and some of the oldtimers here on
RBP. I would wonder if you could, for the benefit of us newbies, ever
feel free to share how that situation could affect your outlook of
paddling now. Some of the other oldtimers could probably pitch in if
you started a new topic. I really find the stories insightful about how
you all got to where we are now. I was also amazed at all the names
that I never hear now. I wonder if they are still out there lurking,
and would possibly chime in. For once, I would be glad to set back and
listen, I get sort of tired of the threads that break down into
nit-picking as highlighted by Wolfgang! TnT

"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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...I get sort of tired of the threads that break down into
nit-picking as highlighted by Wolfgang!

9.......1........1

ring........

ring........

Yeah?

Um........is this 911?

Yeah. So?

Um.......well.......uh.......there's this guy who's sort of tired of threads
that break down into nit-picking......um......and stuff.

And?

And......um.......can't somebody do something about it?

Like what?

Well.......I don't know. Aren't you guys the experts?

Thass right sonny.........you wanna tell us how to do our jobs?

Um.......well......no, I guess not. But......this guy.....

What guy?

I don't know.......I just heard screams.

Screams?

Yeah.

How do you know they were screams?

Huh?

Are you some kinda scream expert?

Well......no.

Look, kid, we got a lot of stuff goin' on here.......we're what you call
"BUSY".....capich?

Huh?

Who is this guy?

I don't know......just some guy.

Is somebody holding a gun to his head?

Um......I don't know.......he sai

Look, kid, call somebody who cares, o.k.?

Uh.....yeah.......o.k........thanks......bye.

Wolfgang
who, if he had written any of this, would have written every word of it
under duress.

"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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...I get sort of tired of the threads that break down into
nit-picking as highlighted by Wolfgang!

If I were you, and thankfully god knows I'm not, I'd have god smite
Wolfgang.

Sorry Mr. gang, but you really have been askin' for it!

Who loves ya? Mark loves ya, that's who.

Mark --the devil made me do it--

bearsbuddy wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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...I get sort of tired of the threads that break down into
nit-picking as highlighted by Wolfgang!

If I were you, and thankfully god knows I'm not, I'd have god smite
Wolfgang.

Sorry Mr. gang, but you really have been askin' for it!

Who loves ya? Mark loves ya, that's who.

Mark --the devil made me do it--

Oh, I expect that even God got a good laugh from that one by Wolfgang!
Tnt

"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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bearsbuddy wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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...I get sort of tired of the threads that break down into
nit-picking as highlighted by Wolfgang!

If I were you, and thankfully god knows I'm not, I'd have god smite
Wolfgang.

Sorry Mr. gang, but you really have been askin' for it!

Who loves ya? Mark loves ya, that's who.

Mark --the devil made me do it--

Oh, I expect that even God got a good laugh from that one by Wolfgang!

To be sure. But then, God......and Mark......know WHY it's funny.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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bearsbuddy wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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...I get sort of tired of the threads that break down into
nit-picking as highlighted by Wolfgang!

If I were you, and thankfully god knows I'm not, I'd have god
smite
Wolfgang.

Sorry Mr. gang, but you really have been askin' for it!

Who loves ya? Mark loves ya, that's who.

Mark --the devil made me do it--

Oh, I expect that even God got a good laugh from that one by
Wolfgang!

To be sure. But then, God......and Mark......know WHY it's funny.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang, It's good to know that you not only believe in God, but know
God so well that you know what and why He thinks something is funny!
You need to let Mark know that you believe in God, and let him know how
much God loves you both, and showed you His Love in sending Jesus to
die for you! That the Blood of Jesus will cleanse you of all your sins,
and set you free from Satan, death, and the grave. Then you both will
have something to really rejoice in! TnT

"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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Wolfgang, It's good to know that you not only believe in God, but know
God so well that you know what and why He thinks something is funny!
You need to let Mark know that you believe in God, and let him know how
much God loves you both, and showed you His Love in sending Jesus to
die for you! That the Blood of Jesus will cleanse you of all your sins,
and set you free from Satan, death, and the grave. Then you both will
have something to really rejoice in! TnT

Well, it is good to know something, anyway. When we know that you know
something this will be good for us and good for you. When you go to meet
Jesus, we will all rejoice.

Wolfgang
hoo boy.

Wolfgang wrote:
"Tinkerntom" wrote in message
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Wolfgang, It's good to know that you not only believe in God, but
know
God so well that you know what and why He thinks something is
funny!
You need to let Mark know that you believe in God, and let him know
how
much God loves you both, and showed you His Love in sending Jesus
to
die for you! That the Blood of Jesus will cleanse you of all your
sins,
and set you free from Satan, death, and the grave. Then you both
will
have something to really rejoice in! TnT

Well, it is good to know something, anyway. When we know that you
know
something this will be good for us and good for you. When you go to
meet
Jesus, we will all rejoice.

Wolfgang
hoo boy.

Well it is good to know that you are so understanding and wise. Knowing
that I know Jesus, is good for me and for you, and you can rejoice,
that I meet with Him all the time. Even as I write these words, I pray
Lord, let me say something that will let Wolfgang know that it is not
necessary to be so twitty, at least with me. I know that he lives in a
world that is eat or be eaten, and he has learned to bite first. Let
him know Lord that you will watch over him and protect him if he will
allow you too. That I regret if I have hurt him in anyway, or
threatened him, that I would ask his forgiveness. You Lord know the
depths of his heart, and you know why he responds the way he does, but
I know that you Love him with your Eternal Infinite Love. Lord I find
in Wolfgang, someone who has a lot of insight, and a quick wit, and yet
someone that needs to know your forgiveness as well. I pray that you
would open his eyes to see You! Thankyou Jesus, TnT